be afraid... jason's hobbies are sitting on the front porch, hawking tobacco into a tin can, and drinking moonshine. his side projects include flogging young boys who come too close to his front porch.
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
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