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5 Dumbest Stepfiles Ever
Posted on: September 19, 2008, at 07:22:44am

Sorry Drew, I had to do it.

1. Exciting Hyper Highspeed Star
2. Vertex BETA
3. Mario Minor
4. Monstrous Turtles!
5. Blooddrunk

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ATTENTION: STEPFILE ARTISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Writing a stepfile is not finding sync. The BPM does that FOR YOU. If you have BPM in, grats, file synced. No, you must play your levels after you write them. You cannot arbitrarily decide stream patterns and think they will be fun. Runningmen in a 200+ BPM stream = NOT OKAY. Sideways rolls in a 200+ BPM stream = NOT OKAY.

PLAY YOUR FILES FIRST

Then submit. Thank you :)

  1. How about a one minute long one handed trill with random jumps in them?

  2. Shind Bad

  3. these files or the better that you can find. The way to have good score : Whore stepmania in Index and then restart FFR. 1st : 200BPM + runningman = OK. Its not that hard. Running man at 300 BPM = NO WAY O_O lol i know but i've so a stepchart with this btw.

  4. Hmm, perhaps I should not have included the BPM. Having runningmen in any stream is very awkward and stupid.
    In stepfile writing, each pattern has a place. The problem with putting runningmen inside of a stream is that they are such different patterns from each other that you have essentially NOT created a stream anymore. You created a "stream with a runningman in it."
    If 200 BPM is fine, why not 300 BPM? The point is not how fast its going, but the actual writing of the file itself.

  5. Way to dislike files I love.

  6. Sorry.

  7. Have you ever made a simfile?

  8. "Lethal Injection" would be a good candidate for that list. I hate it's steps xD.

  9. Oh, you missed the other one, where I said I wasn't really counting old stepfiles. They didn't really have a standard of quality back then, plus many people didn't know what they were doing. No judging was put into place.
    That having been said, Lethal Injection's steps are pretty dumb.

  10. Ohh I see ^^ . And yeah couldn't agree more about the old simfiles not really having a standard of quality.

  11. 1. RIGHT
    2. That's just wrong
    3. Yes
    4. NO!
    5. YES xD
    3/5 lol

  12. Can't figure out why people like Vertex BETA. He stepped to the background, and the patterns are awful. I can tell he didn't play it.
    Still, I scored higher with you than with anyone else, it seems.

  13. God damnit. VB+MT=<3 D=