*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
^ Needs some happy pills, or a hug from a lovable green monster named Mary Jane.
< Is seriously affronted at being written off as a 'dunno'.
v Will have some HAM on their TOAST.
Comment