TWG XXIII: Assault on France! Victor E. to Humans!

[HansSky]

Instalynch.

[mead1]

The next day, the group awoke to a somber mood. Fish's death had affected them all. They had about four seconds of remembrence in his honor. Then they stole his ammo and burned his body as fuel for the fire for the morning breakfast. They pushed on, through the foothills of forboding, they waded through the sea of sombreros, they even dared to pass through the kilted wasteland of Mt. Kilgamayanjaro. After braving this deadly terrain, they came upon a valley of Geysers.

Nick: Well, we do require more vespian gas.

Afro: Dude, I was in the korean starcraft circuit. Don't tell me about vespian gas!

*Talisman throws a Zergling Rush (kekekekekeke) at Afro*

Afro: O SHI!!!

eb: While we're here, let's decide on who to lynch.

nforcer: How about Tass! I think he's a wolf because he's acting wolfy! lolroflmayo

eb: Sure, I have no better ideas.

As they were talking, the mimes were gathering. Not just any mimes either. The Mime Elite Marching Musical Ensemble. The MEMME for short. They were known throughout France for their amazing improvisational skillz, and for their fly whips, and fat stacks of cash. Their time-signature determination technique was rumored to involve 36 die. These mimes were both musical, and larghettoish. Their leader, the world-reknowned Mime Marquis Milano Milony Milenkis, rose to the front of their group, and held up a sign:

"HAY GUYZ WUT IZ UP?"

With that, they began to play. It was rather eerie, seeing a symphony of such magnitude with no sound. Everyone was kinda freaked out, but at the same time they were kind of in awe. Being a band geek, Guido immediately recognized it as "Taps"

Guido: O SHI GUYS ITS TAPS, RUN FOR YOUR LIFEEEEEE!!!

They didn't run, they just watched. The entire band suddenly stopped, and cocked their arms back with insturments in hand, and then let fly. A hail of trombones, piccolos, and saxaphones (the Tenor, the Soprano, and the Barry kind, the really heavy ones), rained down from the heavens, blocking out the sun.

All: O SHI!!!

They grabbed Tass, and held him above them for cover, and began to run from the valley. In their flight, Tass took many hits, to many points of the body, by many heavy and sharp insturments. Alas, he would have survived was it not for the last several blows. He took a piccolo to the groin. He took a Barry sax to the face. He then took a clarinet to the heart, and in his last breath, he said:
"You asstards! I could have helped you win this war, I could have allowed you to go home to your family, and to your room in the basement that you live in despite being over thirty years old! But no, your stupidity has caused you to let me-Ack! Bleh...

A final blow came in the form of a symbol, thrown like a ninja star, decapitating him, and barely missing eb. And that was the end of the God-Emperor of TWG.

They made it out alive somehow, and proceeded to beat Tass' dead body with a stick.

Afro: That's for TWG XXI!

For one reason or another, he discovered Tass was actually filled with candy and booze. There was a party that night. As well as much merry-making. They all wandered off to bed in a drunken stupor.

eb was walking to his tent, barely able to stand. A mime lept out of the bushes and pulled out a mime-tommy-gun, and opened fire. Just as he did so, another figure cracked the mimes head open with a non-mime baseball bat. In his stupor, eb could not identify his savior, but he knows he wouldn't be alive today were it not for him.

Tass has been lynched. eb was wolfed and gaurded. It Is now Day 5. It will last until Monday at 9pm.

[evilbutterfly]

OHNOES EB LET SLIP THE GUARDIAN WAS DEAD! LOLZ YOU BELIEVED ME! XDDDDDDDDD

K, so Tass knew I'm the only one that knows anything. Well, the guardian knows shtuff, and he knows who to tell in case I'm gone and we need a new figurehead. Anywho, I've been hinting for a while that the guardian was dead, and when Tass was pleading his case he was like "oh no I hope you told somebody in case the guardian was fish" and all that and I'm like "psh whatever" so he probably thought I didn't have this whole thing under control, so he got me wolfed to squelch the info that nick is his wolf buddy.

TOO BAD FOR YOU I'M ALIVE, BI-ATCH! AND THANKS TO OUR GOOD BUDDY GUARDIAN MCSAVEDME, WE HAVE AN EXTRA DAY TO WASTE JUST IN CASE TPS WASN'T A WOLF!! HAHA, SUCKERS!

PS: vespene**

PPS:

They made it out alive somehow, and proceeded to beat Tass' dead body with a stick.

Afro: That's for TWG XXI!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

PPPS: Include the Johnson thing next time, newb! D=<

[Afrobean]

Haha!

I totally called it.

In your face, everyone who said I was wrong.

Actually, I don't think anyone said I was wrong, but eb wouldn't admit that nick was Tass's partner.

