DDR all the way...

[tru0001]

Rita Somosuke (so-moss-ke (e in egg)) watched as two players grasped on a bar behind them moving their feet on four pads two horizontal and two vertical their feet moved as if they were like the speed of light. For Elise was playing on the machine but in a remix version. The background was blue with pink words Speed Over Beethoven. She was the only one watching no one paid attention to the Dance Dance Revolution Machine. She placed her hand in her pocket and felt two dollars jingling inside. It was crazy for her to play this machine when she hasn’t even played it before. She was shaking her legs felt like Jelly. The two dancers walked off the machine it was her chance… her chance to play the game she breathed in rubbing her hands and walked to the machine she was shaking like her oral for her year 6 gradutaion.

She wasn’t the first in her family to play DDR more than a thousand years ago her ancestor Reno was put into a challenge “Reno… this is called pad-keep up. The arrow we show you mush press on that arrow as quickly as you can,” said the judge. “This is the three arrow challenge… NUMBER ONE,” the Judge lifted a stone with points up. Reno pressed up. The next arrow was down Reno pressed down and the last one was two stones left and right.
“How can I do this?” Reno jumped and pressed both East and West buttons.

Rita inserted her two dollar coin hearing a sound from the machine. The machine told her to press a green button she did. She played one player beginner and chose the song Butterfly “Aye Aye Aye….” The machine sang Rita press a pad but missed the machine showed a red miss. Rita accomplished the song Butterfly with seven misses. She then played Speed Over Beethoven and Dive which was fun. Rita got out from the machine with joy “One day I will play with you again,” she whispered.

Next chapter coming up: Rita arrives at her school (after eagerly buying her game for the PS2) telling her friends about DDR but no one is interested, saying it is a lame game. Should Rita think about quitting DDR since of everyone saying it was ‘old fashioned’ or should she just play it anyway?

Reno's chapter is deleted....

[Lightknight924]

Story of everyone who goes to FFR. :wink:

[Snapps]

wow this is da bomb

[Abhorsen768]

It was pretty cool. But I couldn't really feel the emotions from the story. (That's why I love reading and writing so much.) You may want to add how she felt during the music. Like for example when I first played I couldn't stop laughing because it was both fun but pretty embarrassing because I was so terrible at it. Something like that maybe?

[tru0001]

thanks i'm in the process of the new chapter... I'll spill something... someone has Cancer...!!!

[terence1357]

Change your signature.

[esupin]

Eh. You should try reading this out loud.

While Reno’s life is at stake when he is put to the Pad keep up challenge which is harder than ever before.


The two dancers walked off the machine it was her chance… her chance to play the game she breathed in and walked to the machine “This is my chance,”


...

...

This better not be an inside joke or something.

[Abhorsen768]

While Reno’s life is at stake when he is put to the Pad keep up challenge which is harder than ever before.
w0w that was hard to say aloud. I had to read it like 7 times. (not kidding.)Man I didn't notice it before, gotta pay more attention.

Well I'm off to make some milkshakes. (yum!)

[tru0001]

Just noticed that too... gotta change the blurb!!!

[tru0001]

Rita couldn’t wait to get home from the arcade “Can’t wait can’t wait…” she whispered she ran like the wind meeting up with her older brother Tomaka
“What’s up squirt…” said Tomaka
“Oh nothing… just played DDR,” said Rita
“That game? Oh I played that game ages ago…” Tomaka paused for a moment “Mother… she doesn’t have gastric. The doctor said that she has cancer and it is she will die in about 2 weeks if he doesn’t receive more than 70,000 dollars,” Rita was shocked, her mother fainted three days ago and she thought it must have been gastric or just a disease.
“Mum… she’s going to die?” Rita cried out “No… the doctors are wrong… they’re always wrong!” Rita’s eyes were filled with tears. She was afraid of what’s going to happen if her mother dies. Her mother will not attend her graduation or see her own daughter grow to a beautiful lady. Rita ran back to the arcade sobbing all the way. “Mother,” she cried softly. A teenage girl noticed that she was crying concerned on what happened the teenage girl ran up to Rita who was sitting next to the DDR machine.
“Hey… what’s wrong?” asked the girl “What happened?” the girl knelt down. Rita told the girl that her mother had cancer and she was going to die “Oh… I’m sorry to hear that, how about this we’ll play DDR together,” Rita smiled and nodded “My name is Yuri Tsumaki,” Yuri pulled Rita up and they walked to the DDR machine pads while Rita was wiping her tears.
“But I’m not an expert or anything,” said Rita “I just played a few minutes ago,”
“AH! So you’re a beginner… I know how it feels to be a beginner,” said Yuri “Here… I’ll let you play on Light,” Yuri inserted four dollars into the machine and chose everything for Rita. Yuri and Rita played Love Love Shine. Rita was so busy watching Yuri’s speedy legs to pay attention to the screen gaining more than 9 misses, they then played Tears which Rita paid attention to they then played some other songs which Rita picked making Rita very happy. They finally finished the game. They both walked out of the machine
“Ok… thanks I better run back home don’t want to make my dad worried sick as well,” said Rita smiling very brightly. Rita arrived home at 4pm smiling brightly “Hi dad… hey Tomoka,” Rita said. Something attracted her, a large box with a dance mat and a PS2 game was on the table she walked slowly like a zombie brainwashed by a cardboard box.
“Hey squirt… I bought you the game,” said Tomoka. Rita slowly opened the box her eyes glowed like a diamonds “Plug it in the PS2 now if you are too excited to play,” Rita grabbed the dance mat and the game excited to play Dance Dance Revolution FULL Mix (Game I made up). Rita reached to her bedroom turned on the TV. She flattened the dance mat and inserted it to the Playstation 2 also inserted the disk leaving her brother’s SNK disk in a case.
“Are you ready?” asked the announcer. Rita stood on the dance mat practising the game nearly two hours her legs nearly danced of her body.
Rita arrived at Tamagawa Minami High with her best friend Rei Kimozuki talking about DDR “Oh… that game… I grew out of it,” said Rei “It is like nearly a decade when it first came out,” Rita’s eyes opened wide she didn’t even know that it came out that long she walked to her other friends who had English names Elizabeth, Jenny and Joanne
“Hi,” said Elizabeth "How are you Rita?"
“Oh I’m great,” said Rita. She was talking about how she was playing DDR
“DDR… that’s so old and so babyish,” said Jenny. Joanne and Elizabeth were imitating the Butterfly song. Rita felt uncomfortable and ran into the restrooms.
Chapter 3: She comes out of the restrooms hearing that there will be a DDR competition and a lot of cash if you win. What will Rita do with the money? Rita finds out her mother is dying from the cancer deciding that that money is worth for her mother’s surgery.

[nforcer06164]

mead has decided that this story is so good, it deserves an audio version! mead did the first part, and I did the second. mead's part is somewhat aggressive, while mine stays soft and audio-story-like, true to the original's grammar.

PART 1: http://rapidshare.de/files/16256672/DDR_.mp3.html

PART 2: http://rapidshare.de/files/16256390/DDR__PART_2.mp3.html

[Omeganitros]

This is the best. EVER.

[dAnceguy117]

wait wait wait hold on

ok so

let me guess

chapter 3

rita wins da competition

and she wins $70,000

omg big bux

but she's still unsatisfied with her life because her friends make fun of her and because Butterfly is obscenely gay

so she makes love to the machine

am i rite or am i rite

[tru0001]

This will make you wonder.
-Why is everyone in Japan while they are using the AUS Dollar?
-Why is Tamagawa in this Story is that Sakura Kaugano's school
-Why are they speaking English
-Why are Joanne, Jenny and Elizabeth have English names not Japanese Names.... think of reasons

[tru0001]

Wow!!! I listened to my own story!!!!! BTW I am beggining the Sequel called DDRX... it's funny how I AM DOING ONE WHEN i HAVEN'T FINISHED THIS ONE!

