TWG CXIV - Coronation of Xiv
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ok yeah riotpolice. Never ever ever say that you are complacent with getting lynched as town.Originally posted by Vendetta21Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.Originally posted by XelNyaI'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.Originally posted by star-crossed(Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)Comment
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cedo because why the hell not.Originally posted by hi19hi19Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications
Originally posted by m0deim usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.Comment
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no, you know what screw everyone and this town. riotpoliceOriginally posted by hi19hi19Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications
Originally posted by m0deim usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.Comment
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oh riot's one from insta now; if someone hammers him I suggest you post that you are doing so
riot, claim if you've got a roleOriginally posted by Vendetta21Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.Originally posted by XelNyaI'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.Originally posted by star-crossed(Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)Comment
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Wow...
Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87Charu the red-nosed Snivy
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You could even say it glows
All of the other Snivies
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Charu
Join in any Snivy games
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Originally posted by Vendetta21All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.Comment
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Can you tell us who and spare us the trouble of figuring it out?
Seriously though. Any last words / wills / testaments? If you're not anti-town, now would be a good time to tell us what you think we should do.
Originally posted by Moogyno one caresOriginally posted by TWG Dan Hedgehogthere are 743 matches for hedgehog suicide on deviantart
that's kind of a sad statisticComment
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No, you can all help yourselves. It looks like you don't need my help.Originally posted by hi19hi19Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications
Originally posted by m0deim usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.Comment
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As the British say: Cherrio~Originally posted by hi19hi19Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications
Originally posted by m0deim usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.Comment
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Originally posted by Moogyno one caresOriginally posted by TWG Dan Hedgehogthere are 743 matches for hedgehog suicide on deviantart
that's kind of a sad statisticComment
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The coronation is underway!
All of the preparations have been made: the banquet hall laid out with delicious food, decorations dotting the walls and banisters, and the guests invited!
However it seems.....the king is missing. But... why?
Where is Xiv? Surely he, the man of the moment, would have been given an invitation to his own coronation! After all, it wouldn't be his own coronation without him. People look around to find someone claiming to be the king named "Xiz", but...*scoff* his name obviously isn't "Xiv", and therefore he must not actually be the king that they are all looking for.
There can only be one explanation!
Someone among the guests must be making attempts to halt the coronation.
*Insert day 0 noise here*
The Policeman, the one who was supposed to keep the security in check around the coronation now stands at the edge of the cliff, chased out of the banquet hall, and cornered there by the rest of the guests of the coronation.
"You think you've outsmarted me? Well, screw everyone and this town. It looks like you don't need my help."
Among gasps of horror from the rest of the guests, Riotpolice proceeded to take a step backwards off of the cliff.
With a little smirk, Riotpolice tilted backwards in almost slow motion, uttering out one last line. "As the British say: Cherrio"
No-one really knew why he mispronounced "Cheerio", but the fact was lost on everyone as Riotpolice depared life, his death sealed within the spiky crags of rock below.
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thesunfan- lurker
cedolad- Guest, Manti, Gradiant
DarkManticoreX2- blindreper
Riotpolice- dabackpack, Charu, xiv, freezinice, cedolad, thesunfan, riotpolice
No Vote- hanssky
Riotpolice has been lynched. he was the Mafia One Shot Bus Driver
Night 1 has begun. Please send me a PM if you would like to utilize your night action during this time.
I will give 1-grace-accidental-post for night posts that follow this, then will not hesitate in mod-killing anyone who disregards the warning. There is no night talking.
Night 1 will end on 5/7/2014 at 11:00 PM EST.
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The guest trudge back towards the castle, weary from the exposure to the fact that there was indeed a malicious faction within their numbers.
Invited to stay the night, they each headed up to their own respective rooms. However, Dabackpack stopped at the chapel along with thesunfan, DarkManticoreX2, and FreezinIce. The four bowed their heads to the shrine of Dabackpack, as they all acknowledged that the mystery from before was far from over.
The Messiah, The Tsun-tsun-dere, The Dark One, and The FFYA Messenger return to the castle to join the other eight.
Twelve players in a twisted mystery.
The Coronation of Xiz.
==End Day 0==
Would you like to save your progress?Last edited by YoshL; 05-7-2014, 03:15 PM.Comment




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