I just had a moment

**gold stinger** · 02-1-2015, 04:14 AM

It's 5am in the morning and I ran out of toilet paper while I was on the crapper. Store doesn't open until 8.

No one in my apartment said anything about the toilet paper supply being low.

choof · 02-1-2015, 04:15 AM

take a shower

**gold stinger** · 02-1-2015, 04:16 AM

I tried that it didn't work, neither did printer paper.

edit: bless my poor soul I found some facial tissues in my brothers dresser while he was sleeping

the irony of me just realizing that this is truly a shitty chit chat thread.

**FF_rules** · 02-1-2015, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by gold stinger

truly a shitty chit chat thread.

You always, ALWAYS, have a back up roll inside a glass box. Replace it whenever broken.

**dragonmegaXX** · 02-1-2015, 09:40 AM

Just use your hand next time and wash it afterwards.

top · 02-1-2015, 09:54 AM

wait... how DIDN'T a shower work?

**andy-o24** · 02-1-2015, 10:14 AM

People still wipe their asses?

-o24

MinaciousGrace · 02-1-2015, 10:16 AM

i used to have this problem but then i hired a child laborer to periodically reach inside my rectum and extract feces for me

**rushyrulz** · 02-1-2015, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by top

wait... how DIDN'T a shower work?

yeah um

FoJaR · 02-1-2015, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinaciousGrace

i used to have this problem but then i hired a child laborer to periodically reach inside my rectum and extract feces for me

I'm calling the FBI as you read this

Syhto · 02-2-2015, 12:10 AM

just use your sock. or be a man, and wipe with your hand. namaste

I like it · 02-2-2015, 12:13 AM

fuck dude that sucks big time glad youre ok tho

**Ghakimx** · 02-28-2015, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by andy-o24

People still wipe their asses?

-o24

That's what I thought.

I only wipe my ass when there's no hose or whatever.

**noname219** · 02-28-2015, 05:33 AM

Had a similar moment in Thailand just before a Thai massage; no toilet paper left. Only option in the room was a really small plant with just 3 leaves (that looked like a stick afterward). Not my proudest moment.

Izzy · 02-28-2015, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by top

wait... how DIDN'T a shower work?

Exact thing I was wondering.

**Ghakimx** · 02-28-2015, 11:33 AM

Maybe he showered his dick or the water pressure was weaker than a dildo? I dunno.

And I'm pressure printer paper is like the a horrible option too.

**25thhour** · 03-1-2015, 03:09 AM

I actually ran out of Toilet Paper today when wiping, so I unravelled the cardboard roll and wiped with that…

**qqwref** · 03-1-2015, 04:13 AM

I hear in some countries they used to use their left hand for this, and then make sure to only eat with their right hand.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghakimx

the water pressure was weaker than a dildo

**Ghakimx** · 03-1-2015, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by qqwref

I hear in some countries they used to use their left hand for this, and then make sure to only eat with their right hand.

Actually, practically any Muslim (including myself) does this for religious and hygienic reasons.

**_Zenith_** · 03-1-2015, 09:48 AM

This thread really went places that no thread hopes to go; in the shitter.

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