TWG XXIII: Assault on France! Victor E. to Humans!

**GuidoHunter** · 11-10-2005, 05:26 PM

HansSky

He made me suspicious earlier, and although recent events may seem to have cleared him, well, whatever.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

**mead1** · 11-10-2005, 05:29 PM

Ok, stfu while I tally votes and write story.

**mead1** · 11-10-2005, 05:54 PM

They all kind of stared at it for a minute, minds bending around the CAPSLOL and the spelling. Then it dawned on them.

All: YUSS! WE GOTZ ONE!.

eb: no time to celebrate though, we need to pick someone today.

A few people: It's gotta be Afro and Hans. Only wolves snore that freaking loudly.

Everyone else: No, it's definately TPS. He's such a jerk!

eb: yah, lol, I don't like him either. We'll go with him.

Qreepy: Woooooooooo, I'm deeeeeeeaaaaaaad

All: O SHI!!!

Qreepy: Guys, what are you all afraid of? I just want to chill before I get pulled into the depths of Hades. Oh, and BTW, theres a few mimes heading towards the camp, they'll be here in about a minute.

eb: We'll deal with you later TPS...

So they quickly tied up TPS and made ready for battle. The mimes over the ridge decided to shoot a mortar at the camp first, to soften their defenses. It was gigantic, and it was only visible because of it's painted black stripes. Everyone looked up in terror and started running away. Hans being the ever quick thinker figured how to kill two birds with one stone. He grabbed TPS, chair and all, and swung at the charge with all his might. Mime Mortars are very lightweight, so it was propelled in the other direction and landed right on the mimes who had shot it. TPS was broken. No specific part of him, just TPS in general. He was definately not getting up from that one.

After such a long day, the group decided to make camp, and go to bed. Fish was standing on his head a ways out of camp, deep in meditation. Suddenly, he awoke to find his foot on fire, and the ground surrounding him covered in gasoline and kittens. He had a real conundrum. Burst into flames and die all at once, or slowly let his leg burn off. Fish decided he didn't want either of these, so with great dexterity, he vaulted with his hands out of the gasoline, and put out the fire on his shoe. Unfortunately, the mimes knew of this talent, and had set a net right under him. He was pulled up and taken by surprise. The mimes came out of the bushes with their silenced Mime Magnums and shot him. A lot. He died. The mimes ran back to camp to get to bed.

It is now Day 4, TPS was lynched, and Fish has been wolfed. Day ends on Saturday at 8:00 pm. Just under 48 hours.

**nforcer06164** · 11-10-2005, 06:06 PM

Wait, what the hell? Fish died just now? How did that happen?

Tass isn't around, right? Something tells me the kill was sent in early... For reasons I've previously stated all around the thread and this, I'll go with my next suspect right off the bat. Tass.

**Tasselfoot** · 11-10-2005, 06:26 PM

Actually nforcer, I have been "around" this whole time... using Whorli's computer, but ask Talisman... I've been here since about 6:45. So, if that is your only reason for voting me, its pretty poor.

**Tasselfoot** · 11-10-2005, 06:33 PM

Also nforcer... there are 9 of us left, how about you not jump to quick votes on stupid evidence and wait for eb to comment.

**nforcer06164** · 11-10-2005, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by nforcer06164

Something tells me the kill was sent in early... For reasons I've previously stated all around the thread and this, I'll go with my next suspect right off the bat. Tass.

Way to read. I was good and ready to vote. eb will post. I don't need him to post so I can make my vote. I've played by my rules and it's worked pretty well so far.

What happened to you this game, Tass? You haven't been very helpful. You've gotten pretty pissed off at a little accusation. it's not like you. TPS helped when he said you "weren't a wolf," and then Talisman informed me that he was suspicious of you. Like he and I discussed... last minute separation? I think so. My vote was not made without thought, Tass, and I don't need anybody else how to tell me how to play, even if eb is the core of the human team.

**FishFishRevolution** · 11-10-2005, 07:06 PM

^.^ Rofl zombie-fish

All they found was an ascii shark

Code:


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                      /'   &#40;                          ,
                  __/'     &#41;                        .' `;
   o      _.-~~~~'          ``---..__             .'   ;
     _.--'  b&#41;                       ``--...____.'   .'
    &#40;     _.      &#41;&#41;.      `-._                     <
     `\|\|\|\|&#41;-.....___.-     `-.         __...--'-.'.
Fish  `---......____...---`.___.'----... .'         `.;
                                        `-`           `

Hope that will help. Good luck.

**mead1** · 11-10-2005, 07:29 PM

People still alive.

Tasselfoot
nickadeemus
nforcer06164
Afrobean
talisman
lightdarkness
GuidoHunter
HansSky
evilbutterfly

Edited due to Tass' name being incorrect. Thanks Qreepy.

**Tasselfoot** · 11-10-2005, 07:30 PM

How about this nforcer... I don't give a shit with TPS and if I were a wolf with him, don't you think I'd have specifically told him to SHUT HIS MOUTH after he got 4+ votes? Pretty sure I would have... because he ALWAYS runs his mouth and not only gets himself into trouble, but gets others (me in this instance) in trouble.

I'd have to be the dumbest fucking idiot in the world to let TPS run wild if we were working together. Which makes me believe that either 1. he did it on purpose to fuck me after what happened in twg20 (think that was the game I pulled fake seer that got him lynched the next day), 2. We're both human, and he was saying what he actually thought, which USUALLY gets him AND others in trouble.

Other than that, there is absolutely no way I can defend myself against TPS' claims. When I have access to my computer (tomorrow night, I hope) I will post every log I had with TPS since this game started. Perhaps that will help clear things up with y'all that he and I were NOT working together. I talked to him alot more than I talked to my own partner... although alot of it is about football.

Still waiting, not only for eb to post, but to speak to him privately. I'm sure he has questions for me, although he SHOULD have questions for everyone else too.

**Afrobean** · 11-10-2005, 07:31 PM

Honestly, after rethinking things, I think Tass's partner team should go first.

Tass is the guy who always is finding cheap ways of winning. Why would he be the one to tell mead to remove the thing which made a human victory unstoppable? That would be something eb would do as a human, but Tass would never do that.

Combine this with his "hans and afro might still be wolves" and his quick tacked on "defense" (I say this because it wasn't truly a defense, it was just a "i dunt think tps r wofl") of Tps(who I'm certain was a wolf) and you got some hot shit there.

**Afrobean** · 11-10-2005, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by Tasselfoot

How about this nforcer... I don't give a (#$% with TPS and if I were a wolf with him, don't you think I'd have specifically told him to SHUT HIS MOUTH after he got 4+ votes? Pretty sure I would have... because he ALWAYS runs his mouth and not only gets himself into trouble, but gets others (me in this instance) in trouble.

Dude, you weren't even online when he racked up all his votes. Even if you wanted to, you couldn't have done anything.

**talisman** · 11-10-2005, 07:43 PM

The two perspectives, at the end of the day:

Tps7910 (5:00:59 PM): I'm one from insta.
Tps7910 (5:01:10 PM):

stressreliefball (5:01:12 PM): that appears to be the case
Tps7910 (5:01:27 PM): What day is it?
stressreliefball (5:01:33 PM): thursday
Tps7910 (5:01:34 PM): 3. Ah, right on time.
stressreliefball (5:01:36 PM): day thee
Tps7910 (5:02:12 PM): I don't think a justifiable reason to kill me is acting like a jack ass in the chat.
stressreliefball (5:02:46 PM): well talk alternatives to me then
stressreliefball (5:02:53 PM): who do you think the three are?
Tps7910 (5:03:22 PM): Tass LD and Nick
stressreliefball (5:03:42 PM): possible
Tps7910 (5:03:54 PM): I don't like his defense of me.
Tps7910 (5:03:59 PM): It's very slight.
Tps7910 (5:04:07 PM): Not sure if Tass would try that as a wolf.
stressreliefball (5:04:22 PM): so among tass ld and nick
Tps7910 (5:04:23 PM): LD has disappeared since I posted about him.
stressreliefball (5:04:28 PM): who's the pair and who's the single
Tps7910 (5:04:34 PM): Tass/LD Nick
Tps7910 (5:04:41 PM): Though, I'm not sure on Nick.

WhorliChan (5:59:54 PM): what was the question again? i was too busy thinking about all this in my head and didn't pay attention to what you wrote.
stressreliefball (6:00:05 PM): the question was who the last three are
stressreliefball (6:00:12 PM): in terms of names, not roles
WhorliChan (6:00:21 PM): last 3 wolves?
stressreliefball (6:00:24 PM): right
WhorliChan (6:01:10 PM): *sigh*... from afro/hans, guido, talisman, fish, nick, tps, ld, nforcer
stressreliefball (6:01:26 PM): you seem to have ruled out afro/hans and tps already
stressreliefball (6:02:03 PM): just based on what you said in the thread, I don't want to put words in your mouth
WhorliChan (6:02:04 PM): ld/nforcer and guido. shaky at best.

**Afrobean** · 11-10-2005, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by mead1

People still alive.

Tasselwolf
nickadeemus
nforcer06164
Afrobean
talisman
lightdarkness
GuidoHunter
HansSky
evilbutterfly

Haha! I can't believe I didn't see that earlier.

Taken from Qreepy's death post, right?

**talisman** · 11-10-2005, 09:19 PM

holy shit

edit: yeah mead had to have copied that from qreepy.

TWG XXIII: Assault on France! Victor E. to Humans!

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