The last troll is in captivity. The website is at peace.
...
Okay, not really. Moogy's still running around. But who cares?
LD took a look at the FFR community and let out a sigh of contentment. It seemed almost surreal that the a0.com community had calmed down on making FFR their most hated enemy. A year ago he never imagined the site would be like this. Truly these were glorious times.
But...something...didn't feel quite right.
Feeling both a need to quench his thirst for humor and an obligation to make sure all was will within the forums, LD wandered over to the Garbage Bin. Clicking on an innocent (but really goddamn stupid) Linkisdoomed topic, he let out a gasp of horror at what he saw.
"rofl stfu losr #machogang is rly cool
ps 8)"
No. This wasn't happening. There was no way this peace was getting ruined. But it was. And suddenly it made sense why something didn't feel right. a0.com didn't die, it just cut a part of itself out and left it to wander on its own. This part was the part that hated FFR.
This part was the part that became MachoGang.
Rushing to the Staff Forum that I have lost access to a record four times, LD sounded the alarm so everyone could take quick notice. As the forum staff and some other unimportant people (mostly chat mods) scrambled to the defensive, he found himself wishing the past to change.
"Goddamnit, how could we lose Kilga to that e-mine last month? He was the best we had. If he were here, he'd know what to do and could solve the problem in a flash, but without him..."
But what happened one month ago happened, and there was nothing he could do about it. So, with grim determination, he drafted the thirteen best civilians FFR had to fight the war. Conveniently, these thirteen civilians were all TWG players. Who knew?
"Okay guys, while all the other staff members are off fighting this new war, we're going to deduce the Macho Gangsters to death. All in favor?"
A chorus of "aye"s was the response.
"Opposed?"
The place was silent, because, after all, alainbryden was AWOL.
"All right, let's get moving!"
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Tasselfoot
mead1
Afrobean
mattc16
QreepyBORIS
Omeganitros
blahblah18
nickadeemus
talisman
Kefit
Tps222
lightdarkness
GuidoHunter
Neonatrias
Thirteen of you have one simple task - vote out the fourteenth. The fourteenth person has another simple task - don't get voted out. I think we're all big boys and girls here, you know how to play.
Only one PM is being sent out. It should be fairly obvious what role it is. If you don't get a PM, then you're not the wolf. 'Zat simple.
I am not telling you how the lone wolf was chosen. I may have picked him by hand, I may have picked them randomly. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW LOL so don't bother trying to analyze based on what you think I would do because I flipped a coin to decide which method I would use.
Wolf, I await your choices. Everyone else, sleep tight, and try not to get trolled.
...
Okay, not really. Moogy's still running around. But who cares?
LD took a look at the FFR community and let out a sigh of contentment. It seemed almost surreal that the a0.com community had calmed down on making FFR their most hated enemy. A year ago he never imagined the site would be like this. Truly these were glorious times.
But...something...didn't feel quite right.
Feeling both a need to quench his thirst for humor and an obligation to make sure all was will within the forums, LD wandered over to the Garbage Bin. Clicking on an innocent (but really goddamn stupid) Linkisdoomed topic, he let out a gasp of horror at what he saw.
"rofl stfu losr #machogang is rly cool
ps 8)"
No. This wasn't happening. There was no way this peace was getting ruined. But it was. And suddenly it made sense why something didn't feel right. a0.com didn't die, it just cut a part of itself out and left it to wander on its own. This part was the part that hated FFR.
This part was the part that became MachoGang.
Rushing to the Staff Forum that I have lost access to a record four times, LD sounded the alarm so everyone could take quick notice. As the forum staff and some other unimportant people (mostly chat mods) scrambled to the defensive, he found himself wishing the past to change.
"Goddamnit, how could we lose Kilga to that e-mine last month? He was the best we had. If he were here, he'd know what to do and could solve the problem in a flash, but without him..."
But what happened one month ago happened, and there was nothing he could do about it. So, with grim determination, he drafted the thirteen best civilians FFR had to fight the war. Conveniently, these thirteen civilians were all TWG players. Who knew?
"Okay guys, while all the other staff members are off fighting this new war, we're going to deduce the Macho Gangsters to death. All in favor?"
A chorus of "aye"s was the response.
"Opposed?"
The place was silent, because, after all, alainbryden was AWOL.
"All right, let's get moving!"
---
Tasselfoot
mead1
Afrobean
mattc16
QreepyBORIS
Omeganitros
blahblah18
nickadeemus
talisman
Kefit
Tps222
lightdarkness
GuidoHunter
Neonatrias
Thirteen of you have one simple task - vote out the fourteenth. The fourteenth person has another simple task - don't get voted out. I think we're all big boys and girls here, you know how to play.
Only one PM is being sent out. It should be fairly obvious what role it is. If you don't get a PM, then you're not the wolf. 'Zat simple.
I am not telling you how the lone wolf was chosen. I may have picked him by hand, I may have picked them randomly. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW LOL so don't bother trying to analyze based on what you think I would do because I flipped a coin to decide which method I would use.
Wolf, I await your choices. Everyone else, sleep tight, and try not to get trolled.
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