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Posted on: March 23, 2008, at 12:48:44pm   [15 comments]
When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
This is really funny!!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.


One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.

Men, repost this because you have balls...

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DN_Catastrophic writes...
at 10:55:41am on 10/9/14
lol nah.. i just hop on every now and then to check out how things are going. i see you went beast mode though
Funnygurl555 writes...
at 11:38:36am on 8/11/14
hm, alright
gl to you too!
Funnygurl555 writes...
at 11:04:05am on 8/11/14
hey! if you're having issues with pasting a screenshot, then try uploading to imgur!
it's really easy to do if you're using r^3. just right click then take a screenshot.
i will pwn u writes...
at 2:45:56pm on 11/21/11
come back to mp naoooo!!
1mpuls3 writes...
at 7:07:41am on 11/15/11
i will pwn u writes...
at 12:49:39pm on 11/9/11
What up mayne.. how the hell you been? I jus started playin again..
1mpuls3 writes...
at 6:17:20pm on 3/20/11
Emo_Saur_ writes...
at 12:03:57am on 3/18/11
what's up bud?
Artic_counter writes...
at 7:35:39pm on 3/4/11
Oh wow xD I just remembered we once played a lot a really long time ago in MP. I don't know if you remember me though but I thought I'd say hi xD
8 Hour Whore writes...
at 10:22:13pm on 2/23/11
Come on man you can AAA it =]
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