DDR all the way...

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  • tru0001
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2006
    • 58

    #181
    Re: DDR all the way...

    it's kool... the official chapter 4 will come up eventually....
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    The world is enough for one of us....

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    • VincentPriceAct2
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2006
      • 9

      #182
      Re: DDR all the way...

      Good story, even though the first time i played DDR i crashed and burned.

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      • tru0001
        FFR Player
        • Mar 2006
        • 58

        #183
        Re: DDR all the way...

        Sorry people i no longer be doing DDR All the way... but wait for my next DDR story "Legend of the DDR Master"
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        The world is enough for one of us....

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        • -Tibs-
          FFR Player
          • May 2006
          • 5235

          #184
          Re: DDR all the way...

          Originally posted by tru0001
          Sorry people i no longer be doing DDR All the way... but wait for my next DDR story "Legend of the DDR Master"
          Damn straight. This is FFR's story now. <3

          Metal covers of vidya game songs

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          • nforcer06164
            FFR Player
            • Mar 2003
            • 4772

            #185
            Re: DDR all the way...

            Originally posted by -Tibs-
            Damn straight. This is FFR's story now. <3
            True that. We just got a mandate to make the best DDR story ever =)

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            Originally posted by Squeek
            My mind says "GOGOGOG" and my hands go "wut no scru u ***"

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            • hykinix
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2006
              • 6

              #186
              Re: DDR all the way...

              This entire thing has to be a joke...

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              • -Tibs-
                FFR Player
                • May 2006
                • 5235

                #187
                Re: DDR all the way...

                Whatever happened to tokzic and our next part?

                Metal covers of vidya game songs

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                • -Tibs-
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2006
                  • 5235

                  #188
                  Re: DDR all the way...

                  Oh here it is. Incase some of you missed it:

                  Originally posted by Tokzic
                  DDR ALL THE WAY

                  CHAPTER XI

                  note: nsfw xxx

                  Rita...

                  It was a white world. Rita heard the echo of her name being called, but she could not find the source - everywhere, it was just white. She turned in panic, realizing that it was more than one voice calling her now.

                  Rita...!

                  She saw them. It was her mother, cradling her 50 lb. tumor. It was her father, bleeding from the forehead from a wound he took from the war. It was her Pad Keep-Up-playing ancestor, Oogabooga. It was her mother's 50 lb. tumor, gurgling her name fondly. They were all calling to her.

                  "Mom! Dad!" she cried, greatly offending Oogabooga and Tumor for leaving them out. She began running towards them, but slowly, the white world became black, and she realized she was staring into the backs of her eyelids. She slid them open a little, and a blood-stained ceiling came into focus.

                  Rita made a kawaii Japanese schoolgirl sound and sat up on her bed. "Myeh~" Though her fanboys were greatly aroused by this, she was not. It had been so lonely in her house lately. Her brother had abandoned her because he was far too suave to live with his little sister, and they had been paying the rent using the money they got for selling their mother's corpse to a plumber. Now the only other person that was around to keep her company was Lolita, Yuri's younger sister. Like Rita, Yuri's parents had died young, her mother to drunk driving and her father in a terrible elephant taming accident. With her only living relative dead, Lolita was too young to take care of herself, so Rita was happy to take her in for her dead friend. Not that it mattered, Lolita was out so much that Rita rarely saw her.

                  Rita stood and walked over to the fridge, it being the most logical place to search for items to satiate hunger. However, there were none. Rita frowned, and glanced over to the DDR SuperNova machine, which is what she had spent the month's payment on. It had seemed like a good idea at the time, but now the impending threat of starvation seemed like a little bit of a downside. She sighed.

                  Not even DDR could coax her from her depressed - nay, emo - state. In fact, she thought, was there anything for her to live for anymore? What passions did she have? None. There was nothing.

                  Actually... she mused, glancing at the ceiling, there was always that hot gay guy. Ever since she had last encountered him, he would not leave her thoughts be. It didn't matter that he liked men, she wanted him with all her being. She wanted to moan into his steamy crotch as he let his seed spill into her throat. She wanted his tongue penetrating her lips - all four of them. She wanted his phallus shoved into every orifice on her body.