[sleeplessdragn]

I have to ask, nforcer, how many times did you or mead have to redo the audios, due to laughing?

[nforcer06164]

I have to ask, nforcer, how many times did you or mead have to redo the audios, due to laughing?

I know mead redid parts of his a few times. But I had to do mine over twice, because I had to pause and record over in several parts, but instead of recording over my previous, it mixed.

[Tokzic]

Wow!!! I listened to my own story!!!!! BTW I am beggining the Sequel called DDRX... it's funny how I AM DOING ONE WHEN i HAVEN'T FINISHED THIS ONE!

Does it involve the NEXT GENERATION OF SHAMELESS DDR PLAYERS FIGHTING AGAINST SOCIETY FOR ACCEPTANCE?!

Oh man, now I'm really psyched.

[mead1]

Actually, Mine is one take straight. Or atleast the story is. Any side comments were added in afterwards.

Make more please.

[sleeplessdragn]

http://sdcc21.ucsd.edu/~jyu/DDR__PART_2%20godstyle.mp3

This randomly appeared on my desktop somehow. I think it's a sign.

[dAnceguy117]

hahaha

nice nigro

[Garcir2278]

hahaha

nice nigro

well mr.ddr i can tell you like the flash flash game and i'm willing to have it up graded pretty soon but just how good are you at the game and can you tell me ps. type back i hope you'll understand well talk to you later sorry i don't know you.

[mead1]

Say WHAT

[nforcer06164]

At this rate, my IQ will be zero by the end of the year.

[mead1]

me wants to hear more

dont leave me hanging plz

[tru0001]

I kinda stopped for a while.... so yeah... be back soon...

[terence1357]

and she wins $70,000

omg big bux

but she's still unsatisfied with her life because her friends make fun of her and because Butterfly is obscenely gay

so she makes love to the machine

am i rite or am i rite
I'm going with dAnceguy117 with this one.

[mead1]

I kinda stopped for a while.... so yeah... be back soon...

plz write more

[Tokzic]

I CAN'T STAND THE SUSPENSE

[tru0001]

U sound so much like my friend from school!!

[mead1]

Come on, we've gotta know what happens!

[Tps222]

We are need to know happens what now.

[Renommus]

Part 3: Protagonist (Because I forget her name after 2 pages) gets her ass handed to her by a crazy korean freestyler. Loses competition. Mum dies.

EDIT: Part 2 of the audio version had me crying with laughter. Thanks much. =D

EDIT the Second:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a232/Renommus/DDR.jpg

[fersho_X]

:D

[pazreyesreyes]

de que ablan gringos!!!!!

[tru0001]

After a lot of begging... I will start on chapter three right now... sometime this month I will post it in (please no audio version....)

[mead1]

YAY!!

[mead1]

also, i think your signature is hott

[Renommus]

I want to make an audio version. I will pay you 100 pictures of a clam.

[nforcer06164]

mead and I are the only ones authorized to make audio versions. Anybody else that attempts and fails miserably will be promptly whacked over the head 27 times with a random chubby, flightless bird.

[Renommus]

It just occured to me that I hate the sound of my own voice. Go ahead.

[mead1]

kthx.

but nforcer and i wont do anymore recordings cuz tru said not to

[Renommus]

o noes.

[nforcer06164]

kthx.

but nforcer and i wont do anymore recordings cuz tru said not to

We're good people. Not all the time. We can respect most understandable requests, though. Right, mead?

[tru0001]

Here is a sample...
"Rita tested the pads to see how deep they were. “Ok… I’m ready,” she said as she rolled up her sleeves."

[sleeplessdragn]

mead and I are the only ones authorized to make audio versions. Anybody else that attempts and fails miserably will be promptly whacked over the head 27 times with a random chubby, flightless bird.

I...made...an audio version. Sorta. God did actually.

[jewpinthethird]

Here is a sample...
"Rita tested the pads to see how deep they were. “Ok… I’m ready,” she said as she rolled up her sleeves."

Oh god, quit teasing me! I'm so pumped!

[mead1]

thats hot

[Tokzic]

Here is a sample...
"Rita tested the pads to see how deep they were. “Ok… I’m ready,” she said as she rolled up her sleeves."

That day, the boys paid a lot more attention to her than usual.

ps omg i cant wait for chapter 3

[Tps222]

Tokzic, I think you have a bear climbing out of your avatar's forehead.

[tru0001]

DDR ALL THE WAY

Rita walked home after school. Walking in the Tokyo streets by herself she rubbed her legs, it was time for her to practise the DDR machine. Rita ran in the arcade finding a sixteen year old girl playing Dam Darium on the DDR machine and it was her last stage. She finished the song and looked at Rita and smiled “hey you look like a pretty good DDR player,” said the girl “care to join in?” Rita nodded and sped up to the machine.
Rita tested the pads to see how deep they were. “Ok… I’m ready,” she said as she rolled up her sleeves. Rita inserted her $2 coin and also the girl they played all four rounds Rita on standard and the girl on Heavt. Rita was about to run off the machine until
“HEY!!!” the girl yelled “You were girl what’s your name?”
“Oh My name?? It’s Rita Somosuke,” said Rita
“Well… Rita, I am the DDR champion/ Chariman… I think you have potential to be a DDR champion… do you want to join the DDR auditions?” asked the chairman.
There’s an audition… WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
“Meet me at this address,” said the Chairman as she gave Rita a Business card

DDR ACADEMY/ COMPETITION STADIUM
BIG BUILDING NEXT TO SOME BIG LIBRARY
TOKYO
Rita locked herself inside her room and thought “money… what should I do with a million bucks?” she watched the TV with a commercial where two professional experts play Legend of Max Oni… (I’m not sure there is an oni mode of that)
“D…D…R RIGHT HERE AGAIN!!!” yelled the host “Better than Hard Gay… better than Rurouni Kenshin better than Naruto it’s DDR CHAMPIONSHIP 2!” Rita just remembered her mother who was really ill to even lift a finger. She pictured her mother saying her last words… 76% of the money will be for her mother. Rita practised DDR straight away going straight to Heavy and then Oni…
“Just a few more days… just a few more days…” she whispered as she had gone to sleep on her Naoki bed.
Rita woke up on Saturday running to the arcade. She was playing DDR “boy… she’s really famous here,” Rita felt something dropping down her leg it was pain. She slowly dropped down gripping her leg screaming. Medics have arrived Rita felt pain.
“Ms Somosuke… you can’t play DDR for a few weeks,” said the medic.
“No…. No, no, please… it can’t be true,” said Rita her dream has been shattered her mother was going to die “This is my worst nightmare,” she cried out loud tears falling down her eyes “It can’t be true!” Rita tried to stand up and began to scream in pain “AAAAHHHH!”

Chapter 4: This is the start of Rita’s diary she started writing about her DDR experience!

[Renommus]

Better than Hard Gay

Haha... What?

[Tokzic]

That makes me want to hook up my microphone and do an audio version.

but i cant bcuz tru said not 2 =((((

[tru0001]

Haha... What?



Some japanese character.... search Hard Gay on the internet... I heard it's a kid's show...

[tru0001]

That makes me want to hook up my microphone and do an audio version.

but i cant bcuz tru said not 2 =((((

Ok i'll let u do an audio version... but let's not make it like a sarcastic one.... put some anime feeling!!!

[Renommus]

Gogogo!

search Hard Gay on the internet...

I'd rather not.

[mead1]

Ok, tokzic or dAnce get to do this recording.

[MisterAnderson]

Y'all gonna have ME making some DDR story aboput a fat kids (me)story of improvement.And I'll DO IT!

