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  • ninjaKIWI
    plain old ugly ass dumbas
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2006
    • 3304
    #1

    Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

    AIM ID: megankiwisammich
    Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
    "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
    "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
    "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
    "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
    "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
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    • V.!.P.gUrL CryYstal
      FFR Veteran
      • Jul 2007
      • 212
      #2
      Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

      Quack

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        • BerZerkR
          Scrub Eater
          • Nov 2006
          • 240
          #3
          Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

          Not sure if this serious.


          Ducks have 4 legs? @.@

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            • Dr Tran
              Banned
              • Aug 2008
              • 1134
              #4
              Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

              rofl


              i was cool before this thread was made 8)

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                • ninjaKIWI
                  plain old ugly ass dumbas
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 3304
                  #5
                  Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

                  Originally posted by BerZerkR
                  Not sure if this serious.


                  Ducks have 4 legs? @.@
                  Congratulations you're the FIRST PERSON to notice. 8)

                  EDIT: I actually didn't notice at first, but it's funny because I made the filename It'sasheepduck.jpg, while still thinking ducks had four legs.
                  Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                  "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                  "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                  "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                  "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                  "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                  "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                    • meno_rocks123
                      FFR Player
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 2324
                      #6
                      Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

                      br/b/

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                        • BerZerkR
                          Scrub Eater
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 240
                          #7
                          Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

                          I'm a winner? >>

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                            • ninjaKIWI
                              plain old ugly ass dumbas
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 3304
                              #8
                              Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

                              Originally posted by BerZerkR
                              I'm a winner? >>
                              You're a winner. Would you like some credits to commemorate this event?
                              Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                              "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                              "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                              "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                              "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                              "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                              "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                                • BerZerkR
                                  Scrub Eater
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 240
                                  #9
                                  Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

                                  You're tricky.

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                                    • ninjaKIWI
                                      plain old ugly ass dumbas
                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 3304
                                      #10
                                      Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

                                      Tricky like a pack of geese 8)
                                      Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                                      "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                                      "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                                      "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                                      "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                                      "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                                      "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                                        • Dr Tran
                                          Banned
                                          • Aug 2008
                                          • 1134
                                          #11
                                          Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

                                          Legalburst

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                                            • One Winged Angel
                                              Anime Avatars ( ◜◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯
                                              FFR Simfile Author
                                              • Mar 2007
                                              • 10837
                                              #12
                                              Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

                                              oh I thought it was a snake with stink lines until I saw quack oops


                                              Originally posted by ilikexd
                                              i want to be cucked by cirno

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                                                • ninjaKIWI
                                                  plain old ugly ass dumbas
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 3304
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

                                                  lmfao OWA you dick, she's a perfect duck be quiet.
                                                  Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                                                  "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                                                  "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                                                  "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                                                  "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                                                  "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                                                  "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                                                    • Bolth mannn
                                                      FFR Veteran
                                                      • Aug 2008
                                                      • 2228
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

                                                      Originally posted by ninjaKIWI
                                                      lmfao OWA you dick, she's a perfect duck be quiet.
                                                      I thought it was a male duck...

                                                      OH THEY ARE LEGS!!

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                                                        • WTFBrandon
                                                          Shout out to Hades
                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                          • 1387
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Cool people add me on AIM because I'm bored and lonely

                                                          Originally posted by meno_rocks123
                                                          br/b/
                                                          I smell a newfag
                                                          I'm a bad bad Boy.

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