TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

[Hakulyte]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

DFR, you're reading it wrong, the 2nd post was to emphasize that he doesn't know what he's talking about. It's fine.

Don't be fooled by the logic.

[danceflashrevo]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

precarious that was too quality of a shit post to be here wtf

[Charu]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

Or you could, y'know, ask him "you wanna fuck?"

[ShadoWolfe]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

Lol what'd really happen is I'd make it my life's mission to go to Quebec and find you. Then, after years of fruitlessly searching, I hear a familiar click-clacking-keyboard-mashing of FFR ringing out in the dead of night. I run to the house it's coming from and barge in, gasping for air and panting, "Hakulyte!". The moment our eyes meet, a connection between us is sparked and we fall madly in love.


NTR edition: I later find out that you had gotten married in the years I spent searching for you, and that your SO was in the room next door getting mindbroken by our mindblowing first encounter.

[Charu]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

I like you already

[Precarious]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

Seriously though, I'd appreciate if anyone could state whether there's anything pressing in the last 8 pages, or if I can basically just start posting and read those pages at my leisure.

[Precarious]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

This thread moves fast.

Welcome to TWG btw.

Thank you.

***

Anyway, to the main point. Charu is clearly a wolf, as I shall indisputably demonstrate. First, he is known for the catchphrase "Dohoho!" This may seem superficially innocent, but belies a more sinister heritage. As this phrase is often associated with the Muppet characters Waldorf and Statler, it should be noted that

1. There are two of them
2. They are hostile to all the other characters (i.e. survivors)

Sounds an awful lot like wolves. Dohoho? How lupine of you, Charu.

Second, Charu is also known for Snivy. A grass snake is basically a snake in the grass. And a snake in the grass, besides being treacherous, is basically a wolf. I'm sure they share like 99% of the same DNA.

More to the point, 11 pages and about 6000 Charu posts in, he still hasn't explicitly claimed to be a survivor. This is an important litmus test, because it can potentially be evaluated via lie detector. Clearly Charu fears the truth, and is therefore a liecanthrope.

Please note that the third part of this might not be true because I've only read through page 11 so far and I'm tired of not posting. But who cares, really?

[Charu]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

If you going casually through it and not doing (or very little) side questing AND not giving yourself restrictions... probably 80 hours.

If you're trying to do everything. More than 120 hours easily

[Hakulyte]

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I will make it my life's goal to travel to Quebec and find you among the countless francophones. Then, we'll fall in love and livr happilu ever after.

[Hakulyte]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

I'm near end game. Taking a little breather because the next step is a whole lot of side questing and level grinding

Are you liking the gameplay overall?

How long do you think this game takes to do overall?

[ShadoWolfe]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

...I think anyways?

He did, thankfully! He kept the punishment for most inactive (one phantom), but took away the reward for most posts.

What if I don't stop anyway?

I will make it my life's goal to travel to Quebec and find you among the countless francophones. Then, we'll fall in love and livr happilu ever after.

[Charu]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

...Or I could just go to the final area in the game and beat it without being OP. Fighting the final boss when OP is never fun (to me anyways)

[Hakulyte]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

Whelp, back to Tokzic

On second thought, Precarious why're you lurking?

Bumping that up because bottom paged.

[Charu]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

I'm near end game. Taking a little breather because the next step is a whole lot of side questing and level grinding

[Hakulyte]

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais

Got bored half-way or you just didn't finish it yet?