You're at the club and

[eastsideman09]

Re: You're at the club and

"gurrrrl, you thick like peanut budduh, and I jiggle like jelly. how bout you and me go make a sammich"

only applicable if you're fat

[iironiic]

Re: You're at the club and

I am too unattractive to get eyed at :P

[Emo_Saur_]

Re: You're at the club and

Nice shoes, let's ****

[rushyrulz]

Re: You're at the club and

Buy her a roofy colada.

[DragonIIDX]

Re: You're at the club and

Kanye West interrupts... dammit

[LythincaMan]

Re: You're at the club and

As an alternative, I also can say "Ty prekrasna, Vy hoteli by tantsevat? YA nadyeyus, vy ponimaete Rossii." bahahhaa.

"You're beautiful. Like to dance? I hope you speak russsian"

[sameoldbloodrush!]

Re: You're at the club and

You're looking too nice for a place like this, wanna go back to my apartment where we can have a quiet dinner? I'd love to get to know you.
them boom. hittin that ass.

[pokelda]

Re: You're at the club and

Penis XD

[rushyrulz]

Re: You're at the club and

You're looking too nice for a place like this, wanna go back to my apartment where we can have a quiet dinner? I'd love to get to know you.
them boom. hittin that ass.

That only works if you're a girl. Catch a guy saying that and he'll have a handprint on his face.

[Jtehanonymous]

Re: You're at the club and

"Hi. How many Pokemon did you catch in the original red/blue version?"

[DJMillaMusic]

Re: You're at the club and

"Hi. How many Pokemon did you catch in the original red/blue version?"

Best one so far by far.

EDIT: WHAT THE **** IS WITH MY AND STARTING NEW PAGES!?

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

Re: You're at the club and

Since you lack discribing the woman more than the fact she's eye balling me:

A few options here:

1. Be polite: If she's attractive as ****. Something along the lines of "Bitch such my nuts."
2. Attempt to be polite, but she'll take it the wrong way: Decent Looking. "Well, we could have sex, or I could talk to you as if... **** it suck my nuts please?"
3. "DAMN BITCH GTFO."

In all seriousness she's probably decent looking so i'd go up and try my best at being polite with touch of over sarcastic hinting jokes we should go back to my place and **** like bunnies.

[mnnicol]

Re: You're at the club and

[sameoldbloodrush!]

Re: You're at the club and

That only works if you're a girl. Catch a guy saying that and he'll have a handprint on his face.

Hahaha. If you're at a club, I think there's a more even chance.

[samurai7694]

Re: You're at the club and

Ask her if she wants a drink

i would have done this as well