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About me: | As I've ignored this site for years, I realize how much I've missed it and that it's still pretty fun. Welcome back. | Interests: | Plentiful. | Fav Music: | None in particular. | Fav Movies: | Always an extremely hard choice... but I find I'm comfortable answering: Benny and Joon. |
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EscaflownePosted on: September 15, 2008, at 08:11:54pm [ 2 comments] My Last BreathPosted on: September 6, 2008, at 09:05:07pm [ 1 comment] Mental Hospital Phone Menu-http://www.thejokeindexPosted on: August 31, 2008, at 04:52:01pm [ 4 comments] Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 02:48 PM
Posted by Administrator
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent , please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional , press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell You which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, hang up. it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. But Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are
too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the
fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons. You'll just mess it up.
I found this on our beloved internet
One ForgottenPosted on: July 31, 2008, at 08:48:39pm [ 3 comments] Cold and dark
Lovely night
No one remembers
Me in sight
They'll here things
They always do
No recognition
So on I move
Icy fog wraps around my skin
I sigh and breathe in the sweet chill
Gray and slender I move along
Slithering they wonder still
"Who is that strange girl?" they'll ask
So unnatural to the regular kind
No name they'll give me
Just try to commit to memory my form in their helpless minds
I'm silent, I don't talk
However I do pay close attention
Naturally nobody cares to think of who I am
To them I'm just a lost kitten
No one will get to know me
My cold heart seeks slaughterin
The seductive night air, my surounding enclosure
I am the Forgotten
This is a great song by 3 Days Grace. ENJOY!http:/Posted on: June 27, 2008, at 10:34:33pm [ 2 comments]
&q=3+days+grace+pain+on+google&ei=GrFlSIXiEIqcrwLetdWxDg&hl=en | add my new account xXSNapPy7o2Xx | | Yea, good fast-paced songs, and yea D: . | | Yea ^^. | | No problem ^^ And I like your aqua blue background(: | | its goin gud i found 1 already
| | tryin 2 find a decent college | | whatss uppp its been sooooo long | | Yes indeed :D | | Ty for the vote :P | | ill live if i can get through college | Older Comments |
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