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I rode Yoshi one time. It was a night neither of use is likely to forget for a long stead."A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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I have written many stories, some of which are entertaining and involve puberty horns and falling boulders, some of which which are disturbing and involve evil monsters trained by prostitutes to eat clients and be aroused doing it. (The eating, of course. Speaking figuratively would only exclude asexuals and married folk.)Comment
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I had a wild sex orgy withtheevilhoboI make music, listen to my tracks here - - or here - - My music cures AIDSComment
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I like denying the truthI make music, listen to my tracks here - - or here - - My music cures AIDSComment
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I have a incredibly small penisI make music, listen to my tracks here - - or here - - My music cures AIDSComment




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