Q's Wonderful Date

[The_Q]

I have several 'fuckbuddies', per se, that I'll call up every now and then (when I'm single) to get together for a fun 'ol time. We mean nothing to each other past sexual fun.

You guys really need to get out and experience the wonderful world of women. Believe it or not, THEY'RE FUN.

Sex is good. Sex with multiple partners is better. That's the way nature intended it. It makes for a greater variety in the gene pool and therefore causing the likelihood of overall survival of humans to go up.

Fuckbuddies are probably good friends already. I agree completely with the fuckboddy thing. It's good exercise, for one thing, and strengthens the bond. I'm also quite positive that you'd make sure that you fuckbuddy does not have AIDS or HIV before you go at it. And for those of us who already are spanking the proverbial multiple times a day so that we don't get aches, fuckbuddies might just be a good idea.

Then again, I also get aches when I haven't had at least 4 cups of coffee. Hmmmm...

Q

[Anticrombie0909]

sup aids

sup condom

Oh, and for the record, no, I haven't had sex. 'Fuckbuddy' is a general term for any chick that I like enough to make out with but not enough to date. I realized after I posted that people might get the wrong idea from the term. But my entire point was that if I weren't waiting for my first time to be the right time, I would feel no animosity to meaningless sex- I don't have any thoughts toward any other sexual act, and why should sex be any different?

[Tasselfoot]

Darn Anti... for a second you were normal... and then you posted that.

MEN OF FFR, I DEMAND YOU GO DOWN TO THE PINK TACO STAND AND GET A SNACK!

[Anticrombie0909]

Tass, the difference is that I want to have sex, I've had the oppertunity, but I'm waiting until it means something. After my first time, it doesn't matter anymore, and anything else is already fair game. But I really care about my girlfriend, so we're taking our time before we rush into anything that might have a negative effect.

[Mindfields]

sup aids

sup condom

Oh, and for the record, no, I haven't had sex. 'Fuckbuddy' is a general term for any chick that I like enough to make out with but not enough to date. I realized after I posted that people might get the wrong idea from the term. But my entire point was that if I weren't waiting for my first time to be the right time, I would feel no animosity to meaningless sex- I don't have any thoughts toward any other sexual act, and why should sex be any different?

Okay kiddies, time for my speech about how if your first time is with "your special some one", that it will NEVER last.
It is simply put as this: No experience=Sloppy experience. You don't know what you're doing no matter how many "Senor Snatch" videos you've seen.
So since it's a sloppy performance, your partner has no point in having the same experience again, so they dump you.
So forget about "I want the first time to be special" because it won't and will end your relationship!

[GuidoHunter]

Okay kiddies, time for my speech about how if your first time is with "your special some one", that it will NEVER last.
It is simply put as this: No experience=Sloppy experience. You don't know what you're doing no matter how many "Senor Snatch" videos you've seen.
So since it's a sloppy performance, your partner has no point in having the same experience again, so they dump you.
So forget about "I want the first time to be special" because it won't and will end your relationship!

Oh, I see. Sex has nothing to do with a meaningful relationship. My success with women depends solely on my performance in bed. Thanks, Mindfields, now I know how it really is!

Pfft. I laugh at your post.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Squeek]

I don't see how it could possibly be "fun", but I really don't want to know.

Tass, it's guys like you that get the rest of us stereotyped. You know that stupid study that "proved" that men think about sex every 6 seconds? I gotta tell you, that's a load of crap. I think about sex...never? Not until someone mentions it in, say, a forum thread.

~Squeek

[Tasselfoot]

You are the oddball Squeek. I think about sex plenty. Especially during it. So, most likely not every 6 seconds, but when you think about it as 16% of my awake time, or about 3 hours a day... yea, I can believe that I think about sex for 3 hours a day. Not always by itself, but for example, I'm downloading some porn right now, and I am thinking about watching it later and what devious behavior will be shown in it that I have never seen before. I am also watching college basketball and enjoying that too.

