ITT we ask easy riddles/questions that people screw up

[who_cares973]

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i make a 360 degree turn which way am i facing?

[supermousie]

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i make a 360 degree turn which way am i facing?

Away from the Xbox. O wait.

[The_Toymaker]

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$0.05

You have 2 coins totaling 30 cents in value. One is not a nickel. What are the two coins?

A nickel and a quarter.

[LongGone]

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From a forwarded email:
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

2. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

3. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

4. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

[Shikari]

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From a forwarded email:
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The
second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

2. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?

3. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what
place would you be in now?

4. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
field?

1. Johnny
2. Mt. Everest
3. 2nd
4. 9......... There must be a catch.

The Johnny one is lol.

[YoshL]

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1. Johnny
2. Mt. Everest
3. 2nd
4. 9......... There must be a catch.

The Johnny one is lol.

#4 is one haystack if they're all combined lul

[supermousie]

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#4 is one haystack if they're all combined lul

Weird. That's like saying a brick combined with other bricks makes one bigass brick instead of a wall. It's still nine haystacks imo.
/stubborn

[Choofers]

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Weird. That's like saying a brick combined with other bricks makes one bigass brick instead of a wall. It's still nine haystacks imo.
/stubborn

bricks are the same as hay

[YoshL]

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Weird. That's like saying a brick combined with other bricks makes one bigass brick instead of a wall. It's still nine haystacks imo.
/stubborn

inb4 thread turns into discussion on what makes a haystack

[supermousie]

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bricks are the same as hay

you know it bredda.

[Shikari]

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If the day before the day after tomorrow will be Saturday, and the day after the day before yesterday was Thursday, what is today?

The only one I could find so far.


EDIT:

You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus drivers eyes?

This one is gold.

[supermousie]

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If the day before the day after tomorrow will be Saturday, and the day after the day before yesterday was Thursday, what is today?

The only one I could find so far.

Jesus christ Raph.

Friday?

edit:

You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus drivers eyes?

Keyword people will miss is You're a bus driver. Answer is whatever the reader's eye colour is.

[Shikari]

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Jesus christ Raph.

Friday?

ya

kinda tricky, yea

[iironiic]

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Haha the title of this thread makes me think about each question more than once before answering xD

I'll post a few questions when any of them come to mind.

[LongGone]

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From a website (innuendos):

1. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
4. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
5. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?