Me and my partner both absolutely love sex. The only down side is sometimes my left hand gets jealous.
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If you do it with your left hand you're going to hell. Just an FYI.
@stretchy: HA! You could never break up with me!
--Guido
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Switch hands every so often. It'll feel like someone else is doing it.
Frankly, that creeps me out.
Anyway, I'm planning on playing this sad story to my advantage. I don't think I'll be around the computer much this weekend if I show the right cards.
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Maybe a retarded kid, but I don't want that.Originally posted by The_QComment
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Pfft dream on, Alain. I so have dibs.
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wow.. one of the funniest threads i've read in a loong time
A) Q, I'm so sorry man.. but you should've kicked that guys ass, gotten rid of bitch #1 and walked away with hot girl #2... that was your best chance for continuation and getting some, while getting rid of stupid chick that made you do stupid DDR shit and was probably the cause of ruining your shirt... SOB = Shirts Over Bitches...
B) Banditcom offered good ideas.. personally I'm taking my girl out to a museum on saturday, then out to dinner.. so its like a 6 horu day and relatively cheap, or at least within whatever range I want it to be.
C) Tass, so you're basically saying girls are whores and the more you pay them the more they pay you in return... I'm not saying you're right or wrong (right) but I just wanted to point it out to others.
D) I'm with Guido in that I dont' think I've ever had to go out on a date with a girl to get to the going out with them part.
E) Guido, don't damn all lefties to hell, ok?
F) Anyone that rips on what Anti said about losing ones virginity should go jump off a cliff, since he has it 100 % perfectly accurate, keep on fighting the good fight with your girlfriend Anti, it will definitiely be worth it in the end.
G) Whorli wins for funniest comment though .. Story A and Adam... damn that was a hilarious line.
Q, poor Q... on the plus side, in Texas I think every shirt is an awesome onebut for now... postCount++
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i know i'm right. and, i won't say that ALL girls are whores... just most.
*is a leftie*
and god damn... don't encourage her blah. do you know how many times i've heard about vickie turning men gay? just beause she did it to 2 of her first 3 sexual partners does not make her man away gay turner. at times i want to have sex with her, if only to prove whorli wrong.RIPComment
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Just so you all know, I'm much like Squeek on this subject. I don't really have an interest in having sex. I also have little interest in females in general, except for one in particular. I've had many an opportunity to make it with some skank, but when I do finally do it, I want it to be with someone I at the very least like. In other words, I hate skanks. Hopefully the girl I'm interested will soon break up with that loser she's currently seeing.
About the REAL topic at hand: that sucks, Q. I've never personally been on a date, but like many others here, I don't feel that is especially necessary to find a mate.
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