Q's Wonderful Date

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  • flypie743
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2004
    • 3210

    #46
    Sucks, Q.

    Kinda funny though ;P

    IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

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    • fusi0n
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2003
      • 2158

      #47
      Heh, good read Q.

      I've had few bland (but not so entertaining) dates myself. I'm just going to leave the dating thing 'till after high school.

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      • JurseyRider734
        lil j the bad b-word
        • Aug 2003
        • 7507

        #48
        Except with me rite fusion lolol

        omg jk.

        Poor Q, at least you got a good time out of it.


        I still find it hard to believe that Cen hasn't had a...romantic life...or anything.
        Originally posted by Arch0wl
        I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

        Originally posted by Afrobean
        Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
        the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
        Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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        • The_Q
          FFR Player
          • May 2004
          • 4391

          #49
          Bandit: TANSTAAFL is a perfect mindframe for dating. You have to realize that even for her this is costly. Keep in that in mind and you should be able to decide how to play your cards.

          Unless you view it as far too costly you should try to do whatever it takes to allow her to have the time of her life. Just stay within the reasonable costs and you'll do fine. Not only that but the outcome ought to be rather positive.

          Then again, you're taking dating advice from me.

          On the plus, that has to be the best dating story ever.

          Q

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          • Tasselfoot
            Retired BOSS
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jul 2003
            • 25185

            #50
            No offense guys... but please pull your penisi out of your asses, take off the shrink wrap, and GET IT WET!!!

            I am shedding tears for Q, Squeek, Cen, etc for your screams of virginity. Sex is by far the best way to spend time (with the tv on ESPN as well of course). Whorli will back me on this (probably not on the ESPN part).

            Our resident perv Bandit has had by far the best comments in this thread. He's covered most of what I would have said.

            On another note, money is usually not a consideration for me. I'm fairly wealthy compared to the majority of people under 21. My freshman year of college I took a chick out on a date to one of the top rated restaurants in the city. I dropped about $200 bucks for the meal and was rewarded with sexual favors (no sex though). I think we both got what we wanted from the evening: an excellent meal, good conversation, alot of alcohol (top tier restaurants don't card), and some stress relief. We went out once or twice afterwards, but it just wasn't meant to be. I knew that before I asked her out. Pity Whorli doesn't enjoy fine dining.

            Lastly, I feel that Q is a modern tragic comedy. Everything that befalls him is tragic, but is comedic to anyone who hears his tale.

            PS - Talk about Econ one more time when the real conversation is on girls and poontang... and I will have to hurt you.
            RIP

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            • Squeek
              let it snow~
              • Jan 2004
              • 14444

              #51
              Aww, don't cry.

              No, wait, I don't care.

              Sex doesn't interest me in the least. Not like I've ever tried it so I could give you a real opinion, but I really don't even feel any interest in partaking in it.

              As for me, IF I managed to find a girlfriend and IF we managed to marry, I'd assume we'd remain abstinent for the rest of our lives. That is, of course, if I find a girl that doesn't mind the fact that I waste away hours of the day doing nothing but posting on a board about a DDR simulator or playing video games.

              ~Squeek

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              • talisman
                Resident Penguin
                FFR Simfile Author
                • May 2003
                • 4598

                #52
                I call BS on not being interested in sex.

                I mean, you can claim not to be, you can even try convincing yourself that you aren't, but yeah, you know you'd probably take it if you had the opportunity...

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                • Mindfields
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 1566

                  #53
                  Damn man, that's rough. If somebody posted up to me because their girlfriend was hitting on me, I woulda taken him to his parking lock with his arm in a lock and a hand on his head, find his car, and make him pass out on the hood of it! Security wouldn't be able to do jack. Afterwards the girl from the movie doesn't want her bf anymore cause he looks like shit from what you did to his face, and you get to go out with her! I'm pretty sure this happened to me before...

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                  • ThEclipse
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 1641

                    #54
                    Originally posted by talisman
                    I call BS on not being interested in sex.

                    I mean, you can claim not to be, you can even try convincing yourself that you aren't, but yeah, you know you'd probably take it if you had the opportunity...
                    Umm...no.

                    Who the hell would have sex with someone that they did not care about?


                    Anyone who would is a complete moron.

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                    • Mindfields
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 1566

                      #55
                      It's called LUST. How else would they be able to make porn movies? Have YOU ever seen some guy from a movie and some hot lesbian with a marriage ring on?

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                      • ThEclipse
                        FFR Player
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 1641

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Mindfields
                        It's called LUST. How else would they be able to make porn movies? Have YOU ever seen some guy from a movie and some hot lesbian with a marriage ring on?
                        I still stand by my statement completely.

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                        • Mindfields
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 1566

                          #57
                          Well good, it's about time somebody besides me stood up for themselves...

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                          • Anticrombie0909
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 4683

                            #58
                            Who the hell would have sex with someone that they did not care about?
                            Who the hell wouldn't?

                            I have several 'fuckbuddies', per se, that I'll call up every now and then (when I'm single) to get together for a fun 'ol time. We mean nothing to each other past sexual fun.

                            You guys really need to get out and experience the wonderful world of women. Believe it or not, THEY'RE FUN.

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                            • ThEclipse
                              FFR Player
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 1641

                              #59
                              sup aids

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                              • talisman
                                Resident Penguin
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • May 2003
                                • 4598

                                #60
                                when I wrote "opportunity", I meant, with someone who was good looking, you appreciated, nothing wrong with, etc....

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