mead and I are the only ones authorized to make audio versions. Anybody else that attempts and fails miserably will be promptly whacked over the head 27 times with a random chubby, flightless bird.
I...made...an audio version. Sorta. God did actually.
Rita walked home after school. Walking in the Tokyo streets by herself she rubbed her legs, it was time for her to practise the DDR machine. Rita ran in the arcade finding a sixteen year old girl playing Dam Darium on the DDR machine and it was her last stage. She finished the song and looked at Rita and smiled “hey you look like a pretty good DDR player,” said the girl “care to join in?” Rita nodded and sped up to the machine.
Rita tested the pads to see how deep they were. “Ok… I’m ready,” she said as she rolled up her sleeves. Rita inserted her $2 coin and also the girl they played all four rounds Rita on standard and the girl on Heavt. Rita was about to run off the machine until
“HEY!!!” the girl yelled “You were girl what’s your name?”
“Oh My name?? It’s Rita Somosuke,” said Rita
“Well… Rita, I am the DDR champion/ Chariman… I think you have potential to be a DDR champion… do you want to join the DDR auditions?” asked the chairman.
There’s an audition… WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
“Meet me at this address,” said the Chairman as she gave Rita a Business card
DDR ACADEMY/ COMPETITION STADIUM
BIG BUILDING NEXT TO SOME BIG LIBRARY
TOKYO
Rita locked herself inside her room and thought “money… what should I do with a million bucks?” she watched the TV with a commercial where two professional experts play Legend of Max Oni… (I’m not sure there is an oni mode of that)
“D…D…R RIGHT HERE AGAIN!!!” yelled the host “Better than Hard Gay… better than Rurouni Kenshin better than Naruto it’s DDR CHAMPIONSHIP 2!” Rita just remembered her mother who was really ill to even lift a finger. She pictured her mother saying her last words… 76% of the money will be for her mother. Rita practised DDR straight away going straight to Heavy and then Oni…
“Just a few more days… just a few more days…” she whispered as she had gone to sleep on her Naoki bed.
Rita woke up on Saturday running to the arcade. She was playing DDR “boy… she’s really famous here,” Rita felt something dropping down her leg it was pain. She slowly dropped down gripping her leg screaming. Medics have arrived Rita felt pain.
“Ms Somosuke… you can’t play DDR for a few weeks,” said the medic.
“No…. No, no, please… it can’t be true,” said Rita her dream has been shattered her mother was going to die “This is my worst nightmare,” she cried out loud tears falling down her eyes “It can’t be true!” Rita tried to stand up and began to scream in pain “AAAAHHHH!”
Chapter 4: This is the start of Rita’s diary she started writing about her DDR experience!
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The world is enough for one of us....
This song from KR ver O2Jam.Is All mixing some insane brb stylish hardcore and pain song. Step is All dificalts in very very hard pain. and,ZK stylish steps and Keyboard step. Oni step is 2500note over in Death Step. Oni step is very very danger....128th note runbles and green pain step!!!
You can Pass Oni step?? Hardest in pain step.
This song from KR ver O2Jam.Is All mixing some insane brb stylish hardcore and pain song. Step is All dificalts in very very hard pain. and,ZK stylish steps and Keyboard step. Oni step is 2500note over in Death Step. Oni step is very very danger....128th note runbles and green pain step!!!
You can Pass Oni step?? Hardest in pain step.
Wow this is Amazing! Tru I wish i had a ps2 and a DDR game now... =(
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might quit having sex every day and focus more on shooting myself in the testicles with an elephant gun
How about Tokzic AND dAnce do the recording, once each on their own? Two versions = double awesomeness!
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My mind says "GOGOGOG" and my hands go "wut no scru u ***"
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