Re: DDR all the way...
DDR ALL THE WAY: 8.5th MIX! HOW THE HELL CAN THERE BE AN 8.5?
Rita played for hours that night. She soon discovered that DDR was not a skill that was easily forgotten. She managed to overcome her gigantic weight, and regain some semblence of mad skillz. Once she had managed to AAA four songs, she decided it was time for bed. The tournament was tomorrow, and she had to get some rest.
She awoke the next morning prepared for her greatest challenge. She looked at the clock, it said it was 11:45. She had only 15 minutes before the tournament. She caught a ride there, and walked through the door. She signed her name on the list at exactley 11:59. She was ready. It was her time to shine. She would win, and sacrifice her gender for the man she loved.
She sat quietly in a corner. Nobody would talk to her, due to her hideous appearence. When her turn came up, she stepped slowly to the machine. She was playing against a Philippino boy who was slightly taller then her. The name tag said "Sean". The song selected randomly was AA. As the song was about to start, Rita looked over at Sean, motioned at her mouth menacingly. Sean contorted his face.
"Are you offering me oral sex or something?"
Unfortunately for him, in his disgust, he had failed to notice the song beginning. He failed almost instantly. He looked back, and began to protest, but it was too late, he had failed. Rita finished off the song with a fair AA, and stepped off the pad.
She progressed quickly through the rounds, in much the same manner. Once or twice, she actually had to win fair and square, but nothing could stand against her sheer determination. Finally, she made it to the final round.
Unsurprisingly, it was that Rai fellow from the other day. He walked onto the pad, and struck a pose.
"RAWR I AM A LION!"
Rita couldn't deny that she was slightly frightened by that. She quelled her fears using techniques she learned in a Jim Cunningham video, and faced the machine. She knew this would be difficult, possibly the most difficult challenge of her life. Through all this, she felt ready. She applied some extra deoderant, Rai tied back his hair, and the game began. For this final round, there would be three songs, one chosen by each competitor, and one random. For each chosen song, the player who did not choose would decide what mods they both would play with. Rai made the first song choice. He selected HVAM/Yung. "Fool" Rita thought. This was her best song. She had whored it for hours back in the day. She put it on 1.5x and shuffle. The song began.
After all was said and done, Rita came out on top, by about 3 perfs. She was surprised she had nearly been beaten. She chose Rhythm and Police for her next song. It was her 2nd best, and if she won this the tournament was hers. Rai grinned. He set the mods to 2x, Hidden, Shuffle, Flat, Reverse. This was concerning. Rita couldn't do jack on reverse. The song began.
Rita was flustered. She hadn't expected this. She tried her best, and found reverse wasn't all that big a deal. Rai, however, was throwing down random spinning throughout the song. A few black guys exclamed "Is he hacking or something?" At the end, Rita pulled an A. Rai received a AAA. Rita was infuriated.
This was the final round. No mods. Just flat out skill. Who knew what it would be. Random was selected and the reel spun. It landed on...
CRASH!!!
Rita and Rai yelled "MATHAFACKIN SHEET" at the same time. This song really blew. But atleast it was easy. The song began.
When it was over, the crowd could not believe their eyes. Both contestants had a AA. And they had equal scores. It was unprecedented and unbelievable. They both sort of stared at the screen for a few moments, unsure what to do. Th announcer cried out:
"What an ending ladies and gents. We could do a final round to decide, but that would be far too cliche. Instead, they will split the prize money."
Rita smiled on the outside, but she was boiling with rage on the inside. 500k would not be enough. He had stolen her victory. He would pay. She pulled Rai over, as he was about to leave.
"How about you come back here with the prize money in about an hour, and we finish this for real?"
Rai nodded his head, and left with his friends. Rita plotted. She would have that money, one way or another. She spent the next hour gathering the materials for her scheme.
An hour later, Rai came through the door to Funland. He was alone. Most of the people who had been here for the tourney had left by now, and there were maybe twelve people in the whole place. She motioned him over. He approached the machine and listened to what she had to say.
"After today's events, I feel we need a suitably epic conclusion. I propose a FULL CONTACT FREESTYLE TO THE DEATH!"
Rai raised an eyebrow, then shrugged his shoulders. She motioned to the DDR machine. She had set a cage around it. He would not escape. They both got on the machine through the door in the back. Their money was put in a giant pile outside. One of the people locked the door, and agreed to let the winner out only once the other was dead. They put in their tokens, and selected to Let's Groove on beginner. The focus here, was not on the dancing. So the song began.
Rita pulled from her pocket a large fork she had bought from the nearby super-walmart, and began to swing at Rai. Rai jumped over the fork and landed a kick squarely in her jaw. As this happened, both of them hit the down arrow and got a "PERFECT!" Rai struck out this time with a Chuck Norris like Roundhouse kick. Rita took it, and felt none of it due to her enormous girth. Rai shouted a few profanities as Rita used this oppurtunity to fork him. She forked him hard.
Rai fell to the ground, clutching his stomach, which now had several tine-shaped holes in it. He was about to get back up, when Rita took a bite out of his head. This was the last anyone ever heard of Rai.
As she chewed, Rita remembered how far she had come. She regretted nothing. She left the cage carrying the skull of poor Rai as a trophy. She put the money in a handy dandy duffel bag, and set out to the doctor's office. This was the beginning of her happy ending.
FIN
PS, someone may write more if they choose, but that is the ending of DDR ALL THE WAY. You will have to choose a name for the next story yourself.
DDR ALL THE WAY: 8.5th MIX! HOW THE HELL CAN THERE BE AN 8.5?
Rita played for hours that night. She soon discovered that DDR was not a skill that was easily forgotten. She managed to overcome her gigantic weight, and regain some semblence of mad skillz. Once she had managed to AAA four songs, she decided it was time for bed. The tournament was tomorrow, and she had to get some rest.
She awoke the next morning prepared for her greatest challenge. She looked at the clock, it said it was 11:45. She had only 15 minutes before the tournament. She caught a ride there, and walked through the door. She signed her name on the list at exactley 11:59. She was ready. It was her time to shine. She would win, and sacrifice her gender for the man she loved.
She sat quietly in a corner. Nobody would talk to her, due to her hideous appearence. When her turn came up, she stepped slowly to the machine. She was playing against a Philippino boy who was slightly taller then her. The name tag said "Sean". The song selected randomly was AA. As the song was about to start, Rita looked over at Sean, motioned at her mouth menacingly. Sean contorted his face.
"Are you offering me oral sex or something?"
Unfortunately for him, in his disgust, he had failed to notice the song beginning. He failed almost instantly. He looked back, and began to protest, but it was too late, he had failed. Rita finished off the song with a fair AA, and stepped off the pad.
She progressed quickly through the rounds, in much the same manner. Once or twice, she actually had to win fair and square, but nothing could stand against her sheer determination. Finally, she made it to the final round.
Unsurprisingly, it was that Rai fellow from the other day. He walked onto the pad, and struck a pose.
"RAWR I AM A LION!"
Rita couldn't deny that she was slightly frightened by that. She quelled her fears using techniques she learned in a Jim Cunningham video, and faced the machine. She knew this would be difficult, possibly the most difficult challenge of her life. Through all this, she felt ready. She applied some extra deoderant, Rai tied back his hair, and the game began. For this final round, there would be three songs, one chosen by each competitor, and one random. For each chosen song, the player who did not choose would decide what mods they both would play with. Rai made the first song choice. He selected HVAM/Yung. "Fool" Rita thought. This was her best song. She had whored it for hours back in the day. She put it on 1.5x and shuffle. The song began.
After all was said and done, Rita came out on top, by about 3 perfs. She was surprised she had nearly been beaten. She chose Rhythm and Police for her next song. It was her 2nd best, and if she won this the tournament was hers. Rai grinned. He set the mods to 2x, Hidden, Shuffle, Flat, Reverse. This was concerning. Rita couldn't do jack on reverse. The song began.
Rita was flustered. She hadn't expected this. She tried her best, and found reverse wasn't all that big a deal. Rai, however, was throwing down random spinning throughout the song. A few black guys exclamed "Is he hacking or something?" At the end, Rita pulled an A. Rai received a AAA. Rita was infuriated.
This was the final round. No mods. Just flat out skill. Who knew what it would be. Random was selected and the reel spun. It landed on...
CRASH!!!
Rita and Rai yelled "MATHAFACKIN SHEET" at the same time. This song really blew. But atleast it was easy. The song began.
When it was over, the crowd could not believe their eyes. Both contestants had a AA. And they had equal scores. It was unprecedented and unbelievable. They both sort of stared at the screen for a few moments, unsure what to do. Th announcer cried out:
"What an ending ladies and gents. We could do a final round to decide, but that would be far too cliche. Instead, they will split the prize money."
Rita smiled on the outside, but she was boiling with rage on the inside. 500k would not be enough. He had stolen her victory. He would pay. She pulled Rai over, as he was about to leave.
"How about you come back here with the prize money in about an hour, and we finish this for real?"
Rai nodded his head, and left with his friends. Rita plotted. She would have that money, one way or another. She spent the next hour gathering the materials for her scheme.
An hour later, Rai came through the door to Funland. He was alone. Most of the people who had been here for the tourney had left by now, and there were maybe twelve people in the whole place. She motioned him over. He approached the machine and listened to what she had to say.
"After today's events, I feel we need a suitably epic conclusion. I propose a FULL CONTACT FREESTYLE TO THE DEATH!"
Rai raised an eyebrow, then shrugged his shoulders. She motioned to the DDR machine. She had set a cage around it. He would not escape. They both got on the machine through the door in the back. Their money was put in a giant pile outside. One of the people locked the door, and agreed to let the winner out only once the other was dead. They put in their tokens, and selected to Let's Groove on beginner. The focus here, was not on the dancing. So the song began.
Rita pulled from her pocket a large fork she had bought from the nearby super-walmart, and began to swing at Rai. Rai jumped over the fork and landed a kick squarely in her jaw. As this happened, both of them hit the down arrow and got a "PERFECT!" Rai struck out this time with a Chuck Norris like Roundhouse kick. Rita took it, and felt none of it due to her enormous girth. Rai shouted a few profanities as Rita used this oppurtunity to fork him. She forked him hard.
Rai fell to the ground, clutching his stomach, which now had several tine-shaped holes in it. He was about to get back up, when Rita took a bite out of his head. This was the last anyone ever heard of Rai.
As she chewed, Rita remembered how far she had come. She regretted nothing. She left the cage carrying the skull of poor Rai as a trophy. She put the money in a handy dandy duffel bag, and set out to the doctor's office. This was the beginning of her happy ending.
FIN
PS, someone may write more if they choose, but that is the ending of DDR ALL THE WAY. You will have to choose a name for the next story yourself.
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