The very last market stand on the street belonged to an extremely cranky and unpredictable man named Choofers. He was known as a harsh deal driver, and the purveyor of some of the rarest items one could find. The old badger had never missed a day of work that anyone could every remember. Today however, he was missing from his storefront, and the news spread like wildfire throughout the gossipy public.
"Oh my" Said a fat women laden with jewles "This is quite a pickle. I always pick up my fine wares from Choof!"
Several other people grumbled about her gaudy attire, while others wondered about the man's condition. Choofers was very old, perhaps he had simply passed away in his bed.
"MOVE ALONG PEOPLE" The voice was issued from an imperial guardsman. Someone of obvious high stature or rank from the medals adorning his lapel.
"REGRETTABLY, I MUST INFORM YOU MERCHANT CHOOFERS HAS BEEN ATTACKED IN THE NIGHT" the guard was forced to holler over the clamor of the crowd. Instantly, they grew quiet. "Monsters?" asked one man somewhat hopefully. At least a single rouge monster could be easily dispatched by the authorities.
Since the crowd had quieted down, the guard was no longer forced to yell. Instead he responded loud enough for the community to hear. "No, merchant Choof was not attacked by a monster. He has suffered sword wounds, and his most recent shipment of goods seems to have been ransacked. He is in critical condition, but I assure you we are doing everything we can to make sure he receives proper medical treatment. This is being handled as a case of theft by most likely bandits. We formally request you to keep a close eye on your neighbors and to report any future suspicious activity directly to the authorities."
The guard walked off, leaving the crowd in shock. Violence? Here? What was this world coming to?[/i]
Choof has been attacked, but has survived!
It clearly says both choof and choofers
Originally posted by hi19hi19
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Originally posted by choof
hey great contribution to the thread cucklord the exit's up in the top right of your screen, it's called "log out"
The very last market stand on the street belonged to an extremely cranky and unpredictable man named Choofers. He was known as a harsh deal driver, and the purveyor of some of the rarest items one could find. The old badger had never missed a day of work that anyone could every remember. Today however, he was missing from his storefront, and the news spread like wildfire throughout the gossipy public.
Choof has been attacked, but has survived!
lol
Originally posted by hi19hi19
edgelord Linkin Park adolescent angst music
Originally posted by choof
hey great contribution to the thread cucklord the exit's up in the top right of your screen, it's called "log out"
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