being back at school sucks. obligatory here, human post. i'm gonna be up doing an essay for the next hour or so, i'll be on aim, talk to me if it's urgent.
being back at school sucks. obligatory here, human post. i'm gonna be up doing an essay for the next hour or so, i'll be on aim, talk to me if it's urgent.
Excited to have such authority, Dwight yelled, "Alright everyone, it is my job as Assistant Regional Manager -"
"To the regional manager," Jim interrupted
"Same thing,"
"No, that'd make you sound important."
"Health care," Dwight blurted as an attempt to change the subject, "it is my job as Assistant"
"TO THE"
Dwight frowned, "Regional Manager, I have to get the health insurance plan selected. So I want all of you to write down problems you have, or anything you want to make sure is covered..."
After some time went by, only Pam was still writing.
"Come on Pam, you can't possibly have that many infections"
Pam sighed, "You don't know that"
Dwight became impatient after standing there while she moved the pen hurriedly, and giggling at the same time. "Come on now, no plan is going to have all of those things covered." As he took Pam's paper, his hopes of her actually being serious vanshied, "Government created nano-robot infection?"
Pam smirked, "It's an epidemic."
"Well it's one we'll have to ignore."
"You're going to blow off an actual problem just so you can choose a cheaper plan?"
"Well if you really want that insured we'll switch to a non-existant plan and ignore everyone else's needs," said Dwight, proud of coming up with such a "genius" response.
"Okay! I knew I could count on you!" Pam said, as she was walking to the door.
"That's not my point, we're going to have a health plan, and it will NOT cover any made up diseases, or in that case infections."
"Fine! I'll switch to a business that does!" shouted Pam as she stomped not only out of the office room door, but out of the door that goes outside.
"PAM!" Michael hollered out of his window, "are those radio pants because they sure make me hear 'Bow chicka wow wow"'
Pam, previously a member of the "Finer Things Club" (mason), quickly opened the handle to her car and drove off only to never be seen again.
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