ITT we ask easy riddles/questions that people screw up

[Zageron]

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a/s/l?

[YoshL]

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From a website (innuendos):

1. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
4. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
5. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

1 : don't know, but it's not that.
2 : ring
3 : gum
4 : elevator?
5 : dentist

[supermousie]

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a/s/l?

16/f/chicago
wbu bby?

edit2: edit: I reckon the first one has something to do with a tent or temporary structure of sorts. You erect a tent right?
inb4 uncontrollable giggling CLOSE ENOUGH

[iironiic]

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? lmfao

[hi19hi19]

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firetruck \o/

[Shikari]

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FIRETRUCK

[hi19hi19]

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From a website (innuendos):
1. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
4. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
5. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

crane
ring
gum
elevator
dentist?

[iironiic]

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firetruck \o/

*\o/*

[justaguy]

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whos the only ginger admin

[rushyrulz]

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A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; Three people boarded at the start. At Hakugyokurou, one left and half a person boarded. At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total?

The answer is, the answer is, zero people, zero people, that's because, that's because, there are no buses in Gensokyo!

bonus points if you actually understood that reference^

foreals:

[ninjaKIWI]

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Lmao is that Cirno's math class

[igotrhythm]

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Oh, this thread is golden.

If a plane crashes directly on the border between two countries, by international law, where are the survivors buried?

How many animals of each kind did Moses take onto the ark?

How many grooves does the average LP record have?

An electric train is heading south at 80 mph while a wind blows from the east at 20 mph. Which direction does the smoke head?

You have fourteen lumps of sugar and three cups of tea. (Indeed!) Using all the lumps, sweeten each cup of tea using an odd number of lumps.

[YoshL]

Re: ITT we ask easy riddles/questions that people screw up

Oh, this thread is golden.

If a plane crashes directly on the border between two countries, by international law, where are the survivors buried?

How many animals of each kind did Moses take onto the ark?

How many grooves does the average LP record have?

An electric train is heading south at 80 mph while a wind blows from the east at 20 mph. Which direction does the smoke head?

You have fourteen lumps of sugar and three cups of tea. (Indeed!) Using all the lumps, sweeten each cup of tea using an odd number of lumps.

1: don't bury survivors
2: Noah, not Moses
3: 1. it's a spiral2 for both sides :X
4: electric train.
5: hrmmm

[benguino]

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You have fourteen lumps of sugar and three cups of tea. (Indeed!) Using all the lumps, sweeten each cup of tea using an odd number of lumps.

I have a feeling this has something to do with combining/splitting the lumps of sugar to change the amount of "lumps" you have to desired amount.

[ghost-]

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but then that would leave the possibility of multiple answers, and i'm sure there's only one correct answer, tater