Re: The Official "Beautiful People of FFR Club" application thread


I'm currently in the process of slaying the dragons for the worlds sake. Dragon attacks have gone up 150% is the past twenty years, I'm here to stop that. Also, I plan on one day choking the bitches that threaten the No Bitch Zones, which I am also going to establish. On a more serious note I will contribute my not so amazing soccer and rugby skills to the world of tomorrow.
Ideas of mine that make me beautiful you say? How about my scamming kids of their quarters at lunch time by placing them on the bottom of my fore arm, then catching the quarters with the hand attached to my fore arm in one quick, coordinated movement. I also do some mad hack and have played the drums for nine years.
I should be in the club because I'd serve as the truly beautiful Canadian. I'm pretty much one of a kind. I jump out of planes at ~13000 feet just for the hell of it, that's an asset by itself. Once I get my skydiving tickets I could take members of the Beautiful People of FFR for jumps at a slightly lower cost!


I'm currently in the process of slaying the dragons for the worlds sake. Dragon attacks have gone up 150% is the past twenty years, I'm here to stop that. Also, I plan on one day choking the bitches that threaten the No Bitch Zones, which I am also going to establish. On a more serious note I will contribute my not so amazing soccer and rugby skills to the world of tomorrow.
Ideas of mine that make me beautiful you say? How about my scamming kids of their quarters at lunch time by placing them on the bottom of my fore arm, then catching the quarters with the hand attached to my fore arm in one quick, coordinated movement. I also do some mad hack and have played the drums for nine years.
I should be in the club because I'd serve as the truly beautiful Canadian. I'm pretty much one of a kind. I jump out of planes at ~13000 feet just for the hell of it, that's an asset by itself. Once I get my skydiving tickets I could take members of the Beautiful People of FFR for jumps at a slightly lower cost!






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