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  • Litodude
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2006
    • 4548

    #1

    You're at the club and

    some member of the opposite gender is eying you, so you slowly work your way through the dance floor to meet him/her. You're now in audible speaking distance; you open your mouth and say,

















    ?
    Originally posted by t-rogdor
    i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

    dude
    out west?
    the fuck kinda location is west?
    am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


    Originally posted by lurker
    remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

    http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3
  • sakura080789
    Rapture Universe
    • Feb 2007
    • 1751

    #2
    Re: You're at the club and

    casual ghetto accent "What You Doin"

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    • Bill Kaulitz
      FFR Player
      • Jan 2009
      • 467

      #3
      Re: You're at the club and

      Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I see myself in them...

      ;D
      Last edited by Bill Kaulitz; 11-6-2010, 06:25 PM.


      ♪ ♥ ♥ ♪


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      • Litodude
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2006
        • 4548

        #4
        Re: You're at the club and

        You see yourself in the person's pocket? I hope you mean pants, otherwise that doesn't make sense.

        Originally posted by sakura080789
        casual ghetto accent "What You Doin"
        Don't forget the ghetto casual head-nod before you actually speak. This is important.
        Originally posted by t-rogdor
        i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

        dude
        out west?
        the fuck kinda location is west?
        am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


        Originally posted by lurker
        remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

        http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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        • Bill Kaulitz
          FFR Player
          • Jan 2009
          • 467

          #5
          Re: You're at the club and

          Yeah I got it mixed up, that's when I laugh it off and run off embarrassed.


          ♪ ♥ ♥ ♪


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          • sakura080789
            Rapture Universe
            • Feb 2007
            • 1751

            #6
            Re: You're at the club and

            damn there goes my technique how could i forget the nod XD

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            • wargasm1
              Cowbelling FFR
              • Apr 2007
              • 1289

              #7
              Re: You're at the club and

              I normally don't go in clubs so i wouldnt be in that situation, hard to say what i would say, probably ask her how many tp's she got.

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              • MrGiggles
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2005
                • 2846

                #8
                Re: You're at the club and

                girl im gonna spread those buttcheeks wide and save you a wiping on your asshole. i mean it as soon as im done writing this post i am gonna put on a pair of latex gloves and take off my pants. if i ever touched your body i would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

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                • DJMillaMusic
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 62

                  #9
                  Re: You're at the club and

                  "Have you been tested?" -Hands pamphlet- -Leaves club-

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                  • EnR
                    Massive flaming dildos.
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 8431

                    #10
                    Re: You're at the club and

                    "Who's your friend?"
                    sigpic

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                    • looser/loner/geek
                      FFR Player
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 4

                      #11
                      Re: You're at the club and

                      i sure hope mulie posts here

                      tedously written

                      *check*

                      unnessarily intelectual

                      *check*

                      will it impress?

                      *check*


                      ok post quick reply

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                      • sakura080789
                        Rapture Universe
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 1751

                        #12
                        Re: You're at the club and

                        you know my dick is camo so i could hide it in your bush

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                        • rushyrulz
                          Digital Dancing!
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          FFR Music Producer
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 12985

                          #13
                          Re: You're at the club and

                          "You have a beautiful soul.. *puppy dog eyes*"


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                          • SammyWinchester
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 117

                            #14
                            Re: You're at the club and

                            The word of the day is legs, so let's go home and spread the word.

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                            • One Winged Angel
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                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 10837

                              #15
                              Re: You're at the club and

                              If you're 100% sure she's down before you even speak to her (it helps to have two or three buddies confirm this), just fucking walk over to her, put your hand around the back of her neck and go.


                              Originally posted by ilikexd
                              i want to be cucked by cirno

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