and they are red, cherry tic-tacs.
they are the fucking bomb.
and this is coming from the guy who would down a box of orange tickys in a minute.

Being the Pokefan I am, I am required to talk about what just got leaked today by CoroCoro.
If you don't know, it was character models of Brendan and May, some info about Teams Magma and Aqua, new Groudon/Kyogre forms (the ones on the box art), a bit about Steven, and most importantly, motherfucking MEGA EVOLUTIONS of Swampert, Sceptile, and what even appears to be Diancie. Plot twist.

Evil teams got some redesigns, and for some reason, everyone on Team Aqua is now black. Including Archie. (Yeah, it could just be a really dark tan from all the sun but whatev's). I love Archie's new design, though, he looks like some Arabian pirate overlord emperor or something, it's cool. Maxie looks like a scientist or something. Fuck off with that shit, Maxie, everyone else is a scientist. This is why Team Aqua will always be the best. Pirates > ....what are team magma supposed to be?

Models of the protagonists look alright. As expected, Brendan got a little worse but he's still the best male hero in the series, and May's legs look long as fuck. Are we still supposed to be under the impression that they're 10? Because if so, she's the tallest 10-year-old ever. By fucking far. Other than that, she looks good.

They also dropped some info about the 'new' legendaries. They're apparently affected by some thing called "ancient devolution" and the terms Primal/Prehistoric/Primevil are getting thrown at their new forms. ...Kinda sounds like they're getting weaker. Lol. Groudon and Kyogre for OU, fuck! Steven Stone is also looking for Mega Stones, SO I'LL BE FUCKING DAMNED IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A MEGA FUCKING METAGROSS AND IF HE'S NOT THE FUCKING CHAMPION.

Aaaand, last but most importantly, the long-awaited Mega Evolutions for Sceptile and Swampert came out. As expected, Sceptile becomes a Dragon-type, but THANK GOD he doesn't get fucking Contrary. Serperior still exists you fuckers. And THANK GOD Swampert doesn't get Sap Sipper. I get that Mega Blaziken got Speed Boost, but we don't need to make all the starters OP now. Fuck Sap Sipper. I don't like the look of that thing anyway. Once again, Swampert stays at the bottom for me. I might like him better when official shit comes out, though. His ability is apparently Swift Swim. That makes no sense, Game Freak. Make him fucking defensive. WATER ABSORB WOULD'VE BEEN JUST FINE. And then Sceptile actually looks cool, and he has Lightningrod. ...THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA? THE FUNNY THING IS THAT GRASS/DRAGON SUCKS ANYWAY, HOW THE FUCK IS AN IMMUNITY TO THUNDER GOING TO FUCKING HELP. Really, they couldn't, like, I dunno, give him something like a special version of Moxie or something? The fuck is Lightningrod gonna do?

Mega Diancie or whatever it is looks good, though. Looks like a rock-version of a Sylveon/Mega Gardevoir hybrid. Nothing's known about it, though, its typing is ??? so who knows what will happen.

Also, Rick and Morty is the fucking shit.

naruto 679 is literally the dumbest shit i've ever read. i don't know how this manga can get any worse.
DOESN'T MATTER, RISE AGAINST NEW ALBUM JULY 15TH FUCKIN' WHAT UP

LINKIN PARK, WITH DARON MALAKIAN PLAYING GUITAR.
WHEN LINKIN PARK SAID THEY WANTED A HARD ROCK RECORD, THEY SURE DIDN'T FUCK AROUND. GOOD JOB YOU GUYS, PROUD OF YOU.
But something that would be better is Daron Malakian with THE REST OF SYSTEM OF A FUCKING DOWN!

or a scars on broadway announcement, the fuck happened with that anyway.

edit: i just read the comments and quite literally everyone there is a fucking asshole. o-o
they're not making another hybrid theory, stop fucking listening to them already if you don't like them anymore.

rip in peace 7.77 years active

Anyway, I wrote a thought the night before because I thought I'd be gone this weekend but apparently I didn't go anywhere. My free ticket to my city's annual rock festival was sold at the last minute and my dad said he was taking me to my oldest sister's tomorrow (or, rather, today) and idk if that's happening or not 'cuz he hasn't said jack shit about it since he first brought it up so yeah idk. Oh, and that thought sucked so I erased it.

Now I'm just playing Soul Silver on an emulator and feeling like a baller. I was really disappointed for a second, though, because I picked Totodile because Totodile is the fucking bomb and of course I named him LazorGator and 4th gen Leer isn't even a goddamn lazor, it's just a little light thing. Fuckin' BS.

Oh yeah, and then I end up playing a few songs on FFR and my dumb ass ends up doing this: http://i.imgur.com/nWm39ik.png

That file's kinda lame anyway.


EDIT: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT RISE AGAINST IS PUTTING OUT THEIR NEW SONG ON THE 10TH. OH MY FUCK.