[lightdarkness]

nick

Hey, who was right on day one? Who! and I didn't even knwo the partners

ownage

[nforcer06164]

Hey eb, I think this means we get one more day!

Okay, game summary and highlights so we can make sure we do things properly here...

Night 1 - mattc16 is wolfed.

Day 1 - We ponder matt's death and possibilities. Talisman revealed a good wolf strategy, thus its possibility is rejected. Tass and TPS have a little back and forth fighting. Afro's and blah's revelation plan is rejected. TPS makes a HUGE BS post on LD. Hans is pushed close to lynch, Afro reveals him as "human". Kilga ends up getting lynched.

Night 2 - blah is wolfed.

Day 2 - TPS's odd chattings are exposed by Fish. blah's death is discussed, and the general consensus is that he was human. TPS gets dramatically pissed off in a post for no reason. Tass gets pissed off at Afro's accusation via PM about "Why didn't you wolf myself or Hans?". danceguy is considered most suspicious and is lynched. We learn that he and Kilga were partners; both human.

Night 3 - Qreepy is lynched, and 3 wolves are left, killing the "confirmed human" plan.

Day 3 - It is speculated that Qreepy or matt was a wolf. Afro's behavior is deemed suspicious and pushes him to one vote from insta. nforcer points out TPS's suspicious behavior, which involves Tass, causing a huge turnaround that saves Afro and gets TPS lynched.

Night 4 - Fish is wolfed.

Day 4 - nforcer starts the vote for Tass. Tass reacts violently at first, but calms down even as the votes build up. It is decided that Tass's team may be the final wolves. The thought to kill Tass's partner is popularly discussed for tomorrow, and Tass is instalynched.

Night 5 - eb is guarded.


Which now brings us to today. eb's word is law for me. nick. He is a new player, and his little post about how he didn't see Tass as a wolf when Tass was almost certainly going to get lynched may be what I would consider in this situation a "common new wolf mistake."

Oddly enough, I thought Guido was Tass's partner. Now I'm curious as to who Guido is partnered with. but none of that matters at this point. I'm hopeful that nick is our final wolf and that this game is over.

EDIT: OSHI ONE MORE TO INSTA. Somebody do it. Let's hope this is over.

[HansSky]

Nick

[talisman]

some of you guys didn't know nick was tass' partner... ?

lol

but yeah, if he isn't insta'd already (and I think he is) nick

[nforcer06164]

Yeah, that's one over insta, Talisman.

[HansSky]

I don't think mead is coming back.

[lightdarkness]

that means we win

gg humans/masons

[lightdarkness]

NOTE: Just speculating that we won, not sure yet :-\

[evilbutterfly]

None of the dead people will tell us. Those bastards are holding out on us. D=<

[mead1]

lol yur all banned for posting after insta

The next morning, eb told his story, but no one seemed to really care, they were all focused on the next lynching.

Hans: If Tass was a wolf, Nick must also be.

All: Yes, he must be.

So they all turned around and shot him. And kicked him. Several actually violated his corpse, on video, then sold the video to an internet necrophile ring. All without a videocamera or a computer.

They figured since it had all happened so quickly, they should atleast get a bit farther before ending the day. They stole an 18 wheeler from a French truck stop, and piled in. They put on some french country music. They ate some french fast food. Total cultural immersion. They finally found Fagouix Enterprises' national HQ, Fagouix himself lived on the top floor. It was a beast of a bulding, 42 stories high. There were barbed-wire fences 10-feet high all around. And there were Dobermans. And vampirical rabbits. Not to mention snipers and landmines. In fact, I'll spare the rest of the description and say it is pretty much impossible to get in to. The group stayed in a local hotel, under the assumed name of "Definately not American Militiamen here to kill Fagouix". They had to prepare for tomorrow's assault.

It is now Night 5. Nick has been lynched. I need pms.

nforcer06164
Afrobean
talisman
lightdarkness
GuidoHunter
HansSky
evilbutterfly

Are still alive

[mead1]

The hotel room was hot and stuffy. LD decided it was time to complain about the temperature. He got up, put on his Calvin and Hobbes Pajamas (Complete with slippers), and walked to the front desk.

LD: Well see here! I demand satisfaction! I also demand the temperature of my room drop about 20 degrees farenheit! I also demand a small peice of cheesecake for my troubles, about two inches wide, with strawberry topping! It should come with a british serving fork, on a fine china plate, at promptly seven minutes from now!

With that, he stomped back to his room in a rage. His room cooled down, and so did he. His cheesecake got there exactley on time. He tipped the busboy $2. As he was about to eat it, he realized there was no fork.

LD: Hey dumbo, where's my British Serving Fork?

They found him the next morning with a mime-fork, still stuck in his eye. eb decided to eat the cheesecake, since he was the leader and all.

Day six people. It will last until 5pm on Tuesday.