FOUND 1st TOKEN AT LAST!

I nearly smacked myself when I found out how simple it was.

Hardcore of the North! w00t!

For the two or three of you out there that cares, MY AAA CURSE HAS FINALLY BEEN BROKEN! SECRET ZOMBIE ROOM! YAY!



I know. It's not much. But it makes me happy.

MY NAME IS JON KING, AND THIS IS WHAT I THINK:

I've never eaten an avocado.

If the best things in life are free, why do homeless people always look so depressed?

Ninjas always win.

A phrase I don't say nearly as much as I want to: "Dagflabbit, Margerie, get your hand out of the butter dish!"

I get it. I finally get it.

I have a time machine, it's just broken right now.

My favorite word of the year: plodipop.

Justin Timberlake doesn't deserve a career. There, I said it.

I've conquered My Diamond Baby. How 'bout you?

Hot Pockets are best eaten thirty-seven minutes after midnight.

Don't do drugs; play Rez.

Anything worth enjoying is not worth taking too seriously. (There's some hard-hitting philosophy for ya.)

The first one to eat a million wins!

There simply aren't enough epic Icelandic sagas.

Reading "Death Bologna" will enrich your life. (fanfiction.net)

Donuts pwn.

Let's be friends and play Halo.

Darude's Sandstorm is the greatest battle music ever created.

I blame Disney.

And finally, the one thing that can unite us as a nation:

Muffins.

Come all, and join me in muffiny goodness.

-I'll see you on the dark side of the moon-