Phase 1a:

Promotions!

Dear Sire or Maiden,

I would love to tell you something that you would find pertinent, but unfortunately, I ain't got no skillz. You'll have to wait for me to dispose of my language, persona, essence, and procedural neural responses hard-programmed in my being.

Some of us believe in spirits, others in spirals. Regardless of your government-religion, I would like you to know that such superhumans do exist; those with the ability to establish an empire, man (or woman LOL) an unfathomable regatta will pierce hearts until the end of mankind. They go by surnames, like Jesus, Moses, Ghandi, etc. All in all, what do you value more, the mind or the heart?

To be more specific, I have to have a non-sequitor and halve a tequila. I have made many an errors in your time, and it's about time I correct yourself. You see, you have been quite quiet, like a Prestigious Penelope the Prude Prune. Moving my mind along your hand-carved chessboard, like it's meaningful or something. You've built a sandcastle atop a sieve, but no matter, just ignore everything I say as we don't matter.

I know you look up to me for being bilingual (amongst other bi-archetypes) and making you laugh; it is the nature of this paradigm. Fortunately, you also look down upon me for genuinely trying to make you laugh while swiftly pressing my delete key. This is not a joke. Unless a scientific revolution occurs, but wait, Kuhn doesn't assume meta-stability, so let's forget about this assumption.

Take care! It's time for me to study conversational physics and equilateral mathematics at a contracting facility.

Secretary of Affairs (only the personal ones),

Don T. Giffacrap

Disorder.

1. I've deleted all my files in the simfile DB. A lot of them are old, terribad, and barely received acclaim anyways.

2. My comp totally died a week ago, meaning I've lost everything...all my sims, mp3s, etc. I've been frantically asking people that have sent me mp3s or that I've sent files to to retrieve whatever they can for me.

sucks.

Lonely forever.