pntballa18 has once again taken the place of vashthestampede, but this time PERMANENTLY =P
"Hey there, Mr. Poop! Can I tell you something?" said the red haired demon spawn of Meredith's
"I will not answer until you call me Mr. Schrute."
"Mr. Poop, why don't you answer my question?"
"My name.. is MR. SCHRUTE!" he had yelled.
"Whatever Mr. Poop, anyways can I tell you something?"
"If I let you, will you promise to leave me alone?"
"5 minutes, tops" snickered the kid.
"Alright fine... what is it?" waiting impatiently for him to go away
"You're ugly!" He said, followed by a bursting out of laughter
"Oh yeah?" Said the defensive Dwight, looking around to make sure his mother wasn't around. "Well at least I'm not some horrible little latchkey kid who got suspended from school!"
"MEREDITH!" shouted the suspended demon
"What is it now?" she groaned.
"Dwight just said I'm a horrible person who should go kill himself!"
Meredith laughed... "Dwight.. what'd you really say?"
Ryan seized the opportunity. "He said that he was a horrible latchkey kid and said that he hoped he was a hemopheliac so that when he got a paper cut from our products that he'd bleed to death"
"DWIGHT!" shouted Meredith in shock. This was followed by a slap, and a banging from the door.
idc about the phantoms, what I care about is being voted for because I inherited them and was not given the chance to prove activity before being voted out for my "inactivity".
jugglinguy94
is when i post the whole lynch story thing considered when day ends
or the time i said it would end? darkmanticorex2
when you said it ends
Originally posted by Jem
Jem is my name. No one else is the same!
You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.
Outside, drugs were found. Dwight, as a volunteer police enforcement officer decided to take it upon himself to interview everyone to see who they belonged to.
"So... Oscar, how are those drugs treating you?" Dwight asked
"What? I don't do any drugs?" Oscar answered.
"That's what a person who does drugs would say..."
A blank look.
"At one point in your life... have you ever... pooped... a balloon?" he asked, as if it wasn't an odd question at all.
Oscar got out of his chair, "I'm done with this."
"He sure left in a hurry..." Dwight though, proud of himself he got a lead on Oscar
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