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and got a text from a girl i like

she says she's right outside

i opened the door and let her in

can't even say hi before she starts kissing me

pushes me against the counter

still kissing

worried my grilled cheese will burn

decide to sex her anyway

slowing moved her to the left with each thrust so i can keep an eye on my grilled cheese

decide it's safer to move the pan off the stove so it doesn't burn

ended up sitting on the stove with her on top

forgot to turn the stove off

didn't notice my ass is burning

forgot i keep my hot air balloon inside my penis

heat goes up ass and into hot air balloon

tried to get it out

too late

hot penis balloon expanding inside girl

can't stop it

girl expanding

her stomach starts to split

her head explodes

didn't expect that

body rips in half

shredded girl meat all over the floor

was sad because i killed the girl with my hot penis balloon

realize it could have been a clown in a girl suit

got ready to fight

..

wasn't a clown

thought everything was ok for a second

realized i still managed to burn my grilled cheese

mfw

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