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  • Hateandhatred
    "The Quebec Steparatist."
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Feb 2011
    • 1974

    #16
    Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

    Originally posted by MrPopadopalis25
    I've read it right after that lmao.
    Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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    • Reincarnate
      x'); DROP TABLE FFR;--
      • Nov 2010
      • 6332

      #17
      Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

      Before I click this, I want to make a prediction:

      Is this that retarded "better nate than lever" story?

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      • Ohaider
        FFR Veteran
        • Jun 2012
        • 2893

        #18
        Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

        I love http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/ and breasts.

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        • Wayward Vagabond
          Confirmed Heartbreaker
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jul 2012
          • 5866

          #19
          Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

          Part of the 11%. I really enjoyed reading and visualizing the story

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          • alloyus
            ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Oct 2006
            • 3269

            #20
            Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

            Originally posted by Reincarnate
            Before I click this, I want to make a prediction:

            Is this that retarded "better nate than lever" story?
            Is it bad that I'm just getting the joke now...xD Just kinda assumed it was some typo I guess or something, didn't really think about it and there were several other typos >.> But yes it's that story

            ^FFP_D0pey btw

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            • psychoangel691
              Retired Staff
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Dec 2004
              • 10438

              #21
              Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

              Originally posted by Hakulyte
              ..can't read because too scared to see dead face come off with dramatic sound effects.
              I thought the same thing at first too lol. But I read the whole thing I think it was yesterday.
              Originally posted by Charu
              My dick is good, thank you very much. It gets love and attention no matter what <3 <3 <3
              Originally posted by DaBackpack
              also a fucking helicopter is the absolute last place I'd go to find out how big my dick is
              Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
              Dawg you don't even know. It's so fuckin' small I can use a pen cap to jack off

              Originally posted by hi19hi19
              yeah I'mma go for the Rave7 route she's just perfect, stiff on the top, thin in the middle, and has a BIG THICC END that I can just jack on all night UwU best girl

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              • Charu
                Snivy! Dohoho!
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Mar 2006
                • 6207

                #22
                Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                I've read this a long time ago.

                I remember when I read this "joke" that I was completely taken back by the ending. I'm not quite sure how to think of it. It's a two sided coin, the joke could be brilliant or just downright dumb because the joke catches you off guard after you devolve yourself into the story itself.

                It either comes off as a "...Really?" to some and a "Haha, oh wow, didn't see that coming!" to the other some.

                I for one found it hilarious, dohohoho.


                Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                Had a very shiny nose
                And if you ever saw it
                You could even say it glows

                All of the other Snivies
                Used to laugh and call him names
                They never let poor Charu
                Join in any Snivy games

                (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                Originally posted by Vendetta21
                All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                • andy-o24
                  Married Man
                  • May 2006
                  • 1527

                  #23
                  Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                  I grinned at the "his whole family was dead" bit at the beginning. Then I was stone faced while reading. Got to the punchline and had a moment where I wanted to laugh, but more or less just did a static facepalm.

                  Was a good story and I'm a mixture of the personalities, but I ended up 11%.

                  Glad I procrastinated my homework for this. ~.~

                  -o24
                  Originally posted by hi19hi19
                  Best strat: enjoy the game, play what you feel like when you feel like it. Don't think about what you are doing or why, enjoy the gameplay, the artistry behind the stepfile, and enjoy the music.

                  When the game isn't fun for you anymore, take a break. It's not a job, nobody here is professional and getting paid to play and force themselves to constantly improve... it's a game.

                  Originally posted by Shashakiro
                  Yeah, FFR is addicting...I don't think I'll get bored with this game unless I somehow become the best at it, which won't happen.

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                  • dragonmegaXX
                    ITG playing fur
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 3661

                    #24
                    Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                    11%.

                    Great story. wish it had an epilouge.

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                    • dragon890x
                      ☆Ξ Phantasy Star Legend Ξ☆
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 565

                      #25
                      Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                      Woooooow, that joke! WTF

                      I didn't see their explanation of 'longest' coming. I just thought they were trying to make it easier to read.
                      Last edited by dragon890x; 01-14-2013, 08:59 PM.

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                      • VisD
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1196

                        #26
                        Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                        I remember reading this some years back, and it would be a great read even if there weren't a punchline at the end. Definitely worth reading just for the story (although I know how this def sounds a bit like reading playboy for the articles).


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                        • supermousie
                          FFR Player
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 1074

                          #27
                          Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                          Originally posted by VisD
                          I remember reading this some years back, and it would be a great read even if there weren't a punchline at the end. Definitely worth reading just for the story (although I know how this def sounds a bit like reading playboy for the articles).
                          Wait, you don't read the articles?
                          I've been doing it wrong.
                          Originally posted by aperson
                          yolo

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                          • Abstract Art
                            FFR Player
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 19

                            #28
                            Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                            I don't at all agree with the statement at the end of the joke. I thoroughly enjoy traveling and the entire process associated with it. I also take my time on things. But who in their right mind would read through a joke that long without at least peeking at the end of the story to see whether or not they're being trolled?

                            I'm willing to bet at least 98% of the people who happen to run across this joke will immediately skip to the end.

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                            • YoshL
                              Celestial Harbor
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              FFR Music Producer
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 6156

                              #29
                              Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                              Originally posted by Abstract Art
                              I'm willing to bet at least 98% of the people who happen to run across this joke will immediately skip to the end.
                              look up in the thread


                              Originally posted by Charu
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                              • Pseudo Enigma
                                ごめんなさい (/ω\)
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 2290

                                #30
                                Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                                I am the 56%
                                p.s. I expected this to be about life. I was right!

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