some member of the opposite gender is eying you, so you slowly work your way through the dance floor to meet him/her. You're now in audible speaking distance; you open your mouth and say,
?
Originally posted by t-rogdor
i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"
dude
out west?
the fuck kinda location is west?
am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate
Originally posted by lurker
remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever
girl im gonna spread those buttcheeks wide and save you a wiping on your asshole. i mean it as soon as im done writing this post i am gonna put on a pair of latex gloves and take off my pants. if i ever touched your body i would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.
If you're 100% sure she's down before you even speak to her (it helps to have two or three buddies confirm this), just fucking walk over to her, put your hand around the back of her neck and go.
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