Most bad ass names in history. Sargon was a fruit farmer then a really good king, names so bad ass though. Nebuchadnezzar was like an evil king who would use his enemies skin as wallpaper. I would name my kids that regardless of their sex.
actually screw that
STEPS FOR MAKING A SUCCESFUL FERRET NAME:
Step 1. Open up Word on a computer.
Step 2. Smash your keyboard for a few seconds.
Step 3. Name ferret as such.
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