                  Her hands were in her pants. When did that happen? She quickly withdrew, and reclaimed her composure. He was gay, it could never happen. Hell, even if he wasn't, he wouldn't want her. Nobody would. She was fat, always covered in sweat from DDR, ugly, fat, and God was she ever ugly. She disgusted herself. She was REALLY hungry. Her eyes trailed back to the stain on the ceiling, and suddenly, sexual frustration, and cannabilistic hunger became one feeling.

                  She slowly slid her pink PJ top off, and her nipples hardened as they met the cold air. Her remaining apparal met the same fate, and soon she was completely nude on her bed. She drew a knife from under her pillow that she borrowed from the neighbour upstairs. [i]Just a fingertip,[i] she promised herself silently. The blade hung in standby above her pinkie, which quivered in protest. Waves of arousal coursed through her body. She felt herself getting moist, and wished she had a third hand to relieve her tension.

                  The blade fell, and she orgasmed so hard that any pain was lost.

                  Her moans were probably waking the neighbours, but she didn't care. She had to taste it now. She teased herself, playing with it on her lips before touching her tongue to it. It was salty, and tasted mostly of blood.

                  At that moment, the apartment door opened, and Lolita walked in on Rita's private session.

                  "Rita-san, look at what I got tod- WHAT THE ****ING HELL ARE YOU DOING HOLY **** YOU'RE NAKED AND YOU'RE EATING YOUR ****ING FINGER WHAT THE **** ARE YOU CRAZY ****ING A THAT'S IT I'M CALLING 911 THEN I'M CALLING THE ASYLUM BECAUSE DAMN YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ****ING-"

                  More words struggled to come out, but they were drowned out by Rita's body. Lolita struggled to escape, but the leg muscles Rita had developed from her ridiculous amount of DDR playing had clamped Lolita's head between them, and Rita enjoyed the feeling of a tongue where she had never felt it before.

                  "I'm afraid we're out of food, Lolita-san," whispered Rita, "Do you mind if we stop for a bite?"

                  Rita let out a cackle following her ridiculously bad pun (she's insane and sex-driven, give her a break). She would not go hungry tonight.

                  Metal covers of vidya game songs

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                  • mead1
                    Cerebellumberjack
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 3960

                    #189
                    Re: DDR all the way...

                    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                    I approve of that chapter.

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                    • -Tibs-
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2006
                      • 5235

                      #190
                      Re: DDR all the way...

                      Who's doing the next one then?

                      Metal covers of vidya game songs

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                      • Tps222
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 6169

                        #191
                        Re: DDR all the way...

                        Haha. Awesome.

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                        • Shadow_God_10
                          Somewhere, but not here
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 2227

                          #192
                          Re: DDR all the way...

                          uber koolio

                          Originally posted by Svaz
                          more like Shad-hoe God am I right haha
                          Originally posted by mellon_collie
                          TIL women have breasts because of horniness
                          Originally posted by bugkid666
                          sunfan I fucked up
                          Originally posted by MixMasterLar
                          Xel claiming that I am incapable of making mistakes and using that logic to paint me as scum does things to my body that I thought only Lewdy's stash could do

                          Originally posted by Funnygurl555
                          your hentai collection is commendable. i am both in awe and afraid of you
                          Originally posted by DaBackpack
                          might quit having sex every day and focus more on shooting myself in the testicles with an elephant gun

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                          • jewpinthethird
                            (The Fat's Sabobah)
                            FFR Music Producer
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 11711

                            #193
                            Re: DDR all the way...

                            What a horrible pun!

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                            • sleeplessdragn
                              ~Bang that beat Harder~
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              FFR Music Producer
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2321

                              #194
                              Re: DDR all the way...

                              Originally posted by -Tibs-
                              ATTN Sleeplessdrgn

                              Can you make another mix of your fabulous song but take out the Tass? I feel it ruins it somewhat.

                              Thanks in advance.

                              p.s. bump
                              I haven't been here in quite a bit, and I don't understand this request.

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                              • Tokzic
                                FFR Player
                                • May 2005
                                • 6878

                                #195
                                Re: DDR all the way...

                                Who dares call next chapter?

                                Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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