Twitch Plays Pokemon

[Snowcrafta]

Bird Jesus

[Pseudo Enigma]

Originally Posted by Snowcrafta

*sigh*
The Safari Zone has been modded to remove the step timer.

Also

HAIL BIRD JESUS

what the fuck.

If we look at it this way,

we had our first gym battle - a veritable milestone for any Pokemon Trainer
we had nugget bridge/second gym battle - the challenge of becoming a group of people that can make choices
we had the Cut HM/Tree block - an experiment to see if we could somehow manage to make actual decisions with menus without messing up
we had Lt.Surge's gym - 2 switches that given enough time, we got through
we had the Rt9 Ledge - 9 tiles that either you go right, to victory, or down and back again
we WOULD'VE had the Celadon Game Department - a maze with tiles that forces the group to work together, which we did once but dug out before democracy was instated - but nope democracy

and now we WOULD'VE had the Safari Zone, the ultimate test for our hive mind, pitting us against time and money to get through. But nope, now we get infinite time.
I almost don't want to watch anymore. It's not possible to fail at all now, and that was the only interesting part about it.

[Crazyjayde]

The level of care has hit new heights.

[Wineandbread]

where's TwitchPlaysFFR guise
gotta pass excite bike

[Nyokou]

I kept seeing headlines about this... but I only just checked it out now.

It's ridiculous.

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by Crazyjayde

Why "sigh"?
Like you'd want to sit through the pain anyway.

Actually I'd get a good amount of laughter out of it.

What should be done is that should it take a day to get through these sorts of sections, THEN a step in is done. It gives the users a time limit, but one that is much more manageable.

That being said tbh I - highly - doubt the safari zone would have ever been cleared.

[Pseudo Enigma]

okay if anything I thought there would be an issue with money. The thing they should've done was removed the price. Now that they have democracy they have very little reason at all to use infinite steps.

[YoshL]

omg fuck

[top]

[Snowcrafta]

Farewell CCC, We barely knew you

[KrazyKitsune]

They successfully taught Drowzee Psychic lmao

[choof]

eta on accidentally drowzee release

[noname219]

Here's a script (that I modded from an existing one) that will remove all the stuff (b, a, start, select, right, left, etc.) from the chat :

// ==UserScript==
// @name TwitchChatCleanser
// @version 0.0.2
// @description Cleans up the Twitch.TV chat by not showing any messages containing 2 or more non-ASCII characters (configurable), messages matching the configurable regular expressions or messages consisting only of (or excessive) emoticons.
// @author morkai
// @include http://www.twitch.tv/*
// @include http://*.twitch.tv/*
// @exclude http://www.twitch.tv/*/popout
// @exclude http://www.twitch.tv/
// @exclude http://www.twitch.tv/directory/*
// ==/UserScript==

function twitchChatCleanser()
{
  if (self !== top)
  {
    return;
  }

  // Do not display a message if it contains the specified (or more) number
  // of non-ASCII characters.
  var MAX_NON_ASCII_CHARS = 2;
  
  // Do not display a message if it contains the specified (or more) number
  // of emoticons.
  var MAX_EMOTICONS = 4;

  // Messages matching one of the following regular expressions will not be
  // shown in the chat.
  var FILTERS = [
    /b/i,
    /a/i,
    /start/i,
    /down/i,
    /up/i,
    /right/i,
    /left/i,
    /democracy/i,
    /anarchy/i,
    /enter/i,
    /select/i,
  ];

  var STRIP_TAGS_RE = /<(?:.|\n)*?>/gm;
  var EMOTICON_RE = /"emo\-[0-9]+ emoticon"/g;
  var EMPTY_MESSAGE_PATTERN = 'chat_line"></';

  function isDirtyText(text)
  {
    for (var i = 0, l = FILTERS.length; i < l; ++i)
    {
      if (FILTERS[i].test(text))
      {
        return true;
      }
    }

    var dirtyChars = 0;
    
    for (var i = 0, l = text.length; i < l; ++i)
    {
      if (text.charCodeAt(i) > 127)
      {
        ++dirtyChars;
        
        if (dirtyChars >= MAX_NON_ASCII_CHARS)
        {
          return true;
        }
      }
    }
    
    return false;
  }

  jQuery(function()
  {
    var insert_chat_line = Chat.prototype.insert_chat_line;
    var insert_with_lock = Chat.prototype.insert_with_lock;
    var format_message = Chat.prototype.format_message;

    Chat.prototype.insert_chat_line = function(a)
    {
      if (a.subscriber || a.tagtype === 'mod' || !isDirtyText(a.message))
      {
        insert_chat_line.call(this, a);
      }
    };

    Chat.prototype.format_message = function()
    {
      var text = format_message.apply(this, arguments);
      var textWoHtml = text.replace(STRIP_TAGS_RE, '').trim();

      if (textWoHtml.length <= 1)
      {
        return '';
      }
      
      var emoMatches = text.match(EMOTICON_RE);
      
      if (emoMatches && emoMatches.length >= MAX_EMOTICONS)
      {
        return '';
      }

      return text;
    };

    Chat.prototype.insert_with_lock = function(a, line, c, b)
    {
      if (line.lastIndexOf(EMPTY_MESSAGE_PATTERN) === -1)
      {
        insert_with_lock.apply(this, arguments);
      }
    };
  });
}

function contentEval(source) {
  // Check for function input.
  if ('function' == typeof source) {
    // Execute this function with no arguments, by adding parentheses.
    // One set around the function, required for valid syntax, and a
    // second empty set calls the surrounded function.
    source = '(' + source + ')();'
  }

  // Create a script node holding this  source code.
  var script = document.createElement('script');
  script.setAttribute("type", "application/javascript");
  script.textContent = source;

  // Insert the script node into the page, so it will run, and immediately
  // remove it to clean up.
  document.body.appendChild(script);
  document.body.removeChild(script);
}

contentEval(twitchChatCleanser);

[Xiz]

New idea:

Twitch plays QWOP

[Crazyjayde]

Looks like the input delay has been halved since last interruption. Shit is getting done in record time.

[Pseudo Enigma]

RIP

[Trogdor!!!!]

I'm still laughing over Psychic.

[Crazyjayde]

Soon they'll toss the master ball

Edit: Ok, this one definitely cracks me up.

[hi19hi19]

Originally Posted by Crazyjayde

Soon they'll toss the master ball

It's gonna get wasted in a trainer battle probably

Of course I'm hoping that they'll catch a Geodude with it or something

THE MASTER GEODUDE

[Arntonach]

So Pidgeot got a nickname. What do you think aaabaaajss will be shortened down to?