You're at the club and

[Litodude]

some member of the opposite gender is eying you, so you slowly work your way through the dance floor to meet him/her. You're now in audible speaking distance; you open your mouth and say,

















?

[sakura080789]

Re: You're at the club and

casual ghetto accent "What You Doin"

[Bill Kaulitz]

Re: You're at the club and

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I see myself in them...

;D

[Litodude]

Re: You're at the club and

You see yourself in the person's pocket? I hope you mean pants, otherwise that doesn't make sense.

casual ghetto accent "What You Doin"

Don't forget the ghetto casual head-nod before you actually speak. This is important.

[Bill Kaulitz]

Re: You're at the club and

Yeah I got it mixed up, that's when I laugh it off and run off embarrassed.

[sakura080789]

Re: You're at the club and

damn there goes my technique how could i forget the nod XD

[wargasm1]

Re: You're at the club and

I normally don't go in clubs so i wouldnt be in that situation, hard to say what i would say, probably ask her how many tp's she got.

[MrGiggles]

Re: You're at the club and

girl im gonna spread those buttcheeks wide and save you a wiping on your asshole. i mean it as soon as im done writing this post i am gonna put on a pair of latex gloves and take off my pants. if i ever touched your body i would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

[DJMillaMusic]

Re: You're at the club and

"Have you been tested?" -Hands pamphlet- -Leaves club-

[EnR]

Re: You're at the club and

"Who's your friend?"

[looser/loner/geek]

Re: You're at the club and

i sure hope mulie posts here

tedously written

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unnessarily intelectual

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will it impress?

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ok post quick reply

[sakura080789]

Re: You're at the club and

you know my dick is camo so i could hide it in your bush

[rushyrulz]

Re: You're at the club and

"You have a beautiful soul.. *puppy dog eyes*"

[SammyWinchester]

Re: You're at the club and

The word of the day is legs, so let's go home and spread the word.

[One Winged Angel]

Re: You're at the club and

If you're 100% sure she's down before you even speak to her (it helps to have two or three buddies confirm this), just fucking walk over to her, put your hand around the back of her neck and go.