THE Longest Joke in the World

**YoshL** · 01-14-2013, 03:29 PM

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

Read it, it's worth it. The joke is very well written too.

**SK8R43** · 01-14-2013, 03:31 PM

Hmmmm, will do :P

**Ohaider** · 01-14-2013, 03:31 PM

Lmfao

**Coolboyrulez0** · 01-14-2013, 03:32 PM

56% reporting in.

FissionMailed1 · 01-14-2013, 03:39 PM

56% weeeeee

**YoshL** · 01-14-2013, 03:39 PM

It's like, actually a good read. Consider actually reading the story

Spenner · 01-14-2013, 03:40 PM

This is old. I remember hearing this way back when, I still remember the "punchline".

**Hakulyte** · 01-14-2013, 03:51 PM

..can't read because too scared to see dead face come off with dramatic sound effects.

**rsr2** · 01-14-2013, 04:01 PM

Read this a couple years ago and someone posted it here too and I remember my first thought was that was the dumbest thing ever. Then laughed because I spent all that time just for that >_>

**Garquillex** · 01-14-2013, 04:08 PM

I read it all about a year ago
I kept my girlfriend waiting for 30-40mins because of it lol

Crashfan3 · 01-14-2013, 04:29 PM

Bah, I have to leave for work in 20 minutes, I'll read this later.

**samurai7694** · 01-14-2013, 05:39 PM

I seriously read through it up until the halfway point where I decided to pick up the pace and skim through it a bit, but I wanted to grab as much detail. I had a feeling on how it was going to end and I was correct. I laughed. I'm not sure if I'm the 11% or 33%....

**alloyus** · 01-14-2013, 05:52 PM

top 11%!

supermousie · 01-14-2013, 06:16 PM

11% what up. That was probably the best punchline I've ever read holy shit.

**alloyus** · 01-14-2013, 06:29 PM

P.S. More on-topic of the "joke" it really didn't feel like a joke at all to me xD More of a story if anything, even with it being so long the "joke" portion of it wasn't that funny to me at all, it definitely had a serious tone to it in my view.

**Hateandhatred** · 01-14-2013, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPopadopalis25

*ahem*

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ber-17th-2012/

I've read it right after that lmao.

**Reincarnate** · 01-14-2013, 06:37 PM

Before I click this, I want to make a prediction:

Is this that retarded "better nate than lever" story?

**Ohaider** · 01-14-2013, 06:39 PM

I love http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/ and breasts.

Wayward Vagabond · 01-14-2013, 06:45 PM

Part of the 11%. I really enjoyed reading and visualizing the story

**alloyus** · 01-14-2013, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reincarnate

Before I click this, I want to make a prediction:

Is this that retarded "better nate than lever" story?

Is it bad that I'm just getting the joke now...xD Just kinda assumed it was some typo I guess or something, didn't really think about it and there were several other typos >.> But yes it's that story

01-14-2013, 03:31 PM	#2
SK8R43 D7 Elite Keymasher Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In My Room, 10101 Age: 35 Posts: 4,683	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World Hmmmm, will do :P __________________ Thee Burstinator [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

01-14-2013, 03:31 PM	#3
Ohaider FFR Veteran Join Date: Jun 2012 Age: 30 Posts: 2,893	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World Lmfao

01-14-2013, 03:32 PM	#4
Coolboyrulez0 VICES Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Germany Age: 32 Posts: 10,042	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World 56% reporting in. __________________ https://soundcloud.com/cbrbreakcore https://cbrrecords.bandcamp.com/

01-14-2013, 03:39 PM	#5
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01-14-2013, 03:40 PM	#7
Spenner Forum User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Canada Age: 33 Posts: 2,403	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World This is old. I remember hearing this way back when, I still remember the "punchline". __________________

01-14-2013, 03:51 PM	#8
Hakulyte the Haku Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 4,539	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World ..can't read because too scared to see dead face come off with dramatic sound effects.

01-14-2013, 04:08 PM	#10
Garquillex FFR Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Massachusetts Age: 35 Posts: 965	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World I read it all about a year ago I kept my girlfriend waiting for 30-40mins because of it lol __________________

01-14-2013, 04:29 PM	#11
Crashfan3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jefferson, Ore. Age: 34 Posts: 2,937	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World Bah, I have to leave for work in 20 minutes, I'll read this later. __________________ Twilight Sparkle's Ponyville Group Free Chiptune Streaming Radio! Thanks justin_ator and megamon88 for making my sig 20% cooler.

01-14-2013, 05:39 PM	#12
samurai7694 바보 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,639	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World I seriously read through it up until the halfway point where I decided to pick up the pace and skim through it a bit, but I wanted to grab as much detail. I had a feeling on how it was going to end and I was correct. I laughed. I'm not sure if I'm the 11% or 33%.... __________________

01-14-2013, 05:52 PM	#13
alloyus ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Massachusetts Age: 33 Posts: 3,269	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World top 11%! __________________ ^FFP_D0pey btw

01-14-2013, 06:29 PM	#15
alloyus ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Massachusetts Age: 33 Posts: 3,269	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World P.S. More on-topic of the "joke" it really didn't feel like a joke at all to me xD More of a story if anything, even with it being so long the "joke" portion of it wasn't that funny to me at all, it definitely had a serious tone to it in my view. __________________ ^FFP_D0pey btw

01-14-2013, 06:37 PM	#17
Reincarnate x'); DROP TABLE FFR;-- Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 6,332	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World Before I click this, I want to make a prediction: Is this that retarded "better nate than lever" story?

01-14-2013, 06:39 PM	#18
Ohaider FFR Veteran Join Date: Jun 2012 Age: 30 Posts: 2,893	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World I love http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/ and breasts.

01-14-2013, 06:45 PM	#19
Wayward Vagabond Confirmed Heartbreaker Join Date: Jul 2012 Age: 37 Posts: 5,866	Re: THE Longest Joke in the World Part of the 11%. I really enjoyed reading and visualizing the story

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