FFR Fanfiction--RL

[DoctorSerpentine]

Re: FFR Fanfiction--RL

Google: difficult subjects

hahahahahahahahaha i love you

[Grandiagod]

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I'm just barely a teenager, I've published three books (or at least sent them to Ballantine Books in request of publication),

Yeah there's a difference between getting published and getting rejected. The main difference is that one makes you a published writer and the other makes you a hack that the publishing company thinks can't write well enough to sell books.

I'm relatively skillful with Quantum Chromodynamics and General Relativity (try learning both, you'll see the difficulty!). Oooh, what now?
*Tries to snap, but gets nuke'd by Tass*

I'm glad to see you're "skilled" in things that require absolutely no skill beyond memorization and reading comprehension.

[Ratchetlombax]

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Google: difficult subjects

ROFL Srsly, QCD does not cope with General Relativity. They're like two different universes.

To Grandiagod: I was approved for the first two, I'm just waiting for the third (that's why I said I sent it in for publication). I HAVE NOT YET BEEN REJECTED ONCE.
BTW...I still hate you.

[DoctorSerpentine]

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I still hate you.

Also, take a hint. Nobody's going to believe you unless you give us proof.
Why are you being so secretive?
No reason to be that way; if they are getting published, you should have nothing to hide.

Lastly, your "supersmarts" on the internet don't hold any water if you don't give us proof (refer to above statement).

[Ratchetlombax]

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Do you think I care?!

The reason I'm holding back my stuff is because of the fact that my real name is in it. I'll send it, but it'll say "by Ratchetlombax," not "by _______________" with the blank being replaced by my real name.
If you want proof, dorama will give you some.
Don't believe I'm good at what I claim? Neither did Stevenrichee, and I pwned him badly when I proved it.
ASK ME A SCIENTIFIC QUESTION, I DARE YOU.

[Grandiagod]

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Do you think I care?!

The reason I'm holding back my stuff is because of the fact that my real name is in it. I'll send it, but it'll say "by Ratchetlombax," not "by _______________" with the blank being replaced by my real name.

I'd like to buy your book, please tell me where i can get a copy. A real author would promote his book if it were published, not worry about giving away his name.

If you want proof, dorama will give you some.
Don't believe I'm good at what I claim? Neither did Stevenrichee, and I pwned him badly when I proved it.
ASK ME A SCIENTIFIC QUESTION, I DARE YOU.

www.google.com i c wut u did thar

[Svaz]

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Do you think I care?!

The reason I'm holding back my stuff is because of the fact that my real name is in it. I'll send it, but it'll say "by Ratchetlombax," not "by _______________" with the blank being replaced by my real name.

lrn 2 pseudonym

[FictionJunction]

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I've published several books.

I don't want people to know my name.

I read a book by Anonymous once.

He's a good author.

[Tibs]

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compulsive liars are funny

[MalReynolds]

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Yeah there's a difference between getting published and getting rejected. The main difference is that one makes you a published writer and the other makes you a hack that the publishing company thinks can't write well enough to sell books.

Woah woah woah woah woah.

There are some authors out there who aren't hacks that don't have published books yet.

...

Also, uh... I'm like a hair's breadth away from locking this.

[Grandiagod]

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Woah woah woah woah woah.

There are some authors out there who aren't hacks that don't have published books yet.

Lies. <3

...

Also, uh... I'm like a hair's breadth away from locking this.

move to tgb imo

[MalReynolds]

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The point would be to stop the incessant flaming/trolling, not promote it.

[Grandiagod]

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But mal, I'm a person who believes in the Darwinian forum theory. If he's going to say he's a 13 year old genius who publishes books and knows quantum physics then by all means we have a right to flame him until he leaves by process of natural selection.

Granted the lit forum isn't the place for this, but TGB can be used for that purpose.

What is gained by letting him make terrible mistakes without reaping the consequences? This is for his own good, and everyone's entertainment.

[MalReynolds]

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Uh, your Darwinian theory is flawed. That would be like me finding a bird and setting it on fire, and then saying, "NATURAL SELECTION, MOTHER****ER!"

[Grandiagod]

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if it was a crippled bird and you were a predator yeah.