And, Mindfields... my 1st time was with a girlfriend of almost 1 year. It lasted about 7 seconds. I was very distraught. It got much better with about 6 months of practice. Then we broke up and kept having sex almost every day for 6 more months. Whorli is very thankful that I practiced so much back in HS with others. Right dear?

[talisman]

I mean, sex has got to be more fun than correcting people's grammar.

[whorlichan]

In response to Tass's post...Of course, darling.

And in response to Mindfields'...oh boy. We'll ignore how antiquated the ideas in your post are (I mean really--one bad time will TOTALLY END YOUR RELATIONSHIP? No. Nor will one good time make it better), and go straight to the part I didn't quite get: Are BOTH of the people you're talking about virgins? Because then I can see the problem...otherwise, the one who knows what they're doing can coach and coax the other into enjoying themselves.

Story A: My best friend Vickie and her boyfriend Adam. They dated for two years. They had sex for the first time (both virgins at that time) around month 9 or 10. Per both of them: GodDAMN it sucked. Then they practiced. Adam enjoyed himself immensely. Vickie, to a lesser extent...then we found out it was because Adam was more interested in pleasing guys than in pleasing girls, but I digress. This all boils down to: The only reason they didn't enjoy themselves much the first time, regardless of how much they cared about each other, was that they didn't have much practice. So they practiced and enjoyed it more!

Story B: My first time was with a guy who actually knew what he was doing (no, not Tass ) and even though it wasn't as pleasurable as, say, the fifth time, it was still enjoyable. Now sex is a fun exercise, to be indulged in as often as possible. In fact, my ex and I were fuckbuddies for a good long time after we broke up--and Anti, this would be the kind of fuckbuddy that does indeed have sex.

Squeek--if you honestly have no interest in sex, you may be asexual. I mean no offense--it's a medically published condition. You may want to look it up, if you still feel this way in a few years. Because seriously, sex is something very very enjoyable for the reasons Q stated: to make us want to do it often and procreate. Those few individuals who don't like it and don't or won't participate are not going to pass on genes, and thus their fitness for survival on the Darwinistic level is pretty much nil. Lucky for you, it's not necessary to have sex nowadays to procreate, nor even to have a good life. Ignore the idiots who say sex is everything (it's not, although it can be quite a lot) and live your life the way you want to.

[GuidoHunter]

Mmmmmm....sex-free relationships...

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[stretchypanda]

Mmmmmm....sex-free relationships...

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

About that...

I think I'm going to have to dump you if you don't put out.

[Tasselfoot]

I feel so much love in the air. <3 for everyone. This nut is for FFR B===============D--- - -- - --- --

[Squeek]

I'm downloading some porn right now

I should sig this.

I highly doubt I have any form of disease simply because I don't have any diseases. I'm immune to everything and have the medical records to prove it.

Just to clarify for those that don't know me very well, I'm in the legal age range, AKA, 18.

It is probably the way I was raised. I was also raised not to swear, and you will never see me post any curse words on this forum. I was raised to be frugal, and boy howdy you know I'm frugal.

I'm glad my parents didn't enforce any rules like "NO WATCHING TV SHOWS THAT AREN'T FROM AMERICA" because my life would suck if I totally ignored anime.

As for the spelling, I really have no clue. My mom and sister are horrible spellers and my dad isn't really that much better. They also get angry when they leave notes only to find my corrections on them when they see them again. I've won plenty of school spelling bees and made it to the top 25 in districts. Hey, I was in 5th grade in a catholic school...how would I know what a "vulgar" term was?! (Spelled it "vulger". Ergh).

~Squeek

[Tasselfoot]

ehh. its not really that great of a sig. since, i'm always downloading porn. porn is educational. hmm... if anything, thats a much better sig. serisouly though. i've seen some mighty interesting things in the large amount of XXX films i've seen. i'll skip on the details for those not of an age to be knowing that such deviant behavior actually exists, is filmed, and is watched by large portions of our society.