The official why I hate emus post
Posted on: June 10, 2007, at 10:06:02pm

Considering that everyone is bound to ask "why do you hate emus so much OMGOMGOMG!!?!?" i guess ill just post something.

Im too lazy to give all the reasons I hate emus but the main reason is that they are Evil. They are Evil above all other creatures. And their insane hunger for corn has led to the deaths of millions. You never hear about these deaths on the news because the mass media and the associated press are run by the emus.

Do you need proof of this? Look at the current phenomenon occuring in the gasoline industry, Ethanol. People have foolishly bought into this farce solution to the fuel shortage because the emu operated media has crammed it down their throats. The truth is that it takes way more water(a limited rescource btw) to produce a gallon of ethanol than it does to produce a gallon of gas. Not only that, the same pollutants are released into the air through the refinement process and is almost as polluting as normal oil in the end. Ethanol will never be a good solution to the fuel shortage.

Why is such a lie in place in our society you might ask. The emus are behind everything. With ethanol comes the increased production of their precious corn. All lesser agriculture is replaced with the corn. With the increased production of corn, the economy relies more on the corn. Therefore when the emus cannot stand their hunger anymore, a horrible emu plague will befall the world. The emus will eat all of the corn and destroy the economy. A weakened economy will leave the world vulnerable to the conquest of the emus and their emu king(the emu in my avatar). Within days the human race will be slaves to produce endless fields of corn for the emus.

Why will this happen? Because emus are Evil. I think this explanation should be enough to please some of the skeptics out there.

1. 1: ffr212
   Posted at 5:46pm on July 21st, 2007

   kill all emus and the hard work for corn. This will stop world salvation for corn. We must povalle(spelt wrong) our secrets to the world!!!!!!
2. 2: ffr212
   Posted at 5:47pm on July 21st, 2007

   provale still spelt wrong
3. 3: Aleste
   Posted at 6:53pm on September 10th, 2007

   lol.