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1. BethanyBangs
   Posted at 6:46pm on November 26th, 2010

   That was an interesting story XD
2. Nyokou
   Posted at 10:01pm on October 29th, 2009

   Nice. Saw that story before though. I would have SO done the same thing
3. BerZerkR
   Posted at 4:49pm on December 9th, 2007

   OMG I love you
   your awesome =]
4. link583
   Posted at 1:16pm on December 9th, 2007

   lol biter story xD
5. Stantonphl
   Posted at 9:49pm on November 23rd, 2007

   ...what?
6. I_like_keys
   Posted at 9:44pm on November 23rd, 2007

   I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
   So, have you ever had moment or IRL sadism like this?
   In b4 bel air and reeses puffs.
   
7. I_like_keys
   Posted at 9:43pm on November 23rd, 2007

   And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he jut ****ed up big time because his mom isn't defending his ***. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.
8. I_like_keys
   Posted at 9:42pm on November 23rd, 2007

   Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, 'Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm ****ING HIV POSITIVE.
9. I_like_keys
   Posted at 9:41pm on November 23rd, 2007

   Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little ****'s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "****! ****!". Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "****! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! ****!". By now, the kid is scared ****less and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
10. I_like_keys
    Posted at 9:40pm on November 23rd, 2007

    Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little ****s in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little ****s that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.