Trololo, I'm gonna chronicle my stats on all 6 divisions and do placements based upon divisions. Likely would win D1-3 and maybe 4 with my stuff, but still gonna do it anyway.

Round 1 - Euromorroc (Clean Edit)/AAA/Advanced!
I spoke the truth; this really wasn't all that hard of a AAA once I buckled the fuck down and put the pedal to the metal. I dunno about this one, I'm not a huge fan of the chart but it's short enough that I can't really sit here and complain about anything. And it's no worse than most other jumpstream files...

Time to laze back and stay warm, round 2 here we come. Just my 3rd round 2 appearance ever... can the dragon break his slump? Find out next week.

Other Files (R1)
Lunar Landing/AAA/Would Advance!
Death March/AAA/Would Advance!
Infinity/AAA/Would Advance!
Addict/BF/Would Advance!
Spoils/7-0-0-1/Would be OUT! (Cut 3-1-0-1)

Round 2 - A FLOWER GARDEN/AAA/Advanced!

Wow. This is a fun chart, but there are so many spots that just scream ***tastic mistakes all over. Seems that if I don't mess up on one spot, it's another. *shrug* Ah well, I feel pretty comfortable with a BF for now, so I'll stay back and watch the dashboard for any signs of danger.

EDIT: Monday, 8:54PM server time
GOT IT! Patience pays off and I finally nail the dumbass 32nd pattern at 730ish combo and keep my composure to the end. Moving on to Round 3, my new personal official tourney best.

Other Files (R2)
Nocturne/AAA/Would Advance!
Insomnia/AAA/Would Advance!
CS Custom/AAA/Would Advance!
Yellow Leaves/AAA/Would Advance!
Since 1983/AAA/Already OUT!

EDIT: Thursday, 7:35PM server time
AAA'd Round 2! Sweet.

Round 3 - Press Start/6-0-0-0/Advanced!
Monday, 8:39am server time: My computer's on the fritz and so I'm using a more public machine. This is about as close as I'm getting today without drawing suspicion so I'll leave it on at least a clean score. :3

File's pretty damn addicting; reminds me of an easier, more flowy Husigi Usagi Milk Tei. So good job YOSHl.

Other Files (R3)
Firebird/AAA/Would Advance!
Calling Mars/AAA/Would Advance!
Baby Still Too Fat/AAA/Would Advance!
The Replicator/6-0-0-1/Would Advance!
Shotgun Surgery/DNP/Already OUT!

Round 4 - Aletheia/2-0-0-4/Advanced!

Ugh. So many trollspots that aren't even the 48ths. Such an lol score with so many unnecessary boos. Good news is that I have my computer back and I can actually whore this song this week, so I've got time in case the cut line drops some.

Other Files (R4)
PCHS/AAA/Would Advance!
HWHC/AAA/Would Advance!
Iced Innocence/AAA/Would Advance!
Flamingo/3-0-0-0/Would Advance!
Sleepmix/12-2-0-1/Already OUT!

Round 5 - Love & Justice/4-0-0-0/Advanced!

Ugh again. I was in by less than a good last round, and now I've hit a song that trolls me with mindblocks all around. Bmah, why do you do this to me? Oh well; I'm out by only a good and have 4 days left to get something. This should at least clinch one of the even tokens, and I'm already guaranteed a gift bag, so no matter what happens from here, I'm playing with house money. I'm more than capable of getting vROFL from a billion thanks to VS Boss Battle, and Freedom Dive seems to be popular with potential events, so worst comes to worst I take TWWW and my gift bag, and run.

Saturday, 1:11PM Server Time:
I DID IT. HOLY SHIT I DID IT. The Saturday miracle is done! I can't believe it, I'm gonna go cry tears of joy and shit like that.

Other Files (R5)
Find A Pet/AAA/Would Advance!
16bitfruit/AAA/Would Advance!
ecstatic/1-0-0-0/Would Advance!
Nous/1-0-0-0/Would Advance!
Phi-dentity/60-2-2-10/Already OUT!

Round 6 - Rock Rock Rock/24-1-3-6/OUT, 8th Place.
Wow. Just wow. This file is pretty bad, seriously. And MORE bmah patterns? Haven't we suffered enough? :/

You know what? FFR is being a spoiled little rich kid right now, so I'll take the money and run, Howie Mandel. DEAL!

*DEAL, TOP 8 + vROFL + TWWW + ROUND 6 GIFTBAG*

Reshi out, peace! <3

Other Files (R6)
Need You/AAA/Would Advance!
(Addict)/1-0-0-0//Who Gives A Fuck/AAA/Would Advance!
CQ Boss/1-0-0-0/Would Advance!
Spaceman/3-0-0-1/Would be OUT! (Cut 2-0-0-0, wuuuuut.)
Extratone Pirates (Drunk Optimus)/LOLWUTNO/Already OUT!

Round 7
My Favorite Shoes/AAA//Gargoyle/AAA/Would Advance!
Velaciela/AAA/Would Advance!
Gravity Blast/AAA/Would Advance!
Level Skip/6-0-0-5/Already OUT!
untitled 3/LOLDOSSAR/Already OUT!
System Doctor/LOLSPITFIRE/Already OUT!


Round 8
Freak/AAA/Would Win!
Destination Heart/AAA/Would Win!
Jasmine/4-0-0-0/Would Win!
Tenimohou/17-0-0-3/Already OUT!
Undiscovered Colors/GTFONO/Already OUT!
Jamais Vu/WUTISDIS/Already OUT!

Final Placements:
D1: Would be 1st/247
D2: Would be 1st/142
D3: Would be 1st/82
D4: Would be 7th/99
D5: Finished 8th/83 -my real tourney-
D6: Would be 51st/60