[Shadow_God_10]

Wow this is Amazing! Tru I wish i had a ps2 and a DDR game now... =(

[nforcer06164]

How about Tokzic AND dAnce do the recording, once each on their own? Two versions = double awesomeness!

[jewpinthethird]

Some japanese character.... search Hard Gay on the internet... I heard it's a kid's show...

http://www.avoidinglife.com/media/hg.jpg

フゥ～～～～～～～～！！！

[tru0001]

Yep... that's him alright...

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

Yep... that's him alright...

YOU SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT HARD GAY

[Shadow_God_10]

hmm I wonder if he IS gay

XD

ShadowGod ^_^

[Tokzic]

hmm I wonder if he IS gay

XD

ShadowGod ^_^

yeah me too hmm this is a mystery

ps audio version coming up

with ANIME FEELING

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

uh oh anima

[mead1]

SPOILERS

anima is the bad dudes mom

[Shadow_God_10]

*Protests With Picket Signs At Tru's House*

WE WANT THE NEXT CHAPTER

xD I'm Kidding Take Your Time

ShadowGod ^_^

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

SPOILERS

anima is the bad dudes mom

i c wut u did thar

[tru0001]

I was on http://www.snk-capcom.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18398 since I am from the forum and yeah... HARD GAY!!!

[Shadow_God_10]

I was on http://www.snk-capcom.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18398 since I am from the forum and yeah... HARD GAY!!!

OMGWTF HE REALLY IS GAY XD.

[tru0001]

r u reffering to me????

[nforcer06164]

I think he was referring to Hard Gay, tru.

[Shadow_God_10]

i was refferring to hard gay. as it looks like he has no clothes on what so-ever and is flashing an innocent man. are you sure this is a kids show and that it is not "X-rated"?

[jewpinthethird]

Why don't you wikipedia it? I mean, I could tell you, but you know, teach a man fish etc etc. I'm kind of like Jesus.

[emccky]

would anyone object to me doing an audio version as well as tokzic and dance? i'm interested to add my own little twist.

[Shadow_God_10]

I have no objections whatsoever. but make sure your voice fits the mood (don't be so melodramatic all the time)

[mead1]

I have no objections whatsoever. but make sure your voice fits the mood (don't be so melodramatic all the time)
it's under you're knows

[nforcer06164]

I have no objections whatsoever. but make sure your voice fits the mood (don't be so melodramatic all the time)
Mead and I authorize audio versions, remember?

[tru0001]

I scrapped chapter 4: Rita's diary.... here is the preview of the long awaitted sequal DDR ANGEL
It was Rita’s birthday her friends pulled her to the arcade it had been 2 years after she won the DDR competition. It was the same arcade where she first played the DDR machine and heard where no one even stared at the machine. The doors had automatically opened she couldn’t believe her eyes more than twenty people were looking at the machine. She revived the craze of DDR.
“Hey Rita how about when the crowd dies down me and you play it,” said Yuri.

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

Yuri.

8-)8-)8-)8-) 8-)8-)8-)8 -)8-)8-)














































8-)

[nforcer06164]

I guess her mother died.

[Shadow_God_10]

Omgwtf I Can't Wait Till The Next Chapter :):):):):)

[tru0001]

Chapter 4 coming up soon...

Rita was left all alone in her house when she recieves a call... what was the call?

[mead1]

IT WAS PROBABLY A STALKER

[Renommus]

Or Her Teacher Calling About Her Skipping School To Play Ddr!

Edit: pwned by caps filter.

[tru0001]

It will not be 'have you checked the kids' in a matter of fact lol!

[mead1]

req: hot secks in the next chapter

[tru0001]

I'll include a boy character in Chapter 7...
I planned this out one second after mead's reply... the guy is named Rage in English but his Japanese name is Kyo

[Tokzic]

I'll include a boy character in Chapter 7...
I planned this out one second after mead's reply... the guy is named Rage in English but his Japanese name is Kyo

rage sex?

i dig it

ps audio for ch 3 coming up

[nforcer06164]

ps audio for ch 3 coming up

Took me and mead like 30 minutes on the same day. What's up with yours?

[Tokzic]

Took me and mead like 30 minutes on the same day. What's up with yours?

I'm working on getting video editing software that could potentially mean a video (oops that was supposed to be a surprise)/microphone isn't working/lazy.

But I'm feeling like doing this now so I'm working on it at THIS VERY MOMENT

[tru0001]

not sex but kinda like making out... come on you don't want her to be pregnant at 14.

[nforcer06164]

Yes we do. It's an interesting plot twist =P

[Tokzic]

not sex but kinda like making out... come on you don't want her to be pregnant at 14.

its ok because shes on birth control

or she could get friendly with that yuri character

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

she could get friendly with that yuri character

lofl

[TK_Killer]

ddr pwns.....ffr

[terence1357]

Make her discover ITG.

[TK_Killer]

who you calling a her?

[Renommus]

who you calling a her?

Did you even read the thread?

[mead1]

I'll do a recording of the next part.

[MalReynolds]

This is amazing.

[sleeplessdragn]

Mal, take notes. You're taking notes right?

[tru0001]

MalReynolds.... Buddha is not Santa Claus....

[Renommus]

Taking notes?

[MalReynolds]

Oh, yes. I have a notebook filled at this point. From the next chapter alone I could fill another volume, I think.

[mead1]

we should all send money to tru to show our thanks

ps next chapter plz

[tru0001]

Well sorry to say this but starting on tommorow I am on a temp leave... since this is fan fic you can contribute until I come back... mead1 hey you can write Chapter 4.
Apparently Rita is given an extension by Athena the Chairman so she can audition in a later time.

Sorry.....

[sleeplessdragn]

This is either is the best or the worst thing that this forum community has ever done.

[mead1]

I will take on the challenge guys

[mead1]

Chapter 4 will be hawt

[Shadow_God_10]

LOL and no threesomes XD

[mead1]

maybe...

[Renommus]

Go mead! Give the fans what they want. :)

Remember to stay true to tru0001's writing style. ;O

[nforcer06164]

Remember to stay true to tru0001's writing style. ;O

That's impossible. Only tru can make a story like tru.

[Tasselfoot]

So... since nobody actually did the audio for chapter 3, care if I do it? I could do it in "touch moogy die happy" style.

[Tokzic]

*hisses in territorial fashion*

EDIT: No sex from Whorli if you post it.

[Tasselfoot]

Part 3 audio:
http://rapidshare.de/files/20311953/RitaChap3.mp3.html

I apologize now for the static at 1:04, 2:08, and 3:12 (file is 3:14). The shareware I used puts that in.

I'd like to thank Tru for writing this masterpiece. Without it, my words would be meaningless.

[Tokzic]

I apologize now for the static at 1:04, 2:08, and 3:12 (file is 3:14). The shareware I used puts that in.

ow

ps brb showing you up

[MrGiggles]

How did I miss this thread?

This is just like sente's story recording all over again.

[sleeplessdragn]

Since my ears bled all over my keyboard, I'll fix this up.

[tru0001]

Hey I'm just visiting.... thanks for the audio version but there were glitches.... good luck mead!!!

[sleeplessdragn]

I can't believe I just spent over 15 minutes listening to Tass's voice continually. But fixed it a good amount and added some random samples from my computer.

CLICK ME CLICK ME (http://sdcc21.ucsd.edu/~jyu/Krap/rita%20says%20wtf.mp3)

[Tasselfoot]

hehe. My voice is dead sexy.

[Tokzic]

Believe it or not, Macintosh microphones from the 80s work on this computer, but I can't get Sound Recorder to get anything but static for the life of me.

;_;

[lord_carbo]

Oh god, so amazing.

[dAnceguy117]

Damn it, I completely forgot about this. I never check the Literature forum, so yeah. Anyway, I'll see how Tass' is. If it's not too close to mine, I'll still do mine. I was thinking of what I would add in while I read it, and would randomly start laughing at something I would come up with.

[Tasselfoot]

wtf sleepless... you can barely hear me over that crap of yours. weak.

[dAnceguy117]

Tass, yours was great. I still want to do mine, since it will focus a lot less on funny voices and more on sarcastic comments. Also, I too want to be Sleeplesstized. rita says wtf.

your sound card works perfectly

[Tasselfoot]

i thought it was saying simcard, not soundcard.

[sleeplessdragn]

Tass needs to play warcraft 2. =(

[Tasselfoot]

no... tass is content whoring out his new C&C First Decade DVD.

[mead1]

Ok, I'm in the process of developing chapter 4, but I want some creative insight. IM me with your ideas.

[Renommus]

lol @ tasses mp3. I think the static really adds to the ANIME FEELING.

Rita screamed out in pain, "AaaaKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHaaaah!"

Edit: The other file, which on my iPod I have names 'DDR, all the way, part 3 [Hyper hot sleeplessdragn remix], is the best song ever. I want to secks sleepless right now.

[mead1]

Someone should step it.

[Tasselfoot]

someone should finish their file for FFR.......

[sleeplessdragn]

Someone should step my song Carrousel Paradise and put it on FFR.

[mead1]

someone should finish their file for FFR.......

Someone should shut the hell up and wait until it's done.

[Shadow_God_10]

now now let's play nicely

[mead1]

now now let's play nicely

Someone should mind his own business...

Part 4 coming eventually.

[Shadow_God_10]

Oh God Yeah Baby Finally

[tru0001]

Hey I'm back..... well I can't do Chapter 4 for a while since my com has this annoying virus!!!!

[Renommus]

http://free.grisoft.com/doc/2/lng/us/tpl/v5

[mead1]

Listen to my radio show on June third for the final chapter.

IT WILL BE EPIC.

[Shadow_God_10]

My God You Have A Radio Show??

[sleeplessdragn]

I can have one too, and at times, I have put up a random open show for a few of my friends.

[mead1]

DDR all the way...

Chapter 4: MAX THE FINAL XXX AND OTHER HARDCORE STUFF

Rita watched a few minutes later after the crowd had all went away. "Wow, they sure were excited" she said. It had been a long set. She had preformed for nearly three hours that night. And all on HEAVY! She was exhausted. She had been preforming DDR as a job for nearly three years from now. The job got really old really fast. Doing the same thing every night took it's toll on you. She needed some excitement in her life. But with a schedule like hers, it was never going to happen. She walked slowly home. That night, her close freind Yuri called her.

"So Rita, Hows it going?"

"I'm so BOORED Yuri, I gotta find something to do."

"Oh, I know SOMETHING you could do."

"Something exciting?"

"Something reeeeeeeeeel coooooooooool."

"Sounds like fun, when should we do this?"

"Over at my house, tomorrow evening, sevenish."

"Ok, I'll see you there!"

Rita was excited, Yuri was her close freind and was always into something new and interesting. She went to bed that night feeling ready for the new day.

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The next day, she made pancakes. They reminded her of her mother. Her dear, sweet mother, who could have been saved if only she hadn't lost that DDR tourney due to her injuries all those years ago. They were made with blueberries, which reminded her of her mother's outrageous acne problems. She ate them slowly, remembering the cannabalistic desires she had held in for all these years. She had almost eaten her own toe once, but she had gotten scared. It just didn't seem natural. But it felt soooo right. She vowed that someday, she would try human flesh. She'd find a way.

She sat around on the couch eating popcorn, watching television. It was her one day off, and she was going to spend it as lazy as possible before going over to Yuri's house. Yuri was fun. She'd need all her energy.

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She awoke later that day with her head in the bowl of popcorn. She licked her lips, they tasted of butter and of salt. She wished she could just eat the rest of her face. It tasted so good. She looked at the clock. It was time to go. She drove to Yuri's house next to /b/. When she went inside she saw three girls on the couch passing around a pipe. She knew from the look of things they were smoking MARIJUANA.

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She was frightened, her parents had always warned her the stuff could kill ya. Her father spoke to her in her mind. "This one time, this guy did marijuana, and he died. HE DIED!" She could hear it clear as a bell in her mind. But her father was dead. Shot twice in the heart. She remembered the scene like yesterday. But that was yesterday, and today she had a choice to make. She could play it safe, or she could roll with it. She chose the latter.

"Yuri hit me up with some o dat shrubbery homie!" She said it, but they weren't her words, she wanted the weed bad.

"Yo G I'ma give soma dis green today."

She passed the pipe to Rita, and before Rita knew it, she blacked out. She remembered nothing of that night the next day.

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More coming soon guys I hope you like it.

[Tibs]

someone's getting raped in her sleep.

[mead1]

maybe

PS someone else does the next one

[sleeplessdragn]

Need...vocal...recording. =P

Mead should do it, before Tass does.

[Tibs]

Need...vocal...recording. =P

Mead should do it, before Tass does.

QFE

so any volunteers for part 5?

i would do it but my sucky writing would be ridiculed in comparism to the greatness of tru0001

[jewpinthethird]

I'll write out part 5. If that's cool with everyone. Kwik and Jewpin Storyboard 2.0 sup sup.

[mead1]

Do it.

[jewpinthethird]

Might I mention, I didnt really read any of the other installments of DDR All the Way.... I only skimmed over them. So, if there are parts that contradict anything previously said, just ignore them. Also, I am pushing this story to the edge. So, it might not be safe for work and it sure as hell wont be very tasteful. I also didnt proof read anything, I just made it up as I went along. So pardon the grammatical and spelling errors.

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Rita woke up to the sight of an unfamiliar ceiling. Her ceiling had blood stains from where her upstairs neighbor decided, on a whim, to slit his wrists. But this ceiling was stain-free. She lay there for a while while a torrent of questions poured over her. "Where am I? What happened? etc." The confusion was growing unbearable, then he entered the room. He was carrying a tray. Upon closer inspection, Rita noticed that the tray had on it a plate full of eggs and bacon. "Mornin'" he beamed. Rita felt as if the wind had been knocked out of her. Her face became contorted with a panic striken expression.

"Oh, haha, I dont suppose you remember much of last night." said the mysterious man. "Don't worry, nothing happened. Hi, I'm Rick." He set down the tray in front of her and extended his hand out to shake. She returned the gesture and said "where am I?"
"Oh, this is my apartment."
"How did I get here?"
"Well, around 11 last night or so, I heard this crazy racket outside in the hallway. I went to check what the noise was, and I found you banging about the walls." Rita grew red from embarrasment. Rick continued his story. "I yelled at you to keep it down, but you just came rushing at me and pushed your way into my apartment and closed the door behind you in a hurry."
"Did I? I-I- dont remember"
"I figured you were out of your mind. After that scene you broke down into tears. I didnt know what to do. I asked what was the matter. All you said was 'I can't take it anymore!' I asked if there was anything I could do, you said you just needed a safe place to stay for the night. So I led you to my room and then you passed out." Rita eyed him questionly. "I promise that's all that happened! I slept on the couch."

Rita breathed a sigh of relief. She then picked up her fork and started eating the food on the tray. "This is delicous!" exclaimed Rita as she took a bite of eggs. "I've never tasted eggs like this before!"
"Ohh...gee...it's just something I wipped up." He said as he sat on the end of the bed. She polished off everything on the plate within a matter of minutes. "You must have been hungry. What were you doing last night?"
"I wish I knew...I'm so sorry, I must be such a burden."
"Oh, no. Not at all."

Rita was suddenly struck by a feeling she had never felt before. Pure. Sexual. Hunger. She had never seen a man so beautiful before. He was perfect, from the golden sheen in his hair, to the unbelievable whiteness of his teeth. She wanted nothing more at that point then to have her lips around Rick's erect penis. She wanted lick the ever inch until he came into her mouth. She wanted to feel him inside her. She knew this hunger wouldnt go away until fed it. She leaped from her position in the bed tackling Rick. They tumbled off the bed. She was kissing him all over. He pushed her off.
"What are you doing?!"
"I dont know what came over me?! I...I couldnt control it."
"I'm flattered really...but I'm gay."
"You're gay?!"
"Are you kidding? I didnt take advantage of you, in fact, I gave you my bed while I slept out on the couch, I made you breakfast, and look at the way I am dressed!" He was right. He was dressed like a flaming fagg*t.
Rita jumped up and ran out of the room, and then the apartment. She was crying.

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On the bus back to Yuri's neighborhood, Rita tried hard to think about what happened the night before and how did she manage to get halfway across town? The voice of Yuri's friend echoed in her mind "You need to inhale...you're just sucking the smoke into your mouth." It was the last thing she could remember. The bus came to a halt a block from Yuri's house. Rita walked the rest of the way.

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The door to the house was unlocked. Rita stepped inside. It was dark, humid, and reeked of rotten meat. "Who's there?!" screamed someone from the shadows. "It's me! Rita!"
"Rita!" It was Yuri's friend, the one who taught Rita how to smoke a bowl.
"What happened!"
"You dont remember?" Rita shook her head. "It-it's too terrible to say...I-I cant.." Yuri's friend broken down into tears.
"Please!"
"It's Yuri," sobbed the friend, "she's dead."
"What?!"
"She was playing DDR and she lost her balance and fell through the glass table." Rita gasped. "We should have called 9-1-1...everything would have been alright if we had. She'd still be alive! But we were mad from the reefer. There was so much blood! We were all convinced she was dead. We didnt know what to do with the body....that's when you suggested...that...we cut off her flesh and eat it...so that there'd be no evidence." Rita could feel the bile crawling up her throat. "It made sense at the time! So...we did. Well, started too anyway. We all started carving away at her flesh with knives...oh god. Blood was spraying everywhere. That's when Yuri started screaming. Oh god, what a horrible scream. That's when you ran out of the house."

Rita vomited.

[sleeplessdragn]

Sweet, now record it for me =p. You did an excellent job with that white people thing after all.

EDIT: After reading it, I highly approve of this installment of DDR All The Way. Guido would be proud to read it as well.

[terence1357]

Rita ran down the streets. Vomiting violently everywhere. Remembering how Rick was a fag. She broke down. She ran into a neibors driveway up into their garage started crying. The neibor was mowing his grass.
he said "whats wrong?"
"I met a guy, and he was hawt, and he was a fag!'
"I'm sorry to hear about that."
she then realized that he was even hater and sexier than Rick. She ran up to him. And started to flirt.
He quickly snapped. "What are you doing? I'm so gay I'm using a dildo right now!"
She ran off. To the arcade. To see the DDR machine was gone. And something new was there. In The Groove 2. She stepped onto the pad. The panels looked different and better. She liked them. The decided that ITG can't be hard at all. Most knockoffs are incredibly easy. She then got raped by VerTex^2 in 16 mother hating seconds. She fell to her knees and cried. But she fell on the pad. She broke both her knees.


PS: this is one big joke.

[mead1]

That last post by terence is invalid. It does not exist.

I give Jewp a hearty clap on the back for an excellent story.

[nforcer06164]

This is amazing. Simply amazing.

[Tibs]

Jewp is winning, gais.

[jewpinthethird]

This is a collective project, therefore everyone wins.

[terence1357]

And the winner is YOU!

[Tokzic]

dibs next chapter

[jewpinthethird]

dibs next chapter

Do it. But push it to the limit.

[Omeganitros]

Which limit? There's lots of them.

[jewpinthethird]

Which limit? There's lots of them.

I think we all know what limit I am talking about.

[MCRenaissance]

I can't believe this is my first reading this. It's awesome. You guys are great. Keep going I want to read more!

[sleeplessdragn]

I think we all know what limit I am talking about.
My GOD, NO!

[nforcer06164]

My GOD, NO!

Oh yeah. It's coming.

[mead1]

The moral of the story is

CHILDREN REMEMBER MARIJUANA IS BAAAAD K?

[Tps222]

This is the Jewel of FFR Artwork.

[Tibs]

Hurry up toxzic. I can't take the tension any more.

[Shadow_God_10]

this story needs sexual contact not cannabilism. otherwise how will rita live hapilly ever after?

[sleeplessdragn]

By CONSUMING FLESH AND ATTAINING POWERS.

[Tokzic]

About half-done, which is pretty good considering it's week before exam week when EVERYTHING IS DUE.

but oh god it's amazing

[Tibs]

Will my ovaries squeal in delight?

[mead1]

Get it up before I leave next sunday.

and by "it" I mean your plenis

[Tibs]

lol... plenis?

[mead1]

That joke was before your time

[Tibs]

I feel so young.

[Tibs]

ATTN Sleeplessdrgn

Can you make another mix of your fabulous song but take out the Tass? I feel it ruins it somewhat.

Thanks in advance.

p.s. bump

[tru0001]

it's kool... the official chapter 4 will come up eventually....

[VincentPriceAct2]

Good story, even though the first time i played DDR i crashed and burned.

[tru0001]

Sorry people i no longer be doing DDR All the way... but wait for my next DDR story "Legend of the DDR Master"

[Tibs]

Sorry people i no longer be doing DDR All the way... but wait for my next DDR story "Legend of the DDR Master"

Damn straight. This is FFR's story now. <3

[nforcer06164]

Damn straight. This is FFR's story now. <3

True that. We just got a mandate to make the best DDR story ever =)

[hykinix]

This entire thing has to be a joke...

[Tibs]

Whatever happened to tokzic and our next part? :(

[Tibs]

Oh here it is. Incase some of you missed it:

DDR ALL THE WAY

CHAPTER XI

note: nsfw xxx

Rita...

It was a white world. Rita heard the echo of her name being called, but she could not find the source - everywhere, it was just white. She turned in panic, realizing that it was more than one voice calling her now.

Rita...!

She saw them. It was her mother, cradling her 50 lb. tumor. It was her father, bleeding from the forehead from a wound he took from the war. It was her Pad Keep-Up-playing ancestor, Oogabooga. It was her mother's 50 lb. tumor, gurgling her name fondly. They were all calling to her.

"Mom! Dad!" she cried, greatly offending Oogabooga and Tumor for leaving them out. She began running towards them, but slowly, the white world became black, and she realized she was staring into the backs of her eyelids. She slid them open a little, and a blood-stained ceiling came into focus.

Rita made a kawaii Japanese schoolgirl sound and sat up on her bed. "Myeh~" Though her fanboys were greatly aroused by this, she was not. It had been so lonely in her house lately. Her brother had abandoned her because he was far too suave to live with his little sister, and they had been paying the rent using the money they got for selling their mother's corpse to a plumber. Now the only other person that was around to keep her company was Lolita, Yuri's younger sister. Like Rita, Yuri's parents had died young, her mother to drunk driving and her father in a terrible elephant taming accident. With her only living relative dead, Lolita was too young to take care of herself, so Rita was happy to take her in for her dead friend. Not that it mattered, Lolita was out so much that Rita rarely saw her.

Rita stood and walked over to the fridge, it being the most logical place to search for items to satiate hunger. However, there were none. Rita frowned, and glanced over to the DDR SuperNova machine, which is what she had spent the month's payment on. It had seemed like a good idea at the time, but now the impending threat of starvation seemed like a little bit of a downside. She sighed.

Not even DDR could coax her from her depressed - nay, emo - state. In fact, she thought, was there anything for her to live for anymore? What passions did she have? None. There was nothing.

Actually... she mused, glancing at the ceiling, there was always that hot gay guy. Ever since she had last encountered him, he would not leave her thoughts be. It didn't matter that he liked men, she wanted him with all her being. She wanted to moan into his steamy crotch as he let his seed spill into her throat. She wanted his tongue penetrating her lips - all four of them. She wanted his phallus shoved into every orifice on her body.

Her hands were in her pants. When did that happen? She quickly withdrew, and reclaimed her composure. He was gay, it could never happen. Hell, even if he wasn't, he wouldn't want her. Nobody would. She was fat, always covered in sweat from DDR, ugly, fat, and God was she ever ugly. She disgusted herself. She was REALLY hungry. Her eyes trailed back to the stain on the ceiling, and suddenly, sexual frustration, and cannabilistic hunger became one feeling.

She slowly slid her pink PJ top off, and her nipples hardened as they met the cold air. Her remaining apparal met the same fate, and soon she was completely nude on her bed. She drew a knife from under her pillow that she borrowed from the neighbour upstairs. [i]Just a fingertip,[i] she promised herself silently. The blade hung in standby above her pinkie, which quivered in protest. Waves of arousal coursed through her body. She felt herself getting moist, and wished she had a third hand to relieve her tension.

The blade fell, and she orgasmed so hard that any pain was lost.

Her moans were probably waking the neighbours, but she didn't care. She had to taste it now. She teased herself, playing with it on her lips before touching her tongue to it. It was salty, and tasted mostly of blood.

At that moment, the apartment door opened, and Lolita walked in on Rita's private session.

"Rita-san, look at what I got tod- WHAT THE ****ING HELL ARE YOU DOING HOLY **** YOU'RE NAKED AND YOU'RE EATING YOUR ****ING FINGER WHAT THE **** ARE YOU CRAZY ****ING A THAT'S IT I'M CALLING 911 THEN I'M CALLING THE ASYLUM BECAUSE DAMN YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ****ING-"

More words struggled to come out, but they were drowned out by Rita's body. Lolita struggled to escape, but the leg muscles Rita had developed from her ridiculous amount of DDR playing had clamped Lolita's head between them, and Rita enjoyed the feeling of a tongue where she had never felt it before.

"I'm afraid we're out of food, Lolita-san," whispered Rita, "Do you mind if we stop for a bite?"

Rita let out a cackle following her ridiculously bad pun (she's insane and sex-driven, give her a break). She would not go hungry tonight.

[mead1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I approve of that chapter.

[Tibs]

Who's doing the next one then?

[Tps222]

Haha. Awesome.

[Shadow_God_10]

uber koolio

[jewpinthethird]

What a horrible pun!

[sleeplessdragn]

ATTN Sleeplessdrgn

Can you make another mix of your fabulous song but take out the Tass? I feel it ruins it somewhat.

Thanks in advance.

p.s. bump
I haven't been here in quite a bit, and I don't understand this request.

[Tokzic]

Who dares call next chapter?

[kiddo510]

????

[tru0001]

Ok....

[nforcer06164]

No recording for Part 4 yet? What shame. Guess it's up to me.

DDR All The Way Part 4 (http://rapidshare.de/files/25935686/DDR__PART_4.mp3.html)

This version is 99% pure. Only one sound effect and two extra words. Enjoy.

Oh, and Part 5 coming up whenever I feel like it, because I know nobody else will.

[Tibs]

Much love <3

They only get better after this.

[sleeplessdragn]

Uploading my version soon.

[nforcer06164]

Oh, man. Are we talking about something completely original, or Godstyle again?

[sleeplessdragn]

Um, vocoders. I'm having some uploading issues; it's done, but the internet hates me.

[Tibs]

Hey guys, I'm writing Chapter 7 when I get back from work.

Trust me. I have a plan.

[nforcer06164]

You don't need a plan for DDR All The Way. You just start typing, and once you're done typing, you're done.

[mead1]

Tibs ran his chapter ideas past me. I approve. Dibs on chapter 8 for the FINAL CONCLUSION.

[Tibs]

DDR – All The Way: 7th Mix
The one with the clever title.

It had been many months now since that fateful night where Rita’s life turned around. She could remember the screams of her friend Yuri clearly, but it no longer frightened her. She had accepted who she was. She was no longer the super-kuwaii DDR addict, as she had grown unfit from her new life-style. She knew exactly what she was now.

A pot-smoking, cannibalistic freak.

Rita was excited to see her new roommate ad published in the paper. It had been getting difficult finding victims for her endless hunger now that the police force was cracking down on cannibalism, so Rita had to take a more subtle approach. She would let potential roommates visit her home, but they would not leave. Their flesh would feed a starving Rita, who could sometimes go days without eating, and their bones would be buried in the backyard, or used in some sick ritual, or possibly ground up and smoked.

But something was bothering Rita.

Ever since she had met Rick, she never felt the same. There was something about him that she could never forget. She thought, fantasized even, about him every day. She longed to wrap her lips around his hard, throbbing cock. She wanted to feel him inside her. She wanted his tongue where Lolita’s had been before.

Not knowing what to do, Rita logged onto teenhelp.org and made a post.

“hay gais i dunt no wut to do i met this boi b4 nd he woz so hot an i cnt stop finkin bout im but he luvs the cock wut shold i do?????????????????????????”

Rita bitterly masturbated for the next 15 minutes. When she came back, there was a response from ‘I_hAtE_mY_lYfE’. She read it aloud to herself.

“hay lol welcum 2 teh forams lol i fink ur problum iz dat u r in luv wiv da boi srry i cnt help moar lol hop u r ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

It made so much sense to Rita. She could never get him out of her mind. She had never felt the same way about a boy before. It had to be love. Rita decided that she would do whatever it took to be with him. She had to think of a way, and it would take all of her cunning.

“Well, he likes boys... So he would only be interested in me if I were a boy too.”

Suddenly an idea came to Rita. She let out a gasp and set off to her family doctor: Doctor X.


“A sex change!? Are you absolutely sure?”, inquired Doctor X.
“Positive.” replied Rita, nodding her head.
“Well, I’m in no position to argue. I’ll do the operation if you can get me $1,000,000.”

Rita began to wonder why she was still associated with this extortionate doctor, but then she remembered that it was he who had ‘forgot’ to fill out the paperwork when her father had an operation to remove a bullet from his spine, and it was he who had ‘found’ Rita those spare kidneys she needed for her operation all those years ago.

She thought hard about a way to earn a million dollars on the entire journey home, but to no avail. It was not until later that evening when something happened as she was watching homoerotic snuff movies.

“We interrupt this sickening display of mankinds most morbid desires to bring you a convenient plot point.” Said an announcer.

“To celebrate it’s complete dominance of the dance game genre after the successful law-suit against RoXoR for the use of the word ‘Max’ in a song title, Konami are holding the biggest DDR tournament of all time, with a grand prize of 1 million dollars. All potential players should report to their nearest participating arcade for a flyer detaling exactly how to enter. Good luck, and the rich guy above us all wants me to pretend he cares if you’ll be there.”

Rita’s normal program continued, but she was no longer interested. This was her answer. If she could return herself to her old shape, and give up her disgusting habits, she might be able to get the operation and be with the man she loves.

- Will Rita be able to return to her old ways?
- Will Rita win the tournament?
- Will she ever find true hapiness?

Find out all this and more in THE EXCITING FINALE!

[sleeplessdragn]

Here's the latest recording, redone by me.

Click Me (http://sdcc21.ucsd.edu/~jyu/Krap/Rita.mp3)

I got a little lazy on this one, I'm busy raiding in WoW and fixing up songs for submission.

[nforcer06164]

OMG Amazing.

[sleeplessdragn]

Props to you for how you said "marijuana".

[mead1]

I will try to write the finale next saturday.

[Shadow_God_10]

GOGOGOGO

[Omeganitros]

*bump for greatness*

[Tibs]

omg the pressure on mead must be intense

[mead1]

Honestly, I probably won't do it today. I'm thinking more like Thursday. I'm pretty lazy.

[SwtDevilOfHell]

I AM SOO FREAKING BORED

[nforcer06164]

Cool, Soo Freaking Bored. I'm nforcer06164.

[mead1]

I lied. I am probably not going to write this ever.

[nforcer06164]

Failure.

[Tibs]

</3

[mead1]

Fine. I'll write it. It might be today, since I have about eight hours with which to do nothing.

[Tibs]

<3

[nforcer06164]

Okay, so where is it?

[mead1]

DDR ALL THE WAY: 8TH MIX THE FINAL

IN ORANGE FOR EPIC-NESS

Ok, now, before I begin writing, I have glanced at Tib's last chapter, but I remember little of what happened in other chapters. If there are some inconsistencies, that's life.

Rita awoke the next day in a cold sweat. Her head was burning. Her dreams had been dark lately. Very dark. Like black people dark. The scar on her head from the incident with her parents burned like crazy. She wanted to scream. She regained control, and decided to write a letter to her godfather, whom she had seen only a few times in the last three years. Oh wait, he's dead. Damnit. The memory of his death stung like the dream had. It burned with great intensity. She walked down the steps and saw her crazy aunt and uncle, and her terrible cousin Dubbley. Breakfast that morning was Red Herring and cheese fries. Her family was not a very healthy one.

Her life had sucked since coming to visit her only living family for the summer. Atleast, she said it was visiting. She had left her apartment after someone had found some bones. The last thing she wanted was to be found out.

Her thoughts were interrupted by her Uncle Vermillion talking.

"So are you still doing that sissy DDR ****?"

Rita nodded and ate some more of her breakfast. Her Uncle was drunk all the time. But he never drank. It was all very confusing. He got up, and smacked her accross the face.

"BITCH! YOU'LL ANSWER WHEN I TALK TO YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT FOR!"

He tried to drag her into the next room. This was made sizably more difficult by her enormous girth. Eventually he just gave up, and whipped out his whipping cane. She got up, grabbed Dubbely, and yelled.

"I'LL HAVE NONE OF THIS. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, UNCLE, IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER I'LL EAT YOUR BASTARD SON. YEAH, I'LL EAT HIM ALIVE. RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU."

To accentuate her point, she bit off the top bit of his ear. He fell to the ground, clutching at his head.

"Now that you know I mean business. You will give me all the money you have on me, and you will tell not a soul I've been here. If I ever get word of you talking, I will come back here and eat all of you."

She turned, and walked with relative grace out the door, wiping the blood from her mouth.

She got on a bus out of town. She wasn't sure where she would go, but it would be somewhere with a DDR machine.

She arrived later that afternoon in the town of Fredericksburg Virginia. She checked in at Motel 8, and spent the day doing calisthetics. She rested that night, ready for real practice the next day. When she awoke, she went to the Funland she had passed on her way in. Every Funland had a DDR Machine. That was just the way the world was. She saw this place had two ITG2 machines and a SUPERNOVA. Her eyes stuck to the SUPERNOVA. She had never seen it before, and it was SHINY.

She placed a token on the machine. Some guy with long hair dressed in all black was on the machine. He was damn good too. To the side of the machine was a man in a hawaiin shirt. He had glasses and was very tall. He waved his hand at her.

"Step back, Ho! You don' wan mess with Rai while he's playin'. He'll bust you up."

She had only a vague idea of what he just said. She extended her hand.

"I'm Rita, I want to win the DDR tournament."

The man raised an eyebrow.

"Well, best of luck wit dat homes. Rai me and da homies gon win up in dis joint."

She gave up on trying to understand the man, and quietly waited her turn. When Rai got off, he started talking to the other guy, so she jumped on. She put in her coins quickly. She quickly selected Long Train Running on Heavy. It was her favorite song. Sadly, she failed miserably.

She walked out of the arcade in shame. She had just failed a six footer. In front of a few people. This was death. There was little chance of winning this tourney. She could see this now. But there had to be some way. She wasn't going to give up now. She had to get better. She had to.

She picked up the home version of DDR EXTREME 2 on her way home, plugged it into her TV back at the hotel and began to play.



Alright guys, theres chapter 8. Tomorrow I will write 8.5, and it will conclude this story for good.

[Tibs]

More like ok that was chapter 8 we're done for good jk jk heres a new release

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

im outta control

[mead1]

DDR ALL THE WAY: 8.5th MIX! HOW THE HELL CAN THERE BE AN 8.5?

Rita played for hours that night. She soon discovered that DDR was not a skill that was easily forgotten. She managed to overcome her gigantic weight, and regain some semblence of mad skillz. Once she had managed to AAA four songs, she decided it was time for bed. The tournament was tomorrow, and she had to get some rest.

She awoke the next morning prepared for her greatest challenge. She looked at the clock, it said it was 11:45. She had only 15 minutes before the tournament. She caught a ride there, and walked through the door. She signed her name on the list at exactley 11:59. She was ready. It was her time to shine. She would win, and sacrifice her gender for the man she loved.

She sat quietly in a corner. Nobody would talk to her, due to her hideous appearence. When her turn came up, she stepped slowly to the machine. She was playing against a Philippino boy who was slightly taller then her. The name tag said "Sean". The song selected randomly was AA. As the song was about to start, Rita looked over at Sean, motioned at her mouth menacingly. Sean contorted his face.

"Are you offering me oral sex or something?"

Unfortunately for him, in his disgust, he had failed to notice the song beginning. He failed almost instantly. He looked back, and began to protest, but it was too late, he had failed. Rita finished off the song with a fair AA, and stepped off the pad.

She progressed quickly through the rounds, in much the same manner. Once or twice, she actually had to win fair and square, but nothing could stand against her sheer determination. Finally, she made it to the final round.

Unsurprisingly, it was that Rai fellow from the other day. He walked onto the pad, and struck a pose.

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"RAWR I AM A LION!"

Rita couldn't deny that she was slightly frightened by that. She quelled her fears using techniques she learned in a Jim Cunningham video, and faced the machine. She knew this would be difficult, possibly the most difficult challenge of her life. Through all this, she felt ready. She applied some extra deoderant, Rai tied back his hair, and the game began. For this final round, there would be three songs, one chosen by each competitor, and one random. For each chosen song, the player who did not choose would decide what mods they both would play with. Rai made the first song choice. He selected HVAM/Yung. "Fool" Rita thought. This was her best song. She had whored it for hours back in the day. She put it on 1.5x and shuffle. The song began.

After all was said and done, Rita came out on top, by about 3 perfs. She was surprised she had nearly been beaten. She chose Rhythm and Police for her next song. It was her 2nd best, and if she won this the tournament was hers. Rai grinned. He set the mods to 2x, Hidden, Shuffle, Flat, Reverse. This was concerning. Rita couldn't do jack on reverse. The song began.

Rita was flustered. She hadn't expected this. She tried her best, and found reverse wasn't all that big a deal. Rai, however, was throwing down random spinning throughout the song. A few black guys exclamed "Is he hacking or something?" At the end, Rita pulled an A. Rai received a AAA. Rita was infuriated.

This was the final round. No mods. Just flat out skill. Who knew what it would be. Random was selected and the reel spun. It landed on...






CRASH!!!




Rita and Rai yelled "MATHAFACKIN SHEET" at the same time. This song really blew. But atleast it was easy. The song began.

When it was over, the crowd could not believe their eyes. Both contestants had a AA. And they had equal scores. It was unprecedented and unbelievable. They both sort of stared at the screen for a few moments, unsure what to do. Th announcer cried out:

"What an ending ladies and gents. We could do a final round to decide, but that would be far too cliche. Instead, they will split the prize money."

Rita smiled on the outside, but she was boiling with rage on the inside. 500k would not be enough. He had stolen her victory. He would pay. She pulled Rai over, as he was about to leave.

"How about you come back here with the prize money in about an hour, and we finish this for real?"

Rai nodded his head, and left with his friends. Rita plotted. She would have that money, one way or another. She spent the next hour gathering the materials for her scheme.

An hour later, Rai came through the door to Funland. He was alone. Most of the people who had been here for the tourney had left by now, and there were maybe twelve people in the whole place. She motioned him over. He approached the machine and listened to what she had to say.

"After today's events, I feel we need a suitably epic conclusion. I propose a FULL CONTACT FREESTYLE TO THE DEATH!"

Rai raised an eyebrow, then shrugged his shoulders. She motioned to the DDR machine. She had set a cage around it. He would not escape. They both got on the machine through the door in the back. Their money was put in a giant pile outside. One of the people locked the door, and agreed to let the winner out only once the other was dead. They put in their tokens, and selected to Let's Groove on beginner. The focus here, was not on the dancing. So the song began.

Rita pulled from her pocket a large fork she had bought from the nearby super-walmart, and began to swing at Rai. Rai jumped over the fork and landed a kick squarely in her jaw. As this happened, both of them hit the down arrow and got a "PERFECT!" Rai struck out this time with a Chuck Norris like Roundhouse kick. Rita took it, and felt none of it due to her enormous girth. Rai shouted a few profanities as Rita used this oppurtunity to fork him. She forked him hard.

Rai fell to the ground, clutching his stomach, which now had several tine-shaped holes in it. He was about to get back up, when Rita took a bite out of his head. This was the last anyone ever heard of Rai.

As she chewed, Rita remembered how far she had come. She regretted nothing. She left the cage carrying the skull of poor Rai as a trophy. She put the money in a handy dandy duffel bag, and set out to the doctor's office. This was the beginning of her happy ending.

FIN

PS, someone may write more if they choose, but that is the ending of DDR ALL THE WAY. You will have to choose a name for the next story yourself.

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

I claim the first chapter of the next bit ps lmao I'm dead

[Tibs]

lmao ur dead

[nforcer06164]

This was not the amazing finale I was expecting, but still very good for what it is.

[solopro]

Awesome.

[mead1]

This was not the amazing finale I was expecting, but still very good for what it is.

I will drink your blood and feast upon your unborn fetuses.

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

DDR to tha limit!: Chapter 1

Rita was somewhere around Burger King, on the edge of the Freeway... when the drugs began to take hold.

"I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive," she uttered. Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around her, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats... all swooping and screeching and diving around her! And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus, what are these goddamned animals!?"
"No point in mentioning these bats," she thought. "The poor bastard'll see them soon enough." The screeching was growing louder.
"****ing pigs! Flying!" She began tuning her radio "Wait'll you see those goddamned bats, man" Terrible things were happening all around her.
"Buy us some golf shoes... otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive," she mumbled. "Impossible to walk in this muck. No footing at all." She was right in the middle of a ****ing reptile zoo... and sombody was giving booze to those goddamn things. It wouldn't be long now before they tore her to shreds.
"Please!" she gasped, "Tell'em to get out their ****ing golf shoes! Jesus God Almighty, look at that bunch over there, man. They've spotted us!"

Unbeknownst to Rita, prior to the epic showdown, Rai had consumed 50 mg of 5-MeO-DMT, 7 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, 900 morning glory seeds, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, 10 grams of dried stropharia cubensis, a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer... A pint of raw ether...
Not that he had felt he needed all that for the challenge, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection... the tendancy is to push it as far as you can.

She falls to her knees, and she is transported into another ****ing dimension. I don't mean like she feels like she's in another dimension, I mean like she's IN another dimension. She's in another dimension where there's--no FURNITURE, bro!--there's ****ing complex geometric patterns moving in synchronis order through the air all around her in 3-dimensional space... and it's like they're arteries, except there's not blood pumping through them--there's ****ing lights. Pulsating lights with no boundaries. And there's an alien communicating with her. There's a dude who looks sorta like a Thai Buddha, except he's made entirely out of energy, and there's no outline to him--he's just one thing, and he's concentrating on her and he's telling her not to give in to astonishment.
And she's like "you gotta be ****in' ****tin' me!"
There's a beat that's like vrOOON-BOOop vrOOON-BOOop vrOOON-BOOop vrOOON-BOOop, and there's all these complex patterns moving around and this guy is looking at her in the eye and she is ****ing freaking out! She was seeing 321 stars!

She eventually found herself, stone-cold sober, leaning on her face against the front door of Doctor X's workplace. Too bad he didn't work weekends. ****ing faggot. Well anyway, it must have been her immense woman's intuition which got her there, she thought. And I do mean immense, particularly so, in fact. Rita was unwilling to admit that this couldn't have been the case, considering that her intuition was composed primarily of cellulite. In any case, what was she to do now?

[sleeplessdragn]

Wins, TO THE MAX.

[nforcer06164]

This story has gone to ****. I'm sorry. That was just terrible.

[Tibs]

gb2 fanfiction.com

[mead1]

nforcer, have you read/seen fear and loathing in Las Vegas?

[nforcer06164]

Huh.

[MooMoo_Cowfreak]

*This has been deleted because it really sucked.*

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

lmao nforcer didn't get it

ps the post above this one does not exist

[mead1]

Failure.

[Tibs]

I missed it :{

[mead1]

You didn't miss much.

[sleeplessdragn]

Not to mention like one of the most famous audio clips of DMT on the internet.

[gardyloo]

Rita walked outside and hailed a cab, and got in. She told the man to take her to somewhere nice, and dozed off as the cab got further and further out into nowhere.
Rita awoke with a start to the sound of amen blasts in her ears, making her instantly awake and startled by a massive headache. To her suprise, the cab driver was gone. All that was left was a pool of blood and his underoo's, particularly filthy from his last moments of life. Rita looked to her left to find Mr. Aaron Funk eating the cab driver. He seemed to be talking, but instead of words all that came out were the boom-chops of a heavily distrorted breakbeat. She tried to scream but all that came out were beautiful soundscapes and rainbows shot from her eyes, bringing thousands of children to the scene who all attacked Mr. Funk as Rita flew off on a unicorn from Jursey. Eventually the breakbeats turned into ambient drum programming of Richardo James and he disappeared forever into Cuba.
Rita was now faced with a problem, the unicorn had not eaten any moonbeams in 3 days and was very tired. She started spiraling southward at a startleing rate and he breating became very staggered as her stance on the unicorn slipped and she fell into a massive pit.
In this pit Rita found two things. A mirror, and the lion Bobby West. How will she ever make it out alive?!?!!

edit: continuity

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

rofl

[mead1]

As genius as that is, I declare it not exist.

[nforcer06164]

How about everything after 8.5 gets deleted and the topic locked? It was brilliant at first, but... well, the story just sucks now.

[Tibs]

nforcer means business

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

Just because you didn't understand my chapter you want it deleted lmao

[nforcer06164]

I'm concerned about the quality of the story. mead's story wasn't spectacular, but it was very acceptable as it was. Now, it has just gone to ****.