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ii GuRu
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FFR Grandtotal:6,979,836,775
FFR Games Played:8,724
Location:Kentucky, USA
Last Activity:11-08-2015
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About me:
Hey, I'm Dave Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"
Fav Music:
Death metal Metal Screamo Techno Regae Punk anything besides country and rap
Fav Movies:
HOUSE!!!! the universe, seinfeld, everybody loves raymond, friends, modern marvals, and the biggest loser, the office, scrubs 300, I Am Legend, Clover Field, Super Bad, Shooter, Top Gun, Hancock, Yes Man, Step Brothers, Yes Man, Marley And Me
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Random Thoughts
Sorry Guys...
Posted on: November 12, 2009, at 04:48:16pm   [7 comments]
Hey guys... I'm calling it quits for good on this wonderful game. I had some highlights in this and its been lots of fun. I will still be on every now and then but I'm done playing competitively.

Edit: Oct. 26 2010 back in action!

Chlorophyll AAA
Posted on: June 23, 2009, at 06:18:35pm   [4 comments]

Posted on: January 22, 2009, at 09:42:23pm   [3 comments]

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Eeumi writes...
at 11:19:04pm on 12/29/10
Bravo on ur about me/ intrests sections!
atamiskinfinity writes...
at 5:07:42pm on 11/29/10
do you play srpead?
kc_liveloud1993 writes...
at 6:35:37pm on 11/12/09
haha whats up :) im okay how about u
DannHellraiser writes...
at 10:31:20pm on 11/7/09
Helloes, im back rofl
how you been?
Thunderaga writes...
at 7:53:18am on 10/7/09
dude you are a total beast at halo lol all i do now is custom games lol my gamertag is Frosty Shinobi incase you ever want to play with me I love to have new friends too lol.
atamiskinfinity writes...
at 12:34:32pm on 9/29/09
Hey dude it says reptile retired o.O
-Byakko- writes...
at 10:51:41am on 9/27/09
Yo, you still play Halo right? I've been trying to get into the pro circuit and wanted to try practicing with you :D
WSCB writes...
at 7:05:34pm on 9/17/09
Hey... :) How's it going? Do you think you could make me another banner?
fermble writes...
at 4:45:59pm on 9/13/09
I finally AAAed Chlorophyll!!!
Album Untitled writes...
at 1:39:52am on 9/5/09
wut do u think of sketching in photoshop
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