The worst pickup line a guy had ever said to you.

[Brainmaster07]

Poor butter knife

[Quizkid23]

Hahahahaha no "poor yanah", it's "poor butter knife". Anyway, if a guy asked me out, I'd wait for the first large SUV to drive by. Then, I'd jump on it, highjack it, turn it around, and if you can't predict what happens next then you're retarded. Then I'd put a paper on his face with that "you're a homo" picture that whoever the hell posted. Right, it was messia or however you spell it in the weirdest thing any1 said to you thread. Go look at it, it's hilarious.

[scorpio1690]

I stand by my breaking his legs.

[Quizkid23]

...which is pretty much what the suv would do, just not as painful...

[scorpio1690]

With a rusty wooden spoon, ya, I like the sounds of that.

Death by rusty wooden spoon.

It has a good ring to it.

[QreepyBORIS]

No.

That's wussy.

CASTRATION by a rusty iron spoon.

Owwwwww.

[scorpio1690]

Castration by pencil, then sodomized by lamp post.

[QreepyBORIS]

CAstration by a rusty spoon and sodomization with a semi truck.

[scorpio1690]

Castration by saw, sodomized by numerous dead babys

[QreepyBORIS]

Hi, I'd like to order a STFU for scorpio...easy on the stupid, and hold the retarded.

Extra onions, please.

[makaveli121212]

BAM, i love it when he does that

[Yanah_the_Master]

you got bad aim man, that hit my index finger

*cuts yanah's head off with a butter knife (the process takes two hours and yanah cries for his momma and mercy, but i show none)*

*brings in another clone*

[Arch0wl]

oh well, get the hell over it...

So he responded to your comment with a point, and you say get over it?

That doesn't make sense. You lose.

Also, the thought of scorpio getting head is weird. Does he even have pubes yet?

[scorpio1690]

Hi, I'd like to order a STFU for scorpio...easy on the stupid, and hold the retarded.

Extra onions, please.

Mmmmmmm..... Onions

And yes Arch, I do have pubes

[jewpinthethird]

Are you all really that homophobic? I mean, f*ck. I have never seen such closed-minded stupidity. Are you all that afraid of homosexuals enough to resort to murder? Maybe you all are afraid of homosexuals because you are unsure about your own sexuality, or maybe you are a BibleThumper. And if so, shut up.

I know you probably won't kill a homosexual because they asked you out, but why say you would? To make others believe that you arent a homosexual? Because frankly, it's disgusting.