jTWG XLV: The Office

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  • pntballa18
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2005
    • 3357

    #376
    Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

    sully

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    • DrKirth
      FFR Player
      • Dec 2006
      • 484

      #377
      Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

      sully


      Be efficient.

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      • pntballa18
        FFR Player
        • Mar 2005
        • 3357

        #378
        Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

        wow what a coincidence we all safetied on the same person at the same time

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        • heavylee
          FFR Player
          • Mar 2007
          • 961

          #379
          Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

          Random? I was just getting rid of the most inactive player...

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          • jugglinguy
            Use me as a porta-potty
            • Dec 2006
            • 4319

            #380
            Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

            Votes
            Sully: 4.001

            "Why is that a big deal?" Kelly asked, hostilely

            "You don't?!" said Ryan, who didn't get how she couldn't understand.

            "No!"

            "You.. lied about being pregnant!"

            Kelly didn't seem phased at all, "Right! So?"

            "And you don't get how that'd make me kinda angry?"

            "No."

            "Uhh!" Ryan was in shock at how she could be so selfish, " We're never getting back together.

            She pouted, then whined. "Why nottttt?"

            That only made Ryan more angry, and he left that room, and then Kelly left. Hey Dwight.. can I ask you something!

            "What is it.. Miss Kapoor?"

            "Okay!" she said gladly, as she jumped onto his desk. "So like, me and Ryan just basically broke up in there!"

            "Riveting..." he said unenthusiastically

            "What should I do? I mean... I already faked that I had a baby to him to try and get back, and then that didn't work, so I don't know what else to try? I mean, like, what would get him to get back with me even more than when i said I had a baby? I needa get him back! Who else would I have? I mean, I've already gone through all the hawt guys here! There's Daryl who lost in a ping pong game to Jim, and wouldn't let me smack talk!

            "You trash talk."

            "I do not!" she shouted, sounded offending by that. "Those two things are totally different. Like for example, trash talk is hypothetical like 'Your Momma's so fat she could eat the internet' but smack talk is all like happening right now, like when I said to Angela yesterday 'you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there.'

            Dwight got annoyed, not only has she been talking way too much, but no one talks to his Angela like that.

            "K so anyways! I don't even want to see Daryl ever never again, but i've already gone through all the the other guys here. Do you know if there's going to be anyone hired? If so, make sure to let me know so I can get all the hot guys to work here."

            "No.. we are not." Dwight was getting more and more annoyed

            "What should I do then?"

            "You should move somewhere that has more guys working there." He suggested, hoping that he'd never have to hear her ramble ever again.

            "Where should I go work then?"

            "Work at the warehouse at Dunder Mifflin Stamford. There are a ton of guys there."

            "Hey! Good idea Dwight! Maybe you should come along with me, as you never know, you could find someone you liked there too!" Said Kelly. She joyfully walked out, to find another guy.

            Night 6 Ends Tuesday at 7:00 EST
            Players
            4. DrKirth (DrKirth)
            7. Mattc16 (mattc16mcfc)
            9. Temote (Sumote)
            10. Sullyman2007 (sully5313)
            12. Heavylee (heavyleah)
            13. megamon88 (megamon88)
            14. pntballa18 (merlonifan28)
            15. Myst1278 (Myst1279)


            psttt I <3 this quote
            Originally posted by the office
            Jan Levinson-Gould: Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly, but many women ask to go over it. So, fumble means...
            Phyllis: Mistake.
            Meredith: Slip.
            Jan Levinson-Gould: Right. Par for the course is a golf term. It means right on track. Uh, below par means worse. Wait, that should mean better. That doesn't make sense.
            Kelly Kapoor: What about second base? Like, if Michael said he got to second base with you? Does that mean you, like, closed a deal?
            Jan Levinson-Gould: Excuse me?
            Kelly Kapoor: I mean, that's a baseball term, right?
            Jan Levinson-Gould: I don't know what... Michael was... talking about, I don't know.
            Kelly Kapoor: [turns to the camera and winks]
            Originally posted by Jem
            Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

            You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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            • pntballa18
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2005
              • 3357

              #381
              Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

              lets hope it doesn't happen next day phase

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              • jugglinguy
                Use me as a porta-potty
                • Dec 2006
                • 4319

                #382
                Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

                "Today, is the day we all know and love! And so here, is a black guy so we can show how diverse we are!" Michael shouted, gaining everyone's attention that was in the meeting room

                "Okay, so I'm here to talk about Diversity, so I want you all to tell something that you've been stereotyped about." said the public speaker

                Creed raised his hand. It was a rare site. "So do we get to sit in a circle all indian style?"

                Michael saw his chance to act for diversity. "No! No! That's not funny! That is very offensive! Just.. just get out! You sicken me!"

                After the meeting Creed asked Michael "So'd you pick out a new chair yet? If not, you really should look into it so i can get two chairs."

                "No Creed! NO! I thought you were fired earlier anyways?"

                "I have no recollection of that."

                "Yeah, but you're like what? 60? Anyways, you're fired out."

                Creed aka Myst1278 was wolved.

                Day 6 Ends in probably around a minute
                Players
                4. DrKirth (DrKirth)
                7. Mattc16 (mattc16mcfc)
                9. Temote (Sumote)
                12. Heavylee (heavyleah)
                13. megamon88 (megamon88)
                14. pntballa18 (merlonifan28)
                Originally posted by Jem
                Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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                • pntballa18
                  FFR Player
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 3357

                  #383
                  Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

                  mattc

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                  • heavylee
                    FFR Player
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 961

                    #384
                    Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

                    mattc

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                    • DrKirth
                      FFR Player
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 484

                      #385
                      Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

                      mattc oh yah wolves win btw


                      Be efficient.

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                      • heavylee
                        FFR Player
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 961

                        #386
                        Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

                        in case you didn't catch on yet...

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                        • Xception704
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 3984

                          #387
                          Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

                          LAWL.

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                          • heavylee
                            FFR Player
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 961

                            #388
                            Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

                            in case you didn't catch on yet...

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                            • aTzUeLo1191
                              FFR Player
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 594

                              #389
                              Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

                              Belated death post!

                              I had a fun time for my 1st TWG, I just wish I could have made it to the end...

                              And BTW wolves win if you vote a human off.


                              Originally posted by omgitznpv
                              brb suicide
                              JOIN TWG NAO!!!

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                              • Xception704
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 3984

                                #390
                                Re: jTWG XLV: The Office

                                hah wolves win humans fail

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