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THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS Posted on: February 26, 2008, at 08:12:05pm Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Chuck Norris does not sleep. he waits. Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses. Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down. Chuck Norris does not go hunting, Chuck Norris goes killing. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands. Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. If at first you dont succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and poop it out solved. |
Posted at 6:54am on March 20th, 2008
Lol this is very funny
Posted at 6:55am on March 20th, 2008
Chuck Norris will rule the world :)
Posted at 7:47am on March 31st, 2008
Haha, Nice! There were some I hadn't heard before ^_^
Posted at 7:48am on March 31st, 2008
lol theres millions of them hahahha
Posted at 1:52pm on April 1st, 2008
these are silly, ever seen the conan obrien episode with the walker texas ranger lever? .......and also: Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Posted at 6:28am on April 2nd, 2008
If Chuck Norris can't do it, all hope is lost.
Good thing he can do everything.
Posted at 11:00am on April 12th, 2008
i lol'd
especially at the virgin one
xDD
Posted at 8:50am on May 5th, 2008
rofl he patato-sacks them haha thats hilarious
Posted at 6:44am on May 7th, 2008
:O my freind has a chuck norris shirt and it has some of those sayings :D
Posted at 1:03pm on May 28th, 2008
you got these off of chucknorrisfacts.com right?
Posted at 11:05am on May 31st, 2008
lol my friend Syris gave me a chuck norris shirt with these on it for my birthday
Posted at 2:19pm on June 18th, 2008
Lmfao, i so wanna fuck chuck norris.
Posted at 2:20pm on June 18th, 2008
hahahaha i dunno if thats possible hahahahahaha
Posted at 10:08pm on August 22nd, 2008
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child, the bed wet itself out of fear of Chuck Norris.
Posted at 6:00pm on September 1st, 2008
I like the rubix cube one the most ^^
Posted at 3:32pm on September 5th, 2008
OMFG I LMFAO very funny