Are you tired of your boring routine?
Do you want an extra little something in your life?
THEN BECOME A WEREWOLF TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Becoming a werewolf could help you fulfill all of your wildest dreams!!!!!!!!!!
You could force your boss to give you that raise!*
You could get that special girl to go out with you!**
You could go on that vacation that you've always wanted to go on!***
You could even look like Taylor Lautner!!!****
DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE TAYLOR LAUTNER?????????????????? LEAVE THOSE HUMAN SCUM TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*provided that you murder your boss and take over his/her job
**actually no sorry you're forever alone
***i'm just making stuff up at this point
****you'll never look like taylor lautner sorry
Originally posted by MixMasterLar
is funny eaman?
Can you like not use those stupid names right now? Took me long enough to get these screen names straight in my head
Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.
Originally posted by XelNya
I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.
Originally posted by star-crossed
(Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)
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