I was looking at Tiffany's (nice) ass as she got off the bus. I'd hit it...

Oh, snap! Stop it!

Due to a seven month ban from the forums, I'll now hire someone to complete the once-popular Love, Girls, and DDR.

I'll pay 250 credits/chapter plus 25 credits/good review. I'll also evaluate the chapter, and give you 30-300 extra credits.

And the story must go along.

I been banned from the forums for a year! I didn't do anything! Why!!!!

Since birth in ninety-four,
My life had love, there was no sore.
But now, twelve years later, I have been hated,
No sign of love, no one has debated.
September and Dell, truly alike,
Never loved me, they just like Mike.
They insult my face, I'm no hottie,
I'd rather die via viscous viscotti.
I now foresee, what birthday thirteen holds,
No one to come, just lots and lots of molds.
Well, where is the kiss? Can't anyone see?
No girlfriend at all, no joy-filled glee.
So, I shall bid adieu, to a sucky life,
That never involved the cut of a knife.

There.

Stop using my pics!