1: Be a nerd, but be skinny.
2: Declare love to Touhou, even if you've never played it.
3: You need to spend more time watching animes than playing FFR.
4: Always vote other people's profiles with a thumb up, even if they didn't update it.
5: Have a professionnal looking profile.
6: Describe your playing with as much abbrevations, in-game terms and music theory terms as possible. Using terms like "that fast part" or "the doubles part" will make you suck.
7: Be a guy. If you're a girl, pretend that you're at least "nada".
8: Don't tell your real name online. NEVER.
9: Befriend other great players. And make it seems like you are BFFs.
10: Play the game. PLAY THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME. PLAY IT TILL YOUR FINGERS FEEL LIKE PENISES IN MEAT GRINDERS.

Follow these 10 easy steps and you'll fill your AAA bar in no time.

Just hit 250 FCs. The 250th song was "101 Kittens", I played it with no volume, singing "Isabeau s'y promène" at the same time, since I couldn't do it while listening to the retarded music, so I sang whatever over it. xD

I saved it even though the playing sucked. so if you wanna see how it went, here it goes: http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/profile/Hateandhatred/replay/50596/

Finally FC'd every single song from the "Dance" genre. Wasn't that hard, but I had to be patient! =)

I finally reached 1,000,000,000 points.

I am SOOOOOOOOOO the best FFR player ever.

... Not.