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Posted on: March 16, 2013, at 03:15:11pm   [3 comments]
あ̶̡͇̜͉̖̫̗͕̳̮̝͓̟͊̂̐͗̓̊̂ͨ̔̽ͧ̎̓̈̕あ̪͇̯̳͈̮̝̠̲͇̲ͥ̓̋͂̐̃̀ͧ̈́̒ͯͨ̇̒̚͘̕ ̶̛̈́́̍ͭ̽̉̂ͦ̈̒҉͈̬͈͓̜あ̶̧͉̠͕̗̠̩̺̦̲̦̥̲͖̥͉͎̠̠ͤ̒͗́̏ͦͪͤ̉̊͛ͥ̑ͫ̓̉あ ̛̗̪̠̗̜̺͈̟̮͙̝̫̜̩̯̑ͬ̍͐ͤ͋͌̈͂̾̌̊͊̐͋ͮ͡ͅ ̶̶̫̺͎͕͚ͧͨͨ͂͑̌͆̅ͨͦ̇̓ͭ͂̾̋͘͠ͅ ̴̷̢͎̳̣͕̯̖̳̝̙͙̩̙̺̿̈̓̃͛̅̀̃̃̓ͥͨͧ͋̾̃ ̶̛ͦ̃̎̏͝҉̲͉̩͖̖͚͖̲̳͔̲̘̹̯͈あ̛̱͎̺̜̝̹̯̟̝͉̪̺̱͎̻́͑́͑̅͂̕ͅ ͈̟͈̱͔̺̙̠̖̠̰̠̰͔̜͖̟̙̝͌ͤ́̈́̄̐́̚͘͞͠ ̨̒ͤ̓͒̾ͨ҉̧̢̟̦͙̝̼ͅあ̷̝͈̼͎̺ͬ͒̈̆̌́̀̕ ̢̛̠͎̳̩̲̊̌͋̈̃͗̏̈̈̿̾̈́̏ͧ́̎あ̸̜̭̻͇͉̲͙͇̱͆͂̉ͦ̍̌̓́̋ͬͫ͋̇̀ͦ̔̓ͭ̑͠あ ̹̠̦͇̲̫͐̂̊ͯ̊ͭͦ͑ͩ̒͌̿ͬ̾ͭ̄̔̀̀̚ ̡̛̫͔̦̱͎̣̈̆̽̾ͯ̇͌̉ͧ ̶͈̯̺̹̮̬̲̪͙̳̮̺͖̻̺̺͚̟̐̾ͭͩͩͩ̎ͬ̆ͧͦ̍̂͛̚͟͞ ̢͗̋ͬ͛ͦ́̀̋̆̔ͪ̉ͭ̎̅̄̾̉͏̶̬̩͍̟͙̼͈͍̞̞ͅ ̨͆̋ͦ͊̌̋̋͊͑ͪͪ̌͛̆͑̽͌̃͏̷̭̥̻̼̻̬̞͎̹͝ͅあ̵̢̫̥̫̩͕̼̻͖̜̱̩̫̩͔̆ͣ͌̇ͯ̅ͫ͜͢あ ̵̢̧̨͓̠͉̤̝͇̝̠ͥͬ̍ ̡̡̠̬̯̥̙̻̮̫̳͇̤͙͍͈̺̞̹̰ͪ̇̆́ͣ̎ͪ̓ͬ̇̌ͭ̚̚͝ ̧̧̛͓̪̘̙͓̞̮͇̖̄̓͗̋ͥ̿͆͋̅̾ ͂͋́̓̏̎̒ͬ̄̐͏̶͖͕͍̙͈̘͚̬̗͓̥͚̩ ̛̐ͫ͒͛͏̵̷͏̬͉͍̼̦̱̟̜̘͎͍̙͓͕͍̖͔͔あ̬̳͙͕̯̪̹̗̙͔̰̩̦̞̹͕̙̌ͦ̉ͦ̏ͩ̄̽̓͑͗͂ͬ́̕͠ͅ ̲̘̦͔̠̝͔̘̥͕̟͈̩̼̘̫̻̰ͨͪ͒̿̏͗͌ͧ̈̀́̚̕͜あ̶̷̨̯͕̞̣͍̞̼̬̝̰̗̭̓͂̓ͣ̈́ͧ́ ̪̭̘͕̲̠̫̠̹̝ͣ͌̎̂ͮ̌̈́̓̓̏̑̊ͮ̎̎ͬͯ͘͢͟ͅあ͚͖̜̎̾ͮ͝あ ̸̧̗̻̖͍͚͇̰̹̤͉̟̭̝̖̮͈͛̈ͫͤ̎͐̓̽ͭ̍̓͊ͭ͂̚͞͝ ͕̰͎͇̖̪̫̖̼̦̦͈̘̳̼̝ͣ͊̾̑̋̂̀ͣ̈́͡ ̸̨̨͚̫̰̜̳̦͍̤̰̳̩̬̫̟͔̦͕̰̿ͭͬͥ͆͒̒̓̈́ͯ ͧ͂͊̊̍̈́ͤͤ̉̒̃ͥͥ̅̏̑͐ͨ̚͘͏̷̣̻̭̥̠̜̳͕̬̭ͅͅͅあ̵͍̩̦͎̗̝̩̱̪ͤ̆͌̓ͣͬ͒̚̚͜あ ̡͓̖̟̞͙̟͖̞ͪ̎̈͋̿͌͂͆͘ ̍̃ͦ̽̌̉̚҉͏҉̴̱̯̘̱̙̞̠̳͉̹͙̝̱̬̟̟͚̭ ̧͎͈̘̗̌̎͆͑̆͒̿͋ͫͨ̅͐̈́̕͞ ̨̡̀͌̓͆̓ͦͫ̉̽̅͢҉̦͎͈̞̘̥͙͇̘̼̟̗̗あ͒͋̍͛͛ͮ̒́̅̃̍͟͏̸̬̠̜̺̯̠̼̺̦̩̖̖͎̝͇̞̞͜ ͇̜͈̩̫̏̓̌̒ͮ̈́͒̈́̀ͤ̀͟ ̷̱̭̲͚ͭ͒̂̋̃̂͐ͤ̕͟͞あ̽ͭ̏́ͦ̆͊͒̌͌͊͞҉͚̱̱̱̲̬͇͚̦͉ ͒ͤͯ̾̾͑͗͆̆ͯ̇̌̑҉̭͍̼̜͍̫̰̕あ̷̶̧͎̲͈̫̩͉̮̠̙͔͙͂͛̿͗̉ͥ̉̑̾ͥ́͘あ̫̜̘̭̦̖̈ͧͧͤͧ̾ͭ̿̅̐͜͞ ̵͇̮̭̣͖̦̪̜̖̮̱͖̳̬͕͎̉ͧ̅͐ͦ͛͑͂̐̍̌̑ͫ̈̎͂́̚͜͠ ̴̶̣̹̥͚̮̰̟̝͈̟̥̗̫͍̭̦̩̮̦̉̎͋̈ͤ̑̂̂̈́̂ ̶̸̧͇̲̣̬͙̭̗̯̺̟̖̆̄̓́͐͊ͮͣ̔̇̈́͂̐͆ͧ̚͘ ̨ͪͪ͗̍ͦ͟͏̘̱̩̲̬̠̗あ̨̧̙̜̖̬̝̜̻̣ͩ̓͆̓̃͐̎͘͟あ̨͖͖̯̯̳̹͙ͦ̾ͨ̑̈ͦ̄ͯͤ̆́͘ ̢̜̠͎̼͓̳͇̯̾̋ͧͮ̑̎̒ͯ̍͘ ̢͎̞̱̖ͣͯ̎͛̊ͮ̉ͦ̄̽̎̄͛ͧ͜あ̢̛͙͔̙̯͛̿̈́͒́ͥ̄̀ͮ̿ͨͨ͂͂͟͠ ̵̤̘͈͖̰̩̖̠̺̳̥̜̤̞̀̀ͩ̂͛̄̍̓̓̑̇́͟ ̛̣̗̭̮̯͕̼ͫ̅̇ͣ͒ͥ̐ͪ͒̾̋̍ͯ̋͊̃͜͢あ̸̴̷̢̠̙̠̼͉͚̙̄̊ͪ̇̔̓̽ͮͩͪ͂̀͑
̡͖̦͉̜̳̥͔̣̞̩̣͔ͤ̇̾ͤ͋̄̔̓ͫ̏ͩͮ̒̉ͩ͡͠ͅ ̨̣̜̹̭̩̫̤̞̬͎͉͚̦̙͇̟͎͙̋ͥ͒͊͆̽́ͨͤ̒̌͊ͤ̀͡あ̴̸̶̡̛̞̝̗̜̦̖̻̈̌ͪあ ̶̴̼̳͔̣͇̭̭̄͊̓ͤ̃̋̿̋ͦ̂̉̅ͨ̈͐́̕ ̂̅̄̈́̽̅̑̌ͧ̎̕͝҉̺͖̝̤͈̹̺̭̗̻̲̙ ̷̝̲͔̙͖̘͚̈́͊̿ͥ͊͑̄̿̅ͫ͋̈́̎͗̃̀̉あ̲͚̖̩̯̱̱̯̱͎̥̪̟ͥͭͯͥ̌͊̆̀̈́́͢͞あ̧̘͇̥̼ͦ̇̂ͩͧ̚͘͡͠ ̵̞̹̖̘͈̹̠̰̻͑̍ͭ́̀́͜͡ ̲̝̙̭̫̯̣̏̆̅̿̊̏̕͜͢͜͡ ̙̫͇̖̘̮̹̯ͫ̉ͦ̑̂̓̅̓̊̑̇̃̄̀͟͟͝あ̿ͬ̅́͜͏̧̠͙̞̥̯̟̞̬̮̬̳̝͇̮͉͍̲ ̡͙͚̦̗͇̹ͭͦ̄͐ ̛͗ͪ͆́̃̄͆͜͠҉̸̜͓̰̻͕̲̖̘͙̪̭あͤ̆͂ͤ̍ͬ̏̆͏͖͍͔͈͙̜̻̹̙͙̞͖́͘͢ ̵̧̨̢͚̱̮̯͇͇̟̘̣͔͉̪̫͔̯͐̆̌ͪ͋̊̾́̓̀͒͊̂ͥ̿ͤͪͥあ̬̹͖̻̤͈̬̰̃̋ͮͫ̅ͤ̒̚̚͘͞͠あ ̶̖̱̼̙̮͔̯̺̘̠̻̳͛̊̉̔̂ͣ̆̊ͮ̀ ͣ̂ͭ̐̿̆̈́͂͆̈́ͧ͗ͫ̄͑̔ͦ̽́͠͏̜̲̦̥̯̦̳̖̤̱̘̟͖͖͙̯̀́ ̶̷͉̳̳͉͖̬̩̘̈́̄͆̂̈́ͦ͋ͩ̈̍̎̕ͅ ͎̮͚͍̯̪͕̹̱̭̹̟̦͎̼̲̝ͫͭͫ̃̔ͫ́͟͡ ̹̜̙̖͔̓͂͌̌ͥͪ̀͡ͅ ̞̞̝̩͕͚̳͇͖̰̜̗͓͇͖̱̼̉̇ͮͦͫ̈́ͯ̒͛ͫ̌͛̅̾͗̌̌ͮ̀あ ̳̩͕͓͖̮̖̪̤̻̘̯̙͍͈̖̣̹̫͗̔̔͊̈ͮ̊̇̒͗͊̃ͬ͗̂̚̚̕͞͝あ̺̖̺͔̣̫̥̥̽ͩ́͟͝ ͔͇̼͖͙͕͇̲̹̰̠̻̯̩̪̫̫͆̃ͥ̆͌ͨͨͬ̊̅ͯͣ̾͜͝ ̸̧̧̺̫̘͎̬̦̣̤̮̤̪̻̫ͮͫ͒͋̉̋͒͂͢͞ͅ ̤̞͚̻̱͎͉̭ͦ̃ͧͬ̽̒̄̽̇ͤ̍͂̽̅̊̆̒̀͜ ̷͚̘̞̖̬̫̮͚̥͓̻͎̞̱̦͚̟̦̺́̄͂͌̈́̂̕͜あ̂̊ͫ̅̐̀͏̼͖̪̞̤̻̺̘̰ͅͅ ̡̨̫̞̪͕̦̘̙̰̟͓̈́͊̐ͥ̑̽̋̒ͭ̈́ͭ̈̌͜あ̸̘͇̖̻̥̟̮͉̟͖͔͗̀ͥ̔ͦͨ̊͑ͬ͒̒͌ͤ͌̋ͬͥ̄̕ ̛̦̬̖̞̼̞̦̥̤ͨ̇̉̎͛͡ͅͅあ̯͉̟̺̗̮̯̘̋̔ͨͤͣͨͭ̏ͬ̚͟あ̋ͬ̈́ͧ̄ͭ͗̓̓҉̛̩̳̕ͅ ̡̛̺̯̬̭͇̺͕̳̭̪͖͎̬͊̐͌̿ͥ̍ͧ͡͠͡ͅ ̛̛͐ͮ͗́̉ͫͬ͒ͬ̚͠҉̧͖͕̙̦̮̙͚̠̞̘̦͉̟̭ ̡̟̥͖̪̹̄ͤ͐̆͊̄̾ͨ͋̀̑ͣ̕ͅ ͩ̎̆̒̃̇̐̽̑̊ͮ͛͆̒̆͏̶̱̱͕͍͉̣̞͚͉͕͞あ̷̴̃ͬ̋̔̓͑͗ͦ́͗͗͏̛̬̺̭̟̲̝̹̠̮̹̬̘̣̣͔̭͖̗ͅあ ̵̷̨̺̥̱̻͙̿̒̈́͐̿̑̓̈̎̀͟ ̸̧͎̣̜͓̰̞̦̫̲̗̬̝̲̰̜͎͉̯̬̽͛̉̋͌̉ͨͯ͑́͌̐ͬ̓ͭ̐͑͌̐̀ ̨͚͖̭͎̫̤̣̻͕̣̙͖̭͕̘͓͇̦̽̃ͫ̐̂͛̍̓ͦͬ̐ ̵͋͋ͫͩ̀̑͆́͏҉̖̬̟̩͉̘̟あ̷̧̢̞̥̮̲͕̺̗̬͓͒ͤ̓ͪ̐̑͒̐̚͞ ̃̆ͮ͐ͩ̏ͭ̀̈ͭ̅ͪ͛͑̒ͬͨ͜͏̛͈̳͙̀́ ͋́͒̅̃͏̵̷̸͚̦̼͍̰͡あ̧͙̘͉̞̼͖̓̈̑̾ͩ̆͗͘͞ ̴̨̫̘̲͈̻̗̟͕̤͖̜͉̹͕̠̘̊͊̿͂͌ͤ̐ͭ̄̾̀あͥ̽͑̌̄̐̐͂́͋ͯ̌ͣ̒̾ͥ̈́͑̈́҉̢̡̱͈͈̜͖̗͖̯̳あ ̂̈̓̾̓̓͐̇͏͏͕͈̰͚͎̲̲̠̙̝͢͠ ͣ͒ͭ̄ͨ͐҉͜͝͏̜͈̟͖̳̥͍̠̝͎̟͓̠̺͡ ̛͍̳̭̰̤̻̼͖̠̹̗͍͖̪̼̤̖̩ͧ̒̄̑ͧ̋̍̐̔̂͢ ̨̧̛̣̥͙̟͍̤͕͍̹̳̟̗ͣ̀ͫ̉͝ ̫̱̗͔̟̩̬͎̿̾ͧͪͯ̅̀͑͛͜͝ ̵̂ͤ̅ͫͯ͗͌͋̏ͪͩ̈́ͪ͏̸̠͔̩̞̥̼̪̺̪̖̭̗̻͙̲あ̷̨̽ͥͨ͐͂ͪ́͠҉̞̜̘̰̭̲̼͖͕̹̠͉̺̳̠̱̯




was making a grilled cheese sandwich the other day
Posted on: June 2, 2012, at 07:15:08am   [17 comments]
and got a text from a girl i like

she says she's right outside

i opened the door and let her in

can't even say hi before she starts kissing me

pushes me against the counter

still kissing

worried my grilled cheese will burn

decided to sex her anyway

slowly moved her to the left with each thrust so i can keep an eye on my grilled cheese

decided it's safer to move the pan off the stove so it doesn't burn

ended up sitting on the stove with her on top

forgot to turn the stove off

didn't notice my ass is burning

forgot i keep my hot air balloon inside my penis

heat goes up ass and into hot air balloon

tried to get it out

too late

hot penis balloon expanding inside girl

can't stop it

girl expanding

her stomach starts to split

her head explodes

didn't expect that

body rips in half

shredded girl meat all over the floor

was sad because i killed the girl with my hot penis balloon

realized it could have been a clown in a girl suit

got ready to fight

..

wasn't a clown

thought everything was ok for a second

realized i still managed to burn my grilled cheese

mfw




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