TWG XXIII: Assault on France! Victor E. to Humans!

[Afrobean]

Sucks.

nforcer.

What did I tell you?

[talisman]

it's either nforcer or it's guido. Or it's afro/hans and guido, in which case there will be much gloating in the postgame.

But I want to hear from both before I vote. And from eb, of course.

[evilbutterfly]

K, so worst case scenario, there are 3 humans and 3 wolves. We know that it can't be me, LD's partner, or fish's partner (well, if it is, we're pretty much screwed). It could be Afro/Hans or the widow. If we have screwed up completely the past few days, this is our last shot.

So what do you guys suppose we should do? Afro/Hans first or the widow?

[Afrobean]

Afro/Hans first or the widow?

Not like this shouldn't be obvious, but I'd say widow.

Also note: LD's partner could have killed LD knowing you'd respond like that. This late in the game, they'd have to do something drastic to look human and that's exactly what LD dying is.

[GuidoHunter]

Holy hell, the last two days blew by.

So, it's obvious that either Tps wasn't a wolf or Nick/Tass weren't wolves. So which is it?

it's either nforcer or it's guido. Or it's afro/hans and guido, in which case there will be much gloating in the postgame.

But I want to hear from both before I vote. And from eb, of course.

Why am I in both of these scenarios?

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[evilbutterfly]

No, Chris, it's obviously Guido McSilentpants. Or it's you and Hans, in which case you can rofl at us in the postgame as soon as mead updates this shizzle.

But I'm disowning you if you do that, Afro.

[talisman]

guido

[Afrobean]

Under threat of stabbing, Guido.

[GuidoHunter]

Uh, I'll stab you more if you don't change your vote?

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[evilbutterfly]

More like claw him, wolfy mcwolf.

Spend more time telling us why you're not a wolf while we wait for a 4 person to insta you.

[GuidoHunter]

Well, you see, back at the beginning of Day 2, I had---

OHSHI, INSTA VOTE!

GuidoHunter

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[evilbutterfly]

lol seppuku

[HansSky]

OH HI GUYS

IN CASE GUIDO CAN'T SELF VOTE

[mead1]

The next day, they awoke, and begun planning. They sat huddled in a room for about an hour, then began the assault.

Afro detonated a plastic explosive on the barbed wire fence, creating a large hole. Hans and Guido ran through and shot the dobermans and rabbits with tranquilizers, being the great humanitarians they are. The whole team rammed the door, until it gave, and they entered the lobby of Fagouix Enterprises. At this point, there was a whole bunch of slow motion shooting, and cartwheeling, and reloading in midair. But since you can probably picture that in your mind, I won't bother explaining it. They then calmly took the elevator up to the top floor. They entered the waiting area.

E: mr. fagouix, good to see you again. who are all these people? i bet they already hate me. i'll go listen to some hawthorne heights then. they're the only ones that understand me.

*E was then shot by the spirit of musical taste*

eb: That means he's been with us the whole time. He's here right now. Listening to me make a monolougue about him listening to me make a monolouge about him listening to me making a...

nforcer: So who is it?

eb: I think it's guido because he's been all quiet. And because he looks exactley like this picture of Fagouix I saw on Wikipedia.

So acting as one, they all grabbed Guido and threw him out the window. As he fell, he yelled some french profanities. He fell on a mime.

Without anyone paying their checks, the mimes gave up miming and invading, and became productive members of society.

The End.

Hope you all had as much fun playing as I had hosting.

[DarkManticoreX